this is obviously an odious thing to say indicative of a shriveled little spirit. but if i know funny old jewish men rob reiner would be just tickled to pieces to inspire such a reaction from donald trump

This entire weekend

i doubt it means anything in the long term but i never thought there was anything he could say or do that would make the maga psychos start doing po-faced "this is not. who. we. are!!" stuff after they all gleefully cheered on the AI ghibli ICE cartoons and the airplane dumping dooky video

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

after all the republican group chats full of swastikas and gas chamber jokes, defenses of Hitler from popular right wing pundits, and American cities full of stormtroopers doing ethnic cleansing you're still doing this "lefties call everyone nazis" eye rolling shit? man, fuck you, get fucking real.

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

can we appreciate just how badly Johnson and Trump played this Epstein vote? total failure of a pressure campaign, delayed for months to ensure it stays in the news and immediately swamps "the Dems caved" as soon as the shutdown ends, and now it passes 427-1 couldn't have gone worse if they tried

Man the left sure is annoying with those pronouns! Haha. Exactly the same as the right which are *checks notes* trafficking children. When will both sides see they’ve gone too far?

Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.

I genuinely can’t get over “the Epstein files are a HOAX by the democrats! If you really open the files, you’ll see it’s ALLLLLLL democrats in there, in the hoax they created! BUT DONT LOOK DONT LOOK DO NOT LOOK AT THEM DONT RELEASE THEM but it’s a hoax!!!! It’s allllll a hoax!”

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Superman is the best movie of the year and it’s not even close

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

If you strip away the political vibes and keep it to priority alone, it’s still very hard to justify why ICE agents are getting paid but air traffic control is not.

I genuinely don’t fuckin understand conservatives man. Why do you all advocate for a meaner, crueler, smaller world? Why is this your end goal? Just being fucking shitty? The only group of people you defend are pedophiles. Genuinely end it, conservatives are the worst people on the fucking planet

I still love “If you support anti-bullying policies to protect trans children, then you also support the religious right mandating misgendering of trans children by law.” These people are not sending their best.

it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything

What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation. To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil

I will never stop dying on the hill that so much of this would have been avoided if the response to Obama is a muslim had been "so fucking what" instead of the utterly dungbrained "OH YEAH EXPLAIN HOW HE LIKES BACON AND BEER THEN" nonsense that we were force fed for 8 years

I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does

it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic

“Oh, well I just told you about it, so now like all of the rest of us who pay attention to what’s going on, you know all about it. You just heard it, from me, and you know. You’re all caught up. So to repeat: does this concern you?”

I was born at the children’s hospital in Washington DC

it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it

It’s kind of wild that after seven million people were in the streets protesting, the president posted a hallucinated video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on Americans and then proceeded to start demolishing parts of the White House

"Disney saw more than double the typical number of customers cancel their Disney+ and Hulu subscriptions in September — when subscribers threatened to quit because of Jimmy Kimmel's brief suspension."

They have to have a backup plan to the "dangerous immigrants" narrative. They have one. They've literally created a "terrorist group" out of thin air. I mean, you can't be having free and fair elections with "enemies from within," like the "Antifa Terrorist" group running around. It's a pretext.

I hope every ICE agent faces accountability at the fucking Hague. Subhuman Nazis committing crimes against humanity. If you’re ICE you don’t deserve the air you breath. Resign or follow your leader into Hell where you belong

setting aside the fact that they just don’t know what jokes are, this gives a big insight into the mind of white nationalists. they are deeply paranoid about the idea of being percieved as anything other than Epic Stoics

oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

🚨NEW: For the first time in history, the single largest group of people arrested in the interior and sent to ICE detention is people with NO criminal record. As of yesterday's data release, 40%(!) of those arrested in the interior and detained by ICE had no prior conviction or pending charges.

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Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

i was going to try to make a joke about being the 20th highest engagement account on this website but i’m actually honored to be so high up, and especially be the highest of all trans people on here i do wish more trans people occupied top slots. i hope i represent trans people well

Critical part of the President's new $100,000 charge for H1-B visas: The Administration can also offer a $100,000 discount to any person, company, or industry that it wants. Replacing rules with arbitrary discretion. Want visas? You know who to call and who to flatter.

No one should get violent threats. But if you’re gonna change your vote because of it, you should resign. I’Ve been getting violent threats all week and not only do I have no intention of shutting up, I think it’s evidence that we need to say it louder

Companies are about to learn that liberals can to do Disney what the right did to Bud Light.

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

forever and always, amen