[bedtime prayer] "Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite actor, Robert Duvall, my favorite comedian, Catherine O'Hara, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Donald Trump."

This Presidents Day, we celebrate true courage, leadership, knowledge, and patriotism of leaders past. Qualities Donald Trump knows nothing about.

All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.

national treasure!

I do not like that man named Trump I do not like his bloated rump I do not like his greedy stare His golf, his crimes, his processed hair I do not like his petty schemes Or how he haunts the nation's dreams I do not like him, not at all - A neon ego on the wall

Morons Morons are in charge www.nytimes.com/2026/02/14/u...

She's moved.

#caturday I love the kitty biscuit!!

Cool piece of feedback I've gotten from a lot of people now that I've no true evidence of the how/why exactly, but they have all adamantly claimed Deciduous "makes the LLM just write better code with its process and guard rails" but I think its actually augmenting user behavior not the tool itself.

I just trash picked a huge pile of photos from the State Department so you all get Madeline Albright in a cowboy hat

My favorite Valentine's Day tweet of all time 🤣

We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.

Oh snap

hello minnesota and beyond! thank you for your kind messages. it is very weird to be the news when you cover the news. i love this beautiful state and journalism, and i am hopeful for better days. but we will be forever changed bc of the last two months.

#FungiFriday 🌱🌿🍄🚶‍♂️

Annual Valentine's Day Stoning Of Happy Couple

AOC: "Extreme level of wealth inequality leads to social instability and drives authoritarianism, right-wing populism, and really dangerous domestic internal politics. That is a direct outcome of the failure of democracies over decades to deliver."

this is super fun and sweet and you should send Bobby a note right now!

I am bringing back VERY DIRECT MESSAGES from 6pm EST to 3am. How's it work? Visit the page. Write a message. Hit send. It'll print at my desk on my receipt printer. Plz RT for fun & be nice. CC @henryzoo.com @cara.city and other receipt printer dorks

i was thinking about this and my Ukrainian colleague who seems so deflated these days. i feel like a jerk when i ask him how he is b/c well ... i can see it in his face. imagine being Ukrainian right now feeling like the whole f'ing world is abandoning you. 💔

two of my favorite colleagues asking "can you vibe code a platform?"! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFuN...

cool cool cool - kinda almost like we have been saying this for a while. lookin' at you @cote.io thenewstack.io/2026-java-ai...

fun fact - i was born in the AUB! www.npr.org/2026/02/10/g...

HUMANS FTW! www.kron4.com/news/califor...

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

Why does Spring Boot auto-configure a RestClient.Builder for you instead of just giving you a RestClient? Because the builder comes pre-loaded with customizers, Jackson converters, and metrics integration. New video walks through the builder pattern in Spring. https://youtu.be/aocKQ2-U3wU

[handcuffed] officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

The insatiable lust for money is the greatest evil the world has ever known.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/n... 🎁

Yes! Apparently the woman in the bathroom is @mprnews.org journalist @samstroozas.bsky.social!! She's my hero right now!

"trained it on 250,000 of my tweets and 25,000 Bluesky posts then implemented the learning model in 2 diff languages/ecosystems and set it loose. so stupid but fun"

This is so cool and weird. Totally following.

"Maybe homework IS fun ... Except usually it isn't." - My 14 year old.

i actually told my hubby that i want to go to MN because im so inspired! specifically the boundary waters!

Great idea!

Opening my first nontrivial PR to a real programming language that isn't Elixir. Found a small bug in @temper.bsky.social's rust destination compilation (it compiles to 6 other languages currently) and trying to fix that up. 🧵 for the curious nerds if you haven't heard of Temper yet

I’m so sad to hear about James Van Der Beek’s passing. Every death from colon cancer is one too many. If you’re 45 or older, get screened. Your colonoscopy might just save your life.

California won't stand idly by while Trump and his lapdog Republicans use their "Big, Beautiful Bill" to virtually eliminate all federal Planned Parenthood funding. I just signed legislation delivering $90 million to reproductive health care providers across our state.

Freelancer Loves Being Able To Barely Scrape By Livelihood On Own Schedule https://theonion.com/freelancer-loves-being-able-to-barely-scrape-by-livelih-1819579667/

another thoughtful piece by my buddy @cote.io about the perennial DAY TWO OPERATIONS!

Woo hoo! JPEG XL image support is in the new Chrome v145: www.phoronix.com/news/Chrome-... I had to enable via a flag: chrome://flags/#enable-jxl-image-format You can test support here: jpegxl.info/resources/jp... #JPEGXL #web #Chrome #photography

Can everyone building agent orchestration tools *please* stop using the term "overseer" to describe human oversight? We already learned this lesson with master > main. Words matter.

🌱 Introducing the Production Ready Spring Track—focused on secure, scalable, observable Spring systems built for enterprise AI & modern cloud platforms. Learn patterns for Spring that thrive in production, not just demos. 👉 devnexus.com/schedule/java 🎟️ devnexus.com

Awesome!

Brilliant

Making a local LSP that runs as a Zed plugin that takes my typing over a web socket and publishes "drafts" live as I write them to my blog so someone could follow along watching me write. It talks via socket to a phoenix channel. I make useful software. lol

A federal court just upheld California’s law REQUIRING federal agents to identify themselves. California will keep standing up for civil rights and our democracy.

worst Mortal Kombat roster of all time