Expedition 33's photo mode owns.

It's finally time to love yourself enough to stop playing fortnite.

2024/2025

The Instrumentality Project was a success. I removed the barriers of the human form & united all of humanity into one being. With the body and ego gone, pilots and first officers could finally understand each other. There was just one problem: You need a physical form to fly a plane.

I wrote a thing www.destructoid.com/half-life-3s...

This is what happened to me. Employers across the board need to be aware of how harassment campaigns work and do better to protect their employees from them. These people should not have a platform to profit off of harassment.

Mine work suck would without the help of these peoples @seamoosi.bsky.social @mehill.bsky.social @thelogantrent.bsky.social @jasonkpargin.bsky.social @mrmxy.bsky.social

Video game giant Rockstar has sacked more than 30 workers across the UK, including my constituents working at their Edinburgh office. I urged Ministers to support workers who have lost their jobs, and stop this from happening again.

Frankenstein is so Limbo of the Lost coded

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is a soulless and soul-destroying game that thinks exceptionally little of its players and developers. My one-star review for @restart.run: www.restart.run/articles/cal...

Microsoft's silence on the issue is just as bad. www.destructoid.com/us-governmen...

Video store picking skill issue, I'm afraid.

if you're going to turn reporting i did almost a decade ago into a breakout story the least you could do is link to it

Feels like we're on the precipice of the most awkward data breach imaginable.

This is fantastic

My new song is officially out and here's the music video! It is made to look like a 90s FMV game, everything you see is running in Unreal (working with video files in Unreal should be easier!) Anyways! Check out I Haunt Myself now on yt and streaming everywhere! youtu.be/tRnfCBVpQ30?...

I wrote something cozy for everyone who didn't get to experience the beach this summer outside of video games. www.destructoid.com/why-video-ga...

Three things you probably didn't know about Mitsubishi: 1. Mitsubishi Only Exists Because a Terrifying Assassin Was Feeling Lazy 2. Mitsubishi Helped Kill the Last of the Samurai 3. There Is No Such Thing as the "Mitsubishi" Company Details in my article: www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_cult...

I am fucking begging people to go to this website and do what it says and get rid of the AI summaries tenbluelinks.org

🚨 TIM REVIEW 🚨 🚨 TIM REVIEW 🚨 🚨 TIM REVIEW 🚨 go read it! now!

Oh absolutely the fuck not

ah yeah the familiar whiplash of seeing a legacy media org cover something you're an actual expert in and realizing "oh if this is how badly they're fucking up this, how badly are they fucking up every other topic?"

Real picture of me in a Roblox server while working on this piece

One Repost = One Oda Nobunaga Fact. One Like = One comic-book Bane Fact. I know you very specific geeks are out there.

New article! NEW ARTICLE!!! Let's talk about the ways that plagiarists and AI are trying to automate sociopathy and why copyright might actually be a powerful tool to fuck with 'em. And, how do we make a world where even copyright is no longer necessary? docseuss.medium.com/copyright-ru...

that's enough death of the author, time now for death of the reader

Before I forget, I got interviewed for this great piece on the Ghibli AI art trend and why I think it totally misses the point of Miyazaki and co.'s appeal and creative ethos.

Why would you remaster the famously vibrant game by making it just RE4-era brown?

Is the The Last Of Us TV series better than the game because it doesn't have the tedious gameplay, or worse because it doesn't even have the tedious gameplay?

Some are saying that contributing to my Patreon and listening to the podcast are the most patriotic things you can do right now.

I haven't even read the piece yet but I know it's all true.

My conspiracy theory is that this was the most cost-effective way Musk could brainstorm to get rid of a whistleblower's body.

I did a stream just browsing the internet from my N64 yesterday (www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmvs...) and here are some sites that work: - Google Images - The somehow still updated Final Fantasy XI website from 2003 - The backed up F-Zero GX website from 2003 - The Garfield website from 1999 (sort of)

If you have EVER enjoyed the ridiculous BIGFEETS podcast or the other work I've done in association with the comedy collective 1900HOTDOG, PLEASE READ. I've been asked to address some rumors about their operation, so here goes. Thread:

I had a lot of fun writing about very important stuff. www.destructoid.com/tomb-raider-...

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

Had a great interview with @slate.bsky.social's @alexkirshner.com about the horrid state of the tech industry, how the tech media can step up, the AI bubble, and the cognitive dissonance of Silicon Valley slate.com/technology/2...

Tech and financial sites can just pre-file the story about this getting hacked like how they have obituaries for old celebs ready to go.

Paul Schrader spending $200 million to adapt a script by ChatGPT he loves, unaware it's 2002's Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever starring Antonio Banderas.

Teen Vogue remains our most valuable journalistic resource

The world's first FJRPG looks great

Zuckerberg 'Loves' AI slop image from spam account that posts amputated children 🔗 www.404media.co/zuckerberg-l...

I apologize for my need to address Musk's biggest controversy to date. www.destructoid.com/elon-musk-ad...

Mouthwashing by @wrongorgan.bsky.social is doing absolutely fine without my recommendation, but I was blown away by it. Sharp, surprising, genuinely scary. Can't wait to see what this studio does next! store.steampowered.com/app/2475490/...

After chipping in on a few collaborative articles i'm so pumped to write my first full blown article for Palette Swap!

We may have lost #DavidLynch but Japan will help keep his memory alive. From inspiring Japanese women to pretend to be corpses on a beach to influencing a lot of "Silent Hill 2," the connection between Lynch and Japan is powerful. Details in my latest article: www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainmen...

she died on january 6, 2018. she had no permanent housing when she died and no money. i don't know how many copies death: the high cost of living has sold. i'm assuming quite a few. i bought one in 1993, and it shaped my adolescence.