I interviewed an Egyptologist about mummies in honour of The Mummy. No, not that The Mummy. No, not that the Mummy. No, not that-- www.inverse.com/entertainmen...

I'm just going to say it: that's too many factions.

One of the unexpected challenges of writing enduring fiction is that 125 years ago you could have a character in your adventure story keep talking about his important vision of "a Red Bull" without your reader thinking that he really needs a caffeine hit

Kind of a weird button for a medical supply site to offer up after you order

They're doing that because they saw your posts

There’s an elderly man that does this for me too. But I guess the fearmongering media isn’t interested in tales of our mutual humanity.

Think I'm going to get a fair bit of mileage out of this one for the foreseeable future

I assume Blue Sky is having technical issues because we're all rushing to discuss the new Broken Social Scene track

Say what you will, but it sure seems like an incredible technical achievement to get their CMS running on his Speak and Spell

1850s publishing house marketing Moby Dick as an enemies-to-lovers slow-burn

Turning his reputation around by opening relations with Phish

Killing it on a combination of 3rd century social media and present day Crusader Kings social media with "What is this, MAGAchaeism?"

In an alternate universe where everything is the same except Chris Martin of Coldplay is really into project management, I'm arguing with my wife in a fancy Italian restaurant while "It was all Trello" plays in the background

My "mantasy" is reading Gormenghast with the boys

"I made something but it's too powerful to be released to the public" is what I tell my editor whenever I'm late with an assignment

They showed this post to George Springer in the dugout and he got really mad

The whole baseball internet loves the Toronto Blue Jays, a lovely team that wins games! *1 offseason later* We regret to inform you the Blue Jays are unwatchable

I think it says a lot about the state of society that people are literally throwing out classic art

I saw the Mad Mullahs of Iran open for Death from Above 1979 a while back. Of course, they eventually had to change their name.

I wrote about 70 years of the Thing. No, not that one. No, not that one either. This one: www.inverse.com/entertainmen...

Gym Doctor: You get that logo of me holding the Calgary Tower like a weight? Graphic Designer: Sure did, boss, real suggestive, just like you asked

Lots of people freaking out on the timeline today. I know, I'm worried about the state of the Blue Jays' injured list too.

Watching the Blue Jays so far this year

Worrying to join the Artemis stream right as they say, "We're getting a much better view of the Terminator"

I don't really have any profound reason for leaving Twitter, one day I just realised that I was getting no engagement on my work, was annoyed by Grok ads, and kept encountering Holocaust denial crap no matter how much I tried to curate my feed

“And another thing — I’m very mad. Please put it in the paper that I got mad.”

No. It’s a holiday weekend, I’m off the clock.

This is arch irony, and it's one of the few cases where it's actually stylistically warranted, stop living down to your reputation guys, you're making us all look bad.

Weird that I'm spending Good Friday watching the same baseball game that the Pope probably is

He's finally gone too far

Learning today that Primal Fear had two sequel novels that sound insane, and that they should absolutely film with Edward Norton.

Buying one share of SpaceX and then calling into every shareholder meeting to demand that they build the laser guns from Moonraker

I guess this is good but a certain point this stuff needs to be age-gated or something. When I’m 45 or 50 I don’t want to still be hearing news like “Da Judo Racist just got his ass kicked!” That’s simply none of my business.

Incredible decision by NASA to have a live Artemis chat

Wrote about Thief. The movie, not the game. Although I would play Michael Mann's Thief, the Movie, the Game. www.inverse.com/entertainmen...

A great moment for three long put-upon groups

The funniest possible outcome is that it reopens but then a ship immediately gets stuck in it

Dub Gleed played his college ball at Coruscant University

D.C. 2030

We’ve all read Infinite Jest and we all love it.

Isn’t this just the cover of A Million Little Pieces

"MrBeast joins us live on March 31 to share how Slack powers the teams behind one of the world’s fastest-growing companies" shouldn't be an email I get. It should be a fever dream I have after a long and weird day at work

Please do not follow up with me regarding your email about how "watching TV feels better with an AI companion." The more dignified choice would be to walk into the desert and quietly vanish amid the sands

Watching the first Blue Jays game of the regular season while it's still snowy out

Damn, turns out all those emails in my spam folder about the FBI wanting to give me millions of dollars were legit

Opening Day is beautiful. All the gambling prompts I missed are finally back.

Baseball is stupid!

I think all the women in my life have alpha-gal syndrome

This was weird and wild and fun, I liked it a lot

There must be some stories about people getting "OUTBID!" pages at inopportune moments