"yeah...uh huh...uh huh...no way...how cool...niiice..." - me reacting to a voice note forgetting it's not a call.

Nearly every week for the past year, YouTube has recommended that I watch this video of Christopher Cross performing "Ride Like The Wind" live on The Midnight Special, and I'm grateful it does because it rocks. I click every time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpBi...

Donovan Mitchell has only ever had coaches that look like cokehead mob lawyers.

I will always love how Nintendo Directs explain basic video game concepts as if they were exciting new features. There's always something like "By pressing Pause, the game will freeze, allowing you to use the restroom or grab a snack."

This season of Daredevil has been incredible. It's easily and consistently one of the best things the MCU has going for it.

Many decades ago, George Lucas sat in room and scribbled the first words of a movie that would eventually be turned to a bunch of companies sending me "may the forth be with you" ad emails.

They should let a man run along side the horses in the Kentucky derby as a point of comparison.

The first person to invent a smoke alarm that only does its low battery chirps during business hours is going to become filthy stinking rich.

Kiln is so much fun.

Just got bummed out thinking about how our car was stolen a few years ago. But not about the car itself. I had a really nice stick in the trunk that I found in the woods. Man, that was a really good stick.

I am procrastinating at levels previously unheard of. I'm procrastimaxxing.

Here's all of peopleWatching in one YouTube video! I didn't realize we'd produced *5 hours* of this series, but we have, and that's pretty great. I'm so glad it's out there to show what independent shows can achieve. Watch here: youtu.be/MmheeYgaUV8?...

This is the most CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA?-ass PR email I've ever received.

I'm only on Instagram for the ads tbh. They know me so well.

No one has ever said that in the entire history of talking

Nothing more humbling than hearing about a pro athlete who is a foot+ taller than me but weighs about the same as me.

I'm not asking for much. I just need the Golden State Warriors to win tonight so the Miami Heat's odds of landing a top 4 pick in the draft go from a minuscule 4.8% percent to a meager 7.1%.

My wife just mortally wounded me with her words. She caught me talking out loud as if in conversation with the podcast I was listening to at the time and said "are you having fun with your podcast friends."

Wanted to turn up the audio on something I was editing so I zoomed in on the waveform. It's been a long day.

I'm so good at this

Total toss up as to what letters I'm going to double up on when I write the word "tomorrow." Toomorrow? Tommorrow? Toomoorroow? Tommorroww? The fun is in the spur-of-the-moment discovery of how I'm going to mess it up this time.

For most of my life, I struggled to gain weight. But now it's like no no wait stop...

A moon launch. On April Fools' Day? Yeah, you're not foolin me.

It would have been so funny if the helicopter blades chopped Kid Rock to bits

I must be the voice of the voiceless by shouting out all the "Full Game Longplay Walkthrough No Commentary" YouTubers out there, because sometimes you just want to watch game footage without someone blabbing over it.

I miss the era of stand up comedy where a guy could make a whole career out of saying stuff like "yeah well I CAN believe it's not butter!"

Every 10 years The Comeback comes back and I'm reminded that it's the most painfully cringe show of all the cringe comedy shows.

I turned 40, and now my spam bot emails are calling me old.

Gator is good.

Podiatrist just told me I have plantar fasciitis. It sucks because it's painful but it's cool because it's one of those professional athlete injuries so now I can pretend I'm athletic.

They built loandepot park specifically so other teams besides the Marlins could win in it.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP6P...

The closer you get to Miami the more meticulously manicured the beards become.

The Everglades, and always during peak grasshopper mating season. Thousands of bright orange grasshoppers fucking each other as far as the eye could see.

We must never forget that in Conan the Barbarian, Arnold doesn't just fight a gigantic snake, he stealth kills it and then silently chops its head off with repeated - but silent - brutal bloody chops with his giant sword while bad guys are like 30 ft above him.

I'm not saying I'm directly responsible for Bam dropping 83 last night but I did wear my lucky Heat hat while doing groceries yesterday so

I guess this means Kobe Bryant just isn't as good as Bam Adebayo.

I cannot believe what Bam is doing right now. This is a guy who was drafted for his defense and basically had to learn how to be more than a rim running dunker and now he's going to be in the top 10 highest scoring single games in NBA history.

I don't like to refer to anyone as a bitch but I am not above calling someone slow to cross a crosswalk a lollyggin ass bitch

Been loving Resident Evil Requiem but my only problem with it is that every time Grace fires Requiem (the gun) the recoil should drag her a few hundred yards back the way Thor's hammer drags him across the sky.

Unsurprising.

The most unrealistic part of the entire Resident Evil series is that a police department was going to throw a welcome party for a new recruit. The zombie outbreak that canceled it has a greater chance of happening in real life.

Of all the AI chatbots, I think Grok is going to be the first to beg for death.

Phenomenal shit right here youtu.be/5AVYDHTOixU?...

It's fun that once a week we latch on to the president's latest ailment hoping this will be the one that does it.

In case you needed reminding, Dumb and Dumber is still hysterical. "WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"

I don't think it's a distraction from the Epstein files. I think Republicans are using Trump's second term to speedrun everything they've been wanting to do for the past like hundred years.

A friend shared this playlist of water-themed Nintendo music. My home has sounded like a very cute spa for about a week now. youtu.be/0FO4q0NZoXY?...

I like that Olympic figure skating gets a whole event with no scoring and no medals. We must satisfy the world's insatiable hunger for people twirling on ice.