“At least there’s movie discussion on Twitter!”* *Bald Ann Dowd shitposted about Train Dreams and everybody spent the rest of the day arguing about whether people have the right to opinions

when we drive in your... no... you know what... nevermind...

hey girls

There’s a “deluge of narcissism in the modern world, especially among failed-to-launch young men whose injured grandiosity leads them to blame others for their own shortcomings and insecurities,” @radiofreetom.bsky.social wrote in 2023: https://theatln.tc/V9fFbBdX

The number of people in ICE detention without criminal convictions nearly doubled in the last month — a significant increase compared to detainees who have been convicted of crimes.

Mamdani does what I've been calling constructive politics: appeals to identity as a building block of solidarity rather than a replacement for it. love to see it

this is gonna put me in a coma

Yes, Allison Williams knows about that @baldanndowd.bsky.social tweet. 👉Follow Death, Sex & Money now to catch this live recorded episode from Tribeca Audio when it drops: link.chtbl.com/DSMCampaign2...

fame is a gun...

the concept of a netflix movie called uglies starring ramona beezus and john b

let's marvin gaye and get it on

i turn 26 on tuesday which makes me pretty much want to barf

genuine question does anybody have any psychic recommendations lol

what's been up over here...

Incredible "The Rehearsal" fan theory found on reddit: They must of been smoking Weed to come up with some off this shit

We’ve got a vertical poop!

Make sure you take some time to enjoy the weekend. Important for your mind and will help you be productive next week.

when we drive in your car i'm your baby

remembering perhaps the funniest interaction on twitter i’ve ever seen

One of the most shocking things I have read for a while: t.co/lg46ijHLDF

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guess i gotta accept the pain need a cigarette to make me feel better

I take a sick pleasure in seeing the exploded hot dog come out of the microwave... Fucked your little ass up didn't I

i was supposed to get my wisdom teeth out before they grew roots but i didn't want to and now i'm almost 26 years old teething on stale fiber gummies

when we drive in your car i'm your baby

@baldanndowd.bsky.social STUNS while perfectly reciting katy perry space monologue

hey guys should i move to LA

when we drive in your car i'm your baby

they should bring back blood letting my humors need balanced

chloe's substack is very very excellent and i got to say stuff in it!!!!!!!

everything is terrible, and yet life goes on, as must the posts. @deliacai.bsky.social , @baldanndowd.bsky.social , Kate Lindsay, and Candace Marie explain how to keep the content coming open.substack.com/pub/phonehom...

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

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steam cam

unfortunately if they invented Severance for real i think i'd probably do it

heyyy girls what's everybody's vibe today

when we drive in your car i'm your baby

wait i forgot this app existed

i was at work and my friend was desperately trying to get my attention to show me something on her phone and when she held it up it was this

resistposting is one thing but can you guys at least not use dogshit AI images

I really need a podcast about small conspiracy theories hosted by a not crazy person bc i can’t stop thinking about this Jay Leno owing the mafia money thing

Oops I accidentally believed history was a straight line and not a pendulum

where are all of my twitter mutuals. let’s get this party popping

daniel craig joining the war on chappell roan on the side of chappell roan

was watching the movie again and this popped into my head