The key to happiness is getting one very beautiful cat and one that is kind of funky looking

cuz I’m too Kermit…and I’m too fucking green…is this anything

Momo update

Also I got a new cat!

fantasy football has taken over my life

azula is tomato

unfortunately whenever anyone writes out “MDW” my brain automatically says “mon..day…wednesday”

i am immune to live action remakes but i must acknowledge that stitch is VERY adorable

been really into yorkshire tea with honey lately

having a weird smell in your fridge that you can't identify the source of is psychological torture

one must imagine sisyphus happy

trying to lock in and use this app more (pt 2)

forgot the return of the wnba meant the return of the most annoying people on earth being weird as fuck to angel reese for no reason

fighting tears

my beautiful son who is still young at heart (he is 11)

The Smart People said "Abolish ICE" was too radical. Then ICE kidnapped students, sent innocent people to a mega prison, broke into a car to take a mom from her daughter, and tried questioning elementary kids while lying that they had parents permission. Ask yourself: which part is more "radical"?

Just spent $103 at the vet to be told that azula is beautiful

i'm probably looking for a new apartment in the summer and for some reason it has become the Only thing i can think about. yes i do have anxiety

the craziest part of ovi holding the record is that he did it all slamming chicken parm, meatballs, alfredo, and Diet Coke

"THE CHASING DAYS ARE DONE. ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOAL SCORER IN THE HISTORY OF THE NHL!!" Joe Beninati on the call for Monumental Sports Network for Ovi's historic goal 🎙️

the new york islanders watching everyone celebrate ovi for like a half hour in the middle of their game

not me crying at ovi lmao 😭😭😭

they really said “time for your checkup OLD HAG!!!!” 😭😭

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

tate mcrae kind of makes soulcycle music

love to go to a pregame and just go home after 🤭🤭🤭 like actually I will be watching tv in the comfort of my apartment thank you sooo much

[talking about the lamest shit ever] yeah this is kind of cool

Israel killed 412 Palestinians in 12 hours. If this isn’t genocide, then genocide as a concept doesn’t exist

talenti gelato covers

unfortunately the scene where ben affleck says the best part of his day is the 10 seconds where he hopes matt damon finally left boston for something better in good will hunting is the height of romance for me

Oh ok

Walz unbound truly is something to behold. His talents were wasted by an over-cautious campaign.

I fear the hockey romance book people are talking about is in fact … not great

The fight to free Mahmoud Khalil is not merely about preserving First Amendment rights, it is about whether we will allow our government to criminalize resistance to its complicity in human rights abuses and genocide. mondoweiss.net/2025/03/when...

no one is more emotionally manipulative than a cat who just realized you’re going on a trip without her

NEW—Mahmoud Khalil's wife: "I was born & raised in the Midwest. My parents came here from Syria…They believed living in the US would bring a sense of safety & stability. But here I am…weeks before I’m due to give birth to our first child…I feel more unsafe & unstable than I have in my entire life."

I want to hold one of the small creatures from Mickey 17 like a little baby. I would protect it from this wicked world and mark ruffalo’s flipper

heist movies are soooo fun. love when people steal

i cannot speak about Hockey. look at this cat cafe i built in sims 4 instead

brad marchand stuns in florida panthers debut

the way you have to be on Super Mega Racist Twitter just to see his weird ass proclamations

they didn't show it on the broadcast but josh hartnett won the oscar for best lead actor in trap (2024) named josh hartnett for his role as cooper in trap (2024)

Dude imagine being in regular office meetings with Adrien Brody I’d jump straight out the fucking window

Well……it’s over

they should invent a condé nast subscription management page that actually works

started knitting an hour ago and i am not good at it yet. i need to be sedated