Yea this is terrifying legit what the fuck man

Eusexua early candidate for album of the year

worked out yesterday and it felt so good that I decided I am going gym rat mode until april just to see what I can do

cleaned my room a little tonight.. new bookshelf and wall art coming soon…. be patient friends

where are all of my twitter mutuals. let’s get this party popping

bluesky.. i ain’t gonna hold ya… i am sad as hell lately. life does not get easier as you get older. this shit sucks man

I cannot lie I have been farting tonight. Cancel me for that I don’t care

bought the wrong sized filters for my air purifier if anyone needs some let me know

sometimes i randomly forget bon iver exists and then when i remember im like oh yeayeayea nice

I really actually do want to make the transition over to here because he actually did the thing where blocked people can read your tweets. That is so insane to me. I never worried about those people commenting on anything, it was viewing that was the problem lol

it is important for everyone to use the same name and picture so that this transition is as easy as possible for me. that should be the goal here. my user experience

okay i guess it’s time huh

hold tight.. we got something cooking….

good afternoon everyone

it’s important to have useless accounts like this. it makes it feel a bit more like home on here

rate limit exceeded time for twitter 2

my mom’s rock table in her living room. does anyone know what’s going on with these

people on here earnestly making “welcome newbies, here’s a bluesky tip” posts lmfao

me right now

no thanks. if i can manage to get my identity stolen from posting i’ll be very happy

this site won’t feel like home until you can bully someone into going private

looking to meet my husband on this website

they just need to make this a little bit more like twitter and then we’ll be all set

let’s make this the song of bluesky like when people ask for invite codes you gotta have a little conversation with them first about this tune. try to make it seem natural

hilarious that in twitters dying months it just turned into a combination of best gore dot com and a right wing chat room. just videos of people dying and that freak tim pool

younger kid at my work bought these and begged me to try them on and then proceeded to laugh at me and say i looked like a cop

me giving out invite codes

does not feel like bluesky is going to be able to handle the influx of people considering it cannot handle the people it already has

you can’t even view your own tweets. truly amazing

i guess it’s time to try and use this app more. hello :/

when 5lbs of bacon for $3 at a meat raffle. also fairly confident this is the first post ever about a meat raffle on bluesky

cracker jacks are a really good snack. normalize cracker jacks

this place kinda just feels like twitter but for babies. like how little kids have leapfrogs and think they’re ipads

it’s not illegal to be yourself

i wanna be known on here as a soft white boy but at the same time if you cross someone i love it’s on sight..

a brand new app. we can be anything and anyone we wanna be, but it looks like we’re all just gonna be ourselves :)

check out my new preworkout that i’ve been taking. gorilla mode