I’m glued to the Artemis coverage because it is so unlike anything we get to see in the news these days: cool shit done by smart, super competent people working together closely. Positive vibes but not treacly sentiment. Also (probably) a glowing alien god of peace about to emerge from the capsule.

Science is good. We should fund it.

No you have unresolved anxiety from Columbia

Hell of a mission Artemis II, congratulations!!!!

The reason for the season

Happy Easter

GET IN LOSERS WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON! www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK...

We wanted to understand the complexities of a special forces mission to retrieve Iran's stores of uranium. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Wendy's in Toms River.

MORE INSANE BASEBALL SNACKS!

Post old memes to confuse young people

*sigh*

I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸

Just seeing this made my heart stop

Wow, that loss to ISU really did a number on them, didn't it?

Divine laws are simpler than human ones, which is why it takes a lifetime to be able to understand them. Only love can understand them. Only love can interpret these words as they were meant to be interpreted. Thank you Starfleet Academy, thank you.

If only...

Yourself but as a cartoon

Let's see if they can handle the @poptartsbowl.com next season

LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025

Fernando Mendoza post game F-Bomb had to be +100000000

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I AM SO GOING TO THIS

Indiana fair catching the ball at the 4-yard line after I spent all month pointing out how none of their football players has ever made a single on-field mistake

Every Caleb Williams play

Bears fans should be entitled to financial compensation, this team is trying to kill you.

The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering. And yet, they did. Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

Rams score first? All good, this has literally been our playbook all season #beardown youtu.be/aBS51qz0uYg?...

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I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future.

Bears advancing in the playoffs and Rodgers playing like hot garbage has me feeling things

BEARS BLESSED

You can pinpoint exactly when the Pope woke up

I'M SCARED

curt cignetti after kicking the shit out of oregon

100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette

TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO OPEN THEIR ESPN APP PHONE OR TV, THEY’LL FIND THE GAME