the Baldening

bird lady

Happy Valentine's Day from all the Guilty Gear -Strive- Valentines... ...and Potemkin. #GGST #ValentinesDay

You've made it halfway through the week! Which Elphelt are you feeling like today? #GGST

Potential art print….. What do we think? #pokemon #artist #fanart

HATSUNE MIKU?!

tomatoads on the vine 🍅🐸 #art

messing around #ggst #guiltygear

"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!" buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs

🍔 "Wow, lookin' good." 🍔 Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to Axl Low! #GGST

🎶 "Now's your chance to become a fan!" 🎶 Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to Elphelt Valentine! #GGST

this hot dog is $1.50? surely it's very small? oh, but surely the condiments are extra? ahh, but how much is a drink to go with it? OK but how much for a refill?????

In my emotional irresponsible state I got $60 worth of Pikmin ornaments bc my heart desires them

ITS BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE ELPHELT FINALLY CAME TO STRIVE ILY SO SO MUCH ELPHELT!!!❤️

Strawbearry Cream 🐻🍓

paterson's curse 🌟🌙 a persistent weed in australia. the lore goes, mary paterson was a beekeeper and introduced this plant into her garden in the 1880s, and from there it spread. every spring this plant pops up in australia, covering fields and grassways with thousands of purple blue flowers

we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand

[handing me my food] CASHIER: Condiments? ME: Um you look very lovely today.

Probably the defining moment in Kraftwerk’s career was when they changed their name to Kraftwerk (from Uncle Horst and his Bratwurst Boys) and swapped their lederhosen and trombones for sharp suits and synthesisers

media (and also the rest of the world) suffered so tremendously when picture quality got too good and they stopped letting ugly and weird looking people be in movies and on tv

guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”

Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical

mantis shrimp mantis shrimp not a mantis or a shrimp is he strong? rocket punch eats a crab for his lunch look out! here comes the mantis shrimp

i would like to watch a show called But How Would I Get Groceries that shows how people with big families get groceries in parts of the world or even time periods of the world without SUVs and Costcos

the best deal you can get while black friday shopping is getting hit by a lexus if you see one

little man got some thanksgiving brisket

Forbidden American cheese slices

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

thanks for 5 followed on the better app💜 i will get taco bell to celebrate

Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.

Instead of drinking myself to death. I'm thinking cookies are the way to go

Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano

What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.

New Deco*27 talking to my crazy girl heart

☁️ the cloud veil ☁️

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

The Ungulate Express is flying in again! 🦌🔔 Checkout all the limited edition reindeer items over here!

for those who wanted blue instead of orange

ego of a god

that number one gal #ELPHELTNATION

Bluesky stuns in new App Store ranking