The label needs you to establish whether or not you practice Santeria in the first 2 seconds of the song but other than that they love it

[Robyn voice] the exchange rate is killing me

You do get worried about competence sometimes in this city.

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I have a small confession which is that when I read a menu and see (gf) next to something I still read it as being for your girlfriend

I try not to post about my worst opinions but wtf is going on with this. I don't even understand what they were going for here.

i encourage everyone to, to the extent necessary, just take 10 minutes this sunday and review the different usages of the words rein and reign

Yeah man I would love to go to the biggest sporting event in the world for $15,000. Can I drink water at it by any chance?

Happy Pride 🌈

My only request to Siri, ever, is to play Friends of P by The Rentals in the car and she absolutely refuses.

I saw a girl with a Charli XCX bag the other day and realized I'm losing whole years now. You could tell me that brat summer was last year or 2011 and I'd believe you.

“Dad I know who Max Martin is 🙄"

I love The Concept because it's like five lines about having a cool girlfriend and then "oh yeah" "woohoo" and guitar solos and it's six minutes long.

Schlub icon Chris O'Neill wakes up every day and kills it. Here he is at his father in law's 80th birthday. Continued respect.

People are allowed to do whatever they want but I prefer the way Lana sings when she dials back the Retsylane.

lol at the guy lifting weights wearing a smiths tshirt. what’re you workin out today man your fuckin. crying muscles

Unfortunately the new Olivia Rodrigo sounds very similar to [redacted]

I don’t get why people want to go to space when you don’t have to put on special equipment to have a beer outside

Italian Bad Manners

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Everyone is really excited about Avi dunking on TM but I think you should consider what the last decade would have been like with Mulcair as NDP leader and not Singh. I think better for the country AND the party.

Good morning Ottawa.

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An unfortunate side effect of my age and citizenship is that I think that Victory Day by Tom Cochrane is an amazing song. I want to hear it every day. Walk by the water in the sun, etc.

Extremely funny how much of Fergie's personality is "Red Hair."

Between the godawful karaoke busker (Every Rose has its Thorn) and the regular protests (heavy Nickelback, regardless of cause) it's really hard to have my window open these days.

oh my god

The open nihilism of anti vax people is more frightening to me than anything else in the current era.

My favourite genre of LinkedIn post is "I'm a genius CEO and here's what you morons don't understand"

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

Time for my occasional complaint: we have names for cities in other countries. Calling it "Roma" or "Milano" or "Lisboa" makes you seem like an asshole who just went on a semester abroad.

Dad, you'd probably like the Folklore album. It's more for your age group.

Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.

Go Big Red you're hearing it more and more.

Amazing how Bridge Over Troubled Water can have the most amazing songs and be the biggest loser album imaginable.

Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.

Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed

Jesus: I am the light of the world Jesus’s brother Jeff: Here we go

I know Peter Hook and the other guys hate each other now but Bizarre Love Triangle is such a gift.

Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy

If Neil Tennant was a 15% better singer, I would only ever listen to the Pet Shop Boys.

I desperately need an eyeroll emoji as an Outlook reaction. It would save me from writing like six bitchy emails a year.

Every Christmas song is like "It's Christmas holy shit it's Christmas, everybody shut up Christmas is here." Yeah we know pal.

Either I run into Erin O'Toole a lot or this town is full of guys who look just like him.

Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.

you go back ten, twenty years, rollaboards, no one had ever heard of it. Now, you look up and down our beautiful terminals, I said, what the hell is this? They said sir, we know, it's called rollaboard. It's killing us, but they keep doing rollaboard. Hillary did rollaboard, if you could believe it.

Is Jordan Miller elite