i have been saying for years and years that the orlando solar bears logo is the greatest logo in all of sports and that the ECHL is the most powerful league in the world

This is the future of pricing. Many grocery stores have been doing this, @ddayen.bsky.social has good reporting on this phenomenon/crime.

was wondering if there was a term to differentiate cis vaginas from trans vaginas like how the latter is sometimes called neovagina and I had the thought "normie vagina" and I feel like that must not be it but I can't think past "normie vagina" Your vagina: dull, normie Her vagina: stylish, nouveau

(I feel the need to pedantically point out that romance here means a different thing than what you think it means, unfortunately)

Scientific observation 🤔

hag incoming [ #ffxiv | #ffxivart | #emet-selch ]

using his glyph to hide his face muhaha [ #ffxiv | #ffxivart | #emet-selch ]

Half of this dude's games are just that bit with the two boats at the end of The Dark Knight and he tries to pass it off as some "social experiment" but all it show is how much of a misanthropic tool he is.

Given the shitposting to celebration ratio, I'm guessing it hasn't happened yet...

TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!

holy shit the grink predates christ

this is so dumb #ffxiv

Big fan of this robot called Bee Roll www.youtube.com/shorts/vcI_Q...

Five years ago during the first lockdown winter we bought a mini snow duck maker and had some fun in the village. We placed rows at the bus stop and along the stone wall of the local primary school. I loved that neighbours and passers by respectively stepped over or walked around the line of ducks.

Jerry Goldsmith, Track 11 of the COMA soundtrack (1978) in case anybody else wanted to know

Team needs to change their goddamn name before getting my hopes up again.

"Wont you feel stupid/let down if it didn't happen?" I feel stupid and let down every day of my goddamn life this wont be new.

bluesky blog tomorrow: last night we had our largest traffic spike in two years for Unknown Reasons. waow

wait

I found a copy of this album for like 50 cents once and it's one of the best purchases I've made at that price. Charming little score that previews a bit of Zeltia Montes' later writing for Vilamor.

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

So the plane could crash

Long con is to work for the Disneyland decorating department and repaint a window for yourself (seriously).

Clown cats

Marcille and Falin

NO

Fast and Furious Supercharged closing? Good riddance!

Turns out you just needed a really friggen big Alchemy circle.

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

At first glance I keep reading it as "Misogyny Duck"

Wow they are going all out on promotion for Return to Silent Hill in China! Look at that giant blow up of Pyramid Head 👀 👀 👀 www.reddit.com/r/silenthill...

I've never played FFXIV but every time someone posts their super special chosen one avatar and it's a lalafell it just takes me out. you have a tiny body and huge head. you are two steps removed from a moogle. how are you the hero of destiny or whatever

it's so good at gags, too. the prevalence of roguelikes and soulslikes as the defining indie genres means the gameplay has to be some level of "balanced" and they can't do too many bits like "what if we dedicated this entire level to a gag that kills you lol". this game NAILS that

Angeline Era is a perfect simulacrum of an N64/PS1 era game because it’s delightfully charming and then you’ll hit a level that’s just a real son of a bitch.

thinking about when I streamed Alone in the Dark 2006 with @voidburgers.bsky.social. Please watch the Alone in the Car sequence for one of the most busted driving setpieces in history: youtu.be/n59yPzR18eg

GUHU

Me at Karaoke trying my best at "Down With the Sickness"

Coming soon to a Maryland near you.

Fundamentally useless to the point where half the bus realized calling them would probably make it worse and even then they still didnt do anything of even minimal value lol

this one needs the whole image

I uh, un-recommend Best Bus

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“Hey, you! You’re finally awake. Take this.” *hands you ten steel balls, a garden hose, and the entirity of the London Philharmonic Orchestra*