faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

Braver leadership than ours.

Cool! I hope nuclear is a major part of this initiative. The press release is pretty light on details pertaining to what "clean" means.

If drinking Cuban rum is helpful then I am helping.

I want to be helpful to Cuba but I'm not certain which charities are both reputable and effective.

cuba is not a military threat to the US. the threat cuba poses is much more significant: it's the threat of a better world. a threat against the epstein class, against endless murder for profit, against fascism. it's the threat of a world based on solidarity, care, and real freedom

For this reason (and many others) I think far too few people give adequate consideration as to whether owning and caring for a dog is really compatible with their life.

Stop, collaborate, AND listen? In this economy?

This has gotta be one of those brand new sentences.

Post weekend despair

Happy Mother's Day

Very nice. Now show me the Steam Machine reservations.

For the Steam Machine especially, Valve should really take a page from Nintendo and Sony's book and prioritize hardware orders from people with active Steam accounts that're playing at least a few hours of games per week.

I know "lol tiny dick" is an easy and fun insult to use on men we don't like, but I'm starting to find it problematic that we routinely reduce a man's value to something as inconsequential (and entirely outside of his control) as the size of his genitals.

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

Hastily drawn Tim Hortons Smile Cookie pleads for death at hand of cruel creator

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

$150 CAD is steep. I want it so bad though, because I am a frivolous, covetous magpie.

running to the Nazi website to complain that people were being mean to you for hitting the red carpet at Nazi Prom

The Trump fake assassination attempts will continue on a regular schedule until his poll numbers rise. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

It’s interesting Trump’s post demanding the lawsuit be dropped immediately against his ballroom, noted that there are no rooms above it as was the case last night, where the suspect was apprehended. Perp was one floor above and VIP’s in room were in no direct danger. Funny, that.

He attended the WHCA dinner (his first) solely to stage the assassination attempt. It was another sympathy ploy to boost ratings and use as an argument for his ballroom This is a desperate man.

And the concept "Again".

Works out to roughly 2 min 51 sec per km. For 42km straight. Just unbelievably fast, I can't even wrap my head around it. For context, the men's 800m world record is 1 min 40.91 sec, roughly 2 minutes 6 seconds per km.

Trump’s reaction to hearing the staged gun shots and seeing Melania’s fear. All of this for a ballroom.

Today's episode is brought to you by the word "Staged."

I have long maintained that spending tens of thousands of dollars to travel around the world in order to shoot and kill wild things is among the most depraved, sociopathic “hobbies” a person can have. So. Anyway.

look at them they are smoochable.

"Fallon is the court jester of the Anthropocene, a figure who invites us to watch celebrities play parlor games on stage while the air outside the studio begins to smell of tear gas and smoke." Holy shit, this is 🔥 writing and analysis.

fucking farting

Share an 80s movie you will always love.

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"passport bros" are not at all new and they are not "frustrated with modern dating" they just want women who are completely subservient to them and have zero power in their own lives

Schrödinger's strait of hormuz

Outside of actual Cybertruck owners, the only reaction I've seen a person have to encountering one of these things is one of ridicule, scorn, and disgust.

I feel like there's a word for captives who are forced to perform unpaid labour.

This is weird because all I ever hear about Ford and his PC government is that they are regressive incompetent boobs. I guess that's my echo chamber talking.

Millions of antisemitic bees have launched an attack on Southern Israel; authorities warn people to stay indoors, keep doors and windows closed.

feels pertinent

"Young men are clapping them cheeks at rates lower than we've ever seen"

This "dunk" is actually insanely regressive and very on brand for an oppressive theocracy. A free person should be able to blaspheme without fear of reprisal.

Is Porky Pig aware that he is named for his own delicious porcine flesh?

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

Denmark didn’t “transition” its grid—it replaced it. ~15% → 92% renewable electricity in 25 years. Wind did the heavy lifting. Solar is scaling. Interconnection balanced. Flexibility solved variability. Wind built it. Solar is scaling. Fossil lost it. This IS system replacement. ⚡#Bettrification

USA clutching their pearls over the possibility of another nation achieving nuclear armament as if they aren't the only country on Earth to ever use them (TO BOMB CIVILIANS) makes me grind my teeth down to nubs.