after that guy's head explodes in Scanners there should be a quick cut away shot of a frowning janitor

tragic european tour for Jem and the Holograms #ripkimber

You are not your job. 👍

Perhaps the most toxic belief I've had to shed as an adult, is that work should be fulfilling. The idea that everyone has a calling, or that work should be our main sense of purpose is so harmful. It took me a long time to stop feeling like a failure simply because my career never made me happy.

Good of Wayne to remind everyone that he sucks and deserves your unrestrained scorn.

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s. This is the power of vaccines. The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer. Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB

Xmas fucking sucks I hate this shit

I never get tired of listening to this. It's gotta be the best 10 minutes of live rock ever recorded. The whole band is brilliant.

Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files

I don't think I'll be playing Battlefield 6. EA / DICE seem to be despairingly determined to sell play skins, and find the very existence of in-game storefronts to be thoroughly abhorrent. Convince me you're making a great game,not trying to print money. Let me turn off custom skin visibility.

The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

👋🏻 Game developer (and publisher) over here, not using genAI. We yank it out of every tool that finds its way into our pipeline and have no intention of ever, ever embracing this vile technology. We respect human creativity, and our players, too much.

It is the 16th of November and I have lost Whamageddon.

On the Origin of Species Seveneves by Neal Stphenson

Are the MAGAs more upset about Trump allegedly sucking Bill Clinton's dick (legal) than they are about all the child sex abuse (highly illegal)?

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Countdown to the food professor talking about the nutritional value of dog food.

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

I just think it's ethically and morally correct to doxx ICE agents.

The Trump regime has murdered at least 59 civilians in the Caribbean. At least one survivor has washed up on the coast of Mexico where the Mexican navy rescued him. The presidents of Colombia and Mexico have spoken out against the Trump led murders. Both countries are US allies.

Sharks absolutely get cancer, and people claiming otherwise are pseudoscientific grifters preying on the desperate. Even if sharks did not get cancer, eating shark would not cure your cancer any more than eating LeBron James would make you better at basketball.

Cyril Gane is a complete dirt bag.

The club can't even handle me right now (because it is at its maximum occupancy).

Our island compared to the size of the approaching #HurricaneMelissa Please keep us in your thoughts! Landfall expected later today.

ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF NON-STOP SCREAMING IS RIGHT FOR YOU

I hate this. It's gonna be a complete disaster.

What is that saying? "People don't leave jobs, they leave bosses."

Becky Druhan is leaving the PC Caucus. #NovaScotia

None of the fuckups, foibles, mis-steps or boneheaded policies are actually a secret plot to destroy the United States so (whatever) can take over. If they wanted to do that, they'd just fucking do it. It's not like anyone's rushing to stop them. Maybe just accept that they're evil *and* stupid.

"Unintentional" lol

He's gonna stroke out before it's an issue. This is just another Epstein distraction.

Man I hate pooping.

This ad hurt Trump's feelings.

I feel like we’re in MAGA season 30 by now.

This symbolism is a little TOO on the nose. It's just lazy writing tbh, typical of MAGA Season 2.

I should repost this every day until science frees us from the tyranny of bowel movements.

I look forward to seeing what all the douchebags outraged about Confederate statues being torn down have to say about Trump literally demolishing the entire East Wing of the White House.

NEW POST: An analysis of the Carney Government's 'Combatting Hate Act' emmettmacfarlane.substack.com/p/an-analysi...

Oops! Little Donny Powder Nose said the secret out loud!

Spend as little time at work as you can.

Just found out a former co-worker passed away yesterday about 18 months after retiring. Not nearly long enough to enjoy what he had planned. Don't wait people. If you can go, go. RIP. 😥

Man I hate pooping.

Reminder that he only ran for mayor because a federal CPC majority seemed certain and he expected to be out of his cushy backbencher gig.

Now do it for a week!

Dansen In The Dark

Is he dead yet?