Was wondering when Trump would gloat about Swalwell and instead he punches into the Swalwell news cycle by attacking the pope. Thank you for keeping us guessing Mr. President

My kids are *finally* at the age where both of them are into watching Avatar. Only took three to four false starts because I was impatient, but we got there.

Rather than clean my old keyboard, I bought a new one. I feel like I and people like me are keeping the keyboard industry alive.

Usha Vance has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by skydiving today.

I didn't think it was possible but the Free Lanes update managed to work yet another loading screen into Starfield as you transition in and out of cruise mode.

No one who saw the fallout after the Game of Thrones debacle should feel any differently. Hell, you can go back further than that to Dexter, or a bunch of other shows that started strong and then overstayed their welcome.

Love to see Orban lose in Hungary. Would be better if the guy who won wasn't also pretty bad, but at least they dislodged that parasite and normalized kicking fascists out.

Dipping a toe back into Starfield to check out the latest update and trying to remember how everything works. I hope all the weird dudes who lost their minds when I said this game wasn't god's gift to gamers are doing well.

Just when you thought there was no way he could raise gas prices even higher than he already has, he demands that you hold his beer.

I demand that the Wendy’s marketing team answer, under oath, how this spicy chicken sandwich can be both “new” and “original.”

I don't think it's a "problem" that there are fewer teen pregnancies. I think fewer teen pregnancies is a good thing, actually,

Truly, this hotel has the Dark Souls of hair dryers. YOU DRIED

Buttigieg: "For the leader of this country to make a nakedly genocidal threat against another civilization as if the US was a death star that was going around blowing up civilizations, of course that is a new low ... the whole country is being judged just for tolerating that kind of thing at the WH"

Reb’s one of the best to do it. Wherever she’s going scored big with this hire!

It’s always two weeks with this fucking guy. He’s figured out that’s how long it takes his goldfish-brain supporters to forget he promised them anything. Now he thinks the same trick that made people forget about his fake health care plan will work for getting him out of a war.

The only reason Trump is allowed to be so insane and bloodthirsty without being removed is because the Republicans in Congress - and by extension the voters who put them there - refuse to use their power to stop him. This is every bit as much their fault as his.

Trump is not worried about committing war crimes.

I kinda forgot to set up an April Fools joke for my kids this year (I know, bad dad) but fortunately one of our cats barfed in my son's bed so... PRANK'D!

I'm worried that Blanche is much more dangerous than Bondi ever was. He's a stone-cold sociopath liar, and is probably smart enough not to scream about the Dow being over $50,000.

Not very Christlike to lie about this. IGN has not published a review of this game.

When I started at PCG in 2004 one of my first assignments was covering the Letters section, and it was lots of fun. It already felt pretty obsolete by that point (the only physical mail we got was from readers who were currently incarcerated) but them bringing it back 22 years later warms my heart.

At this point, Democrats should be running ads with Trump's comments about not being able to pay for health care because of the war he started literally everywhere – especially the reddest of red states. Make sure all his die-hard fans know how badly he's betrayed them.

Called it. bsky.app/profile/atru...

I'd be happier about Bondi getting shitcanned if it weren't for the purpose of making way for someone who might be more competent at being a sychopantic fascist and covering up Epstein dirt. Still: eat shit, Pam.

I don't want to talk about tonight's Slay the Spire 2 Daily Climb.

Either Trump plans to nationalize the US fossil fuel industry and stop all exports or he has absolutely no understanding of how any of this works. Could be both, I guess, but either way he's a dangerous moron.

I've officially reached the age where the inserts that prevent my feet from self-destructing cost more than the shoes I put them in.

Remember when we, as a country, thought it was bad and kind of a big deal when someone promised to do war crimes on national television?

The debate around reviews of kids' movies has always struck me as absurd because it assumes that kids who will love a movie even if it's super dumb care about or are even remotely aware of what movie critics say. They aren't the audience for a review, at all.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

I’m incredibly happy that people get to play a better game now. I love the game now. But it makes my blood boil when clueless people just shout that reviewers were wrong about the game. If we were so wrong, why have there been so many game changing patches??

Hey, Californians: WTF are you doing even thinking about voting for anybody other than Katie Porter for governor? I like Swalwell, sure, but have you seen Porter go to bat for working people? She's second to none. Why the hell would you want Steyer? Like... for what?

Hey, Californians: WTF are you doing even thinking about voting for anybody other than Katie Porter for governor? I like Swalwell, sure, but have you seen Porter go to bat for working people? She's second to none. Why the hell would you want Steyer? Like... for what?

Showed my kids Raiders of the Lost Ark tonight. Luckily we’ve also been watching by Is it Cake recently so when the Nazis’ faces melted we just said “Don’t worry, it’s cake!”

How about you prove AI can be useful by using it to weed out and ban obvious spam accounts? Until then, not interested.

My family has, a decade late, gotten into Is it Cake? And it turns out you can only watch so much Is it Cake before you have to make your own cake.

There is an element of truth in the cartoon that makes the situation truly pathetic. Our sons and daughters are the cannon fodder for the sons and daughters of the oligarchs!

Can confirm: Project Hali Mary good.

“You’d have saved money by buying consoles on day one” is not something I expected for this generation. But the writing’s been on the wall for a while - I pulled the trigger on a Pro and a Portal after the tariffs madness last year, and it’s only gotten worse since then.

I currently subscribe to just about everything (I still spend less than people used to for premium cable with HBO) but if Netflix gets much more expensive than it is now I'll probably cancel and maybe re-sub one month a year to catch the handful of shows I'm interested in.

Gift cards are the greatest scam ever. Many are sold and never used - free money. A bunch are partially used, then the remaining balance is forgotten - free money. And some are spent as part of a larger purchase - not free money, but more business. Just give cash and a card that says it’s “for X.”

How can this go on for another 3 years?

*Finally* finished the last mission of Mewgenics. I was starting to think it might never actually end! (I mean, it technically doesn't because you can keep doing runs forever, but that was the finale.)

One thing Slay the Spire 2 really needs to fix is the leaderboards for the Daily Climb. Thanks to hundreds of (probably?) cheaters with 999999 scores and no way to jump to my own score I have no idea if I did well. It could also use a tiebreaker (eg time to finish or cards played or something).

I held out for a decade in my current house using a ton of big tower fans, but six months ago I finally pulled the trigger on mini-split AC units and boy howdy do I not regret it. I didn't expect to be feeling this pleased with that major expenditure before April, but here we are.

It took way too long to corner it, but I eventually got Gemini to admit that Trump lied about talking to a previous president about Iran.

DLSS off // DLSS 5 on

As someone who's owned two of them and had gas go stale because I was 100% electric, it is insane to me that anybody would buy a plug-in hybrid and then not plug them in. That is the whole entire point. Completely insane.

I suppose I get keeping Baldwin around for authenticity, even though he's a weapons-grade douche and you could find a VA who sounds more like Jayne than he probably does today. Not the choice I'd have made. Still, everyone else in that cast is great enough that I'll watch if it ends up happening.

I'm exhausted just reading this card.