I look forward to my dead-end, backwater, no-hoper employer making the same decision six months from now (once we get the leaderboard four months from now)

Perfect cock for sucking and fucking

"its alright at the end of the day this online shit isn't real look man 🐁🐘 the mouse as big as the elephant its not real" actually there's a zhuang for that

Actually, I have no idea where this is. Not Pittsburgh. Does anyone recognize the route sign? Arkansas maybe?

farmb…

GitHub outage vs. Mixcloud outage

If my dad vibe coded an app to not pick me up from school I’d sort nursing homes by rating and put him in the worst one

@ann2356.bsky.social hello new follower, are you based in Pittsburgh?

it never ends

The noble Scottish five star review of the upcoming hit fifth studio album Inferno by Boards of Canada vs. the wretched English two star review of the upcoming hit fifth studio album Inferno by Boards of Canada

Thinking today about the legendary Osamu Tezuka

Telling my kids this was the plot of hit web serial Worm

"Thus ev'ry poet, in his Kind / is bit by him that comes behind"

somehow, someway it’s all my fault

if blizzard knew anything they would have a 'dread' guy running around the studio saying "this isnt dreadful enough" and "i'm not feeling sufficient dread from that" and all he does is coke and talk about how theyre gonna make the number one most dread inspiring experience that gamers have ever felt

Barney Frank looked disgusting—nipples protruding—in his coffin. Very very disrespectful.

I’m da poll worker baby

too soon

Also a useful PSA for those who would like to block him now.

A lot of computing practice is "we forgot what causes scurvy" levels of embarrassing to the field, if that makes sense. There are economic reasons computers suck, but for whatever reason there's also a culture of ignorance

it's disgusting that you don't let Obelix have any potion. he was deformed due to your villages lax childcare system and you punish him for your sins

quote from the "hobbies" section of Will Wright's article (creator of The Sims)

Idle prediction: if "AI" collapses as a sector of the economy, "stab-in-the-back" theories will be widely circulated. This is prefigured by hand-wringing about adoption in the tech press.

i choose to believe that this is what that Worm web novel thing was about

It's surprising how quickly Sanders has been taken the existential risk bait. It took less than a year for him to start doing events with Hinton and Tegmark. He should perhaps pause to consider how groups like FLI are so well-resourced, and what political function x-risk narratives serve.

Who TF told me about chillnet? Anyway I'm on chillnet.me now

The second-level secrecy and corruption around data center construction and operation is _itself_ socially destructive, whether or not the _absolute_ ecological effect is large. All healthy human communities are self-governing. 1/2

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the SCP Foundation has an otherizing problem

PROPHECY AT 1420 MHZ. youtu.be/74NluS3jzTo

We need to hug and kiss Bluesky moderators.

What's the most surprising fact you've learned in the last couple of weeks? I don't mind if it's quite technical. I just want to hear what you folks are being surprised by!

Reddit auto-deleted this from a circlejerk sub for being NSFW, the corporate web is so fucking soft these days. I’m sure bsky will censor it too. Does anyone really think this will traumatize 13 year olds? It’s painted on the wall of a church!

We're gonna put you in the crystal, You're gonna be in the crystal for a minute, It's gonna feel like one week

nanao get out of there

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

Guy posting joke that will immediately get him banned: the mods need a wedgie imo Failed United States congressman replying to a 22-month old post by a teenage tgirl who censored his name so he couldn’t name search it: bitch boy u better shut fuck up before i do a Grave Of The Fireflies to yuor ass

never apologize to a white south african. no matter what happens, you never have to do it.

Someone will probably mention that the homeownership rate hovers around 65%. That is the portion of homes occupied by their owner, not the portion of adults occupying a home they own. That second statistic is harder to track down, but it‘s almost certainly much lower.

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I'm just totally shocked and appalled by this. I thought the Baltimore Banner folks who bought the P-G were good human beings. I was wrong

Got basically zero interest from management in setting up fuzzing last year and now everyone above me is creaming their pants because Mythos can find fewer, less severe bugs for more money in the same amount of time. This industry is a fucking nightmare

Once again putting out feelers: if you have a Google propeller hat I would like to buy it so that I can continue with operation “General Grievous”

Death and life are the same thing-like the two sides of my hand, the palm and the back. And still the palm and the back are not the same...They can be neither separated, nor mixed.

From the News Guild. Deep cuts over at the Post-Gazette yesterday, including some 80% of strikers:

Clocking into the Piss Me Off factory where everyone is pissing me off