The Punisher sticker we've needed all along

Welp there’s no unseeing this

I feel both seen and attacked.

Coming next week from Dawkins: “Teddy Ruxpin says he loves me, this is proof that I am likable and he is sentient.”

This is something that has to be said more often. The reason something like "Haitians in Springfield eat dogs" took off with these bozos is because people from one of the poorest places on Earth went to their bombed out dump of a town and prospered almost instantly. Trump voters are losers.

This just in... @eddiemuller.bsky.social has posted his list of 25 essential noir films. These will air during 2026 Summer of Darkness (Friday nights in June and July.) LET'S GOOOO!! #TCMParty ^JW Full list here: letterboxd.com/eddie_muller...

rare good news — very good www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/s...

It's important to remember that, yes, sometimes good things still happen. www.dailymail.com/news/article...

See I’d like to hate this, but I ABSOLUTELY AGREE that robbing the Louvre is cooler than crypto scams and insider trading. All crime should be Oceans 11-style. (Which also means all crime should be fictional. But still!)

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Exactly one year ago today:

Zohran Mamdani: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day

We mustn't dwell. Not, not today. We can't! Not on Rex Manning Day! #rexmanning #rexmanningday #empirerecords #maxwellcaulfield #filmsky

Happy Rex Manning Day! "I don't feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren." #RexManningDay #EmpireRecords

#RexManningDay #EmpireRecords

"What's with today, today?"

#RexManningDay 🕺❤️‍🔥💃

Happy #RexManningDay!

Animals can always recognize evil.

Step into the shadows… 🌙 Join us for a Summer of Darkness—classic crime, mystery, and intrigue every Friday night in June & July. Femme fatales, hardboiled detectives, and twists await. No schedule yet, but Eddie says it's his 'greatest hits'. See you in the shadows. #SummerOfDarkness #TCMParty ^JW

consulted with our maintenance team and picked U-Shaped to win it all this year in my Bracket Bracket™️ fingers crossed.

this is so fucking good, especially this bit

the blueprints were what got me. they had zoning.

writers and journalists everywhere:

Happy Italy won but team USA getting eliminated would have been hilarious.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

this made me cackle all the way through

"I’ve been in therapy for a while now, and one of the things I’ve learned is that I’m not responsible for managing other people’s expectations—especially when those expectations were built around a different soda entirely." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

Right. who do we follow. I only care about F1 and complaining about things

Anyone else going thru some curling withdrawals today?

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today. Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

People don't want to hear this but it's true

I could never do announcing for snowboarding events, because every time someone said the words "goofy foot" I'd be compelled to give a quiet little "gawrsh"

Just saw Crime 101 today. Really good movie. Also, I now have a massive crush on Monica Barbaro.

If only there was an allegory for how we shouldn't abuse technology to make things ill-advisedly, like bringing back things from the past, but not quite correctly.

But there were many Superb Owls. Like Merlin's owl Archimedes.

wild when you realize the post game flush is still 2¢ a gallon

In my 45 years of life, I have yet to find anything funnier than Elmer Fudd shooting Daffy Duck. #TCMParty

Countdown continues 🎉 You can check these every day on Baseball Savant 🙌

I love Jose Ramirez 😭😭😭 He actually loves Cleveland as much as LeBron wanted everyone to think he did www.coveringthecorner.com/cleveland-gu...

Jose Ramirez #Guardians

The way of virtue is respecting the world — respecting our own bodies, respecting the rights of other beings, living in a way that is not cruel, not harmful, not divisive, not insensitive, not brutal. Ajahn Sumedho Goodnight everyone, look after yourself.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.