It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

Today's song... 🤣

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

3D depiction of rainfall distribution across Great Britain. England is a very dry place: London gets as much rain as Jerusalem. With climate change, the south will need to prepare for even more acute water shortages.

He had a brass neck, judging by what he would publicly say.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

Blind faith in a man-made story leading to devotional love. ✨️✨️NOW WITH ADDED AI.✨️✨️

See, 2 and 3 are the same, symbolising the onset of marital monotony.

How does Batman's mum call him in for his tea? She doesn't, his mum was brutally slain in an alleyway prompting him to become an instrument of dark vengeance, you monster.

timeline cleanse on this friday. mud wizard taunting stuck cops during a climate protest in germany

Frankie Goes to Hollywood - "Welcome to the Pleasuredome"

46 years ago today Pennie Smith photographed Paul Simonon of The Clash at the New York Palladium, September 20, 1979. She made one of the most famous images in (punk) rock history. #punk #punks #punkrock #theclash #PaulSimonon #penniesmith #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Latest reports suggest that a sub-section of 'Our Party' is unhappy with the direction they are going and will shortly breakaway to form 'Ur Party'. However, a loyalist splinter cell within 'Ur Party' are considering another fracture to form 'R Party', which will ally itself with 'Our Party'.

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

Just the paramilitary secret police manhandling an opposition political candidate.

“Criticism is practically treason.” Bill Mauldin, 1969.

Where there's muck there's brass.

and the end result of this is SS86 megatron with SUPER EXTENDO fusion cannon!

A flat white supremacy, presumably?

Keir Starmer has just announced a £1.5bn deal with Palantir. The immoral defense company linked to Peter Thiel Palantir is linked to mass deportations, surveillance and the genocide in Gaza There's always money for bombs and billionaires, but not for children and public services

Look who came with

my top 3 cooking memes i always think about when cooking

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Big Transformers Siege vibes.

Another day, another new Transformers titan? #transformers www.twtd.co.uk/ipswich-town...

"Many Both-sides died to bring us this misinformation."

"So Mr. Trump, as you can see in our meticulously constructed scale model of the campus, we believe there was a second shooter. We suspect it was your pal Andrew "Randy Andy" York. Would you mind awfully taking him back with you and executing him for us? There's a good chap."

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel

Separately is one of mine, and remembering which practise/practice is which. 😬

Alright, because you demanded it, here we go: 🌟 MY TOP TEN LINE DELIVERIES FROM ‘THE STONE TAPE’ (BBC2, 1972) 🌟 10. “We got a ghost.”

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

“My name is Mark Zuckerberg, and I…am a nosy neighbour.”

Shout out to all the 'allies' who left X, came here, then kept going back to X anyway because it's an easy place to find bad takes that you can farm for engagement.

BREAKING: Marshall College have confirmed that they’ve fired one of their professors for displaying ‘aggressive anti-fascist ideals’. Dr Henry Jones Jr taught Archaeology at the college, but has since been removed from his position.

New Testament update dropped!!

now there's an obit I can get behind www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Once again, I'm struck by the fact that the one thing all these shooters have in common is, uh, the guns?