the first time i ever heard dr. dre's "the chronic," it was a cassette i found on the side of my street that i played on a teddy ruxpin

Posting both an iconic blond AND a movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs

In a moment that evokes his mother wearing a HIGHLY critical brooch, King Chas has subtly thrown shade on his brother and host visiting Epstein Island simultaneously.

Balls are stored in the pee.

Auditions for Michael (2026) were extensive.

STICK A MATRIX IN ME SOCKET I'LL TURN INTO A CAMPERVAN

Świat płonie, Secret Service lata z długą bronią, ale ten pan ma priorytety. Za ten katering zapłacono z góry i żaden zamachowiec tego nie zmieni. Mój nowy bohater.

The source of this.

Ah! Wires stitched into everyone's coats, is it?

I see there has been another asinination attempt. 🫩

@herring1967.bsky.social FUUUUUUUUCK! THAT'S A FINISH!!!

I loved the 2006 Mitchell & Webb TV sketch show, but I never imagined “are we the baddies?” would graduate from funny catchphrase to the defining philosophical aphorism for our age

Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!

We're looking for a new school for my son at the moment. Lots of open days. The one for tomorrow has this on their website. They will not be getting my vote. 🫩 See how many problems you can spot...

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

I am very, very tired of seeing AI bullshit and I am very, very disheartened by how many people believe it is real. 🫩

It may be no coincidence that neither Cummings, Booth-Smith nor McSweeney went into electoral politics. There's a view of politics here as something to be hacked, managed or run, not as a messy process of negotiation, compromise & argument. That may lend itself to a search for hi-tech magic-bullets

ALLA FABBRICA DEI GATTI ERANO FINITI I PEZZI

"Every morning, regular as clockwork, foul-tasting brown sausages fall out of my bottom. Who puts them up there and what are they trying to distract me from? 🤔"

Finally! A DC movie I can look forward to! #claypole

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS RATTATA

Bad year for X/Zanders so far.

Apparently it is possible to get a good picture of the moon with your phone

I just think it's pretty obvious Palantir should be nowhere near our NHS and that alone renders Labour unfit to lead this country.

In East Anglia they even put their civic/ football beefs on road signs

HOUSE, Brian.

@herring1967.bsky.social I do.

This.

Truth. #Caturday

They're cowards for not doing this.

how do i vote for this guy for any office he wants

Microsoft Word, and specifically its Track Changes tool, can absolutely, positively fuck off into the sun and burn.

What I enjoy about this sequence is the tease that this is where Anakin will lose his right hand (we see it is robotic in ROTJ, echoing Luke's hand loss). Poor old Anakin goes to great lengths to dodge lethal looking machinery and ultimately frees his arm - only for it to get chopped off soon after.

My football-addled brain was very, very confused by this for a while.

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

From the New Order, Book of St. John and the Three Lions: "You've got to hold and give, but do it at the right time You can be slow or fast, but you must get to the line They'll always hit you and hurt you, defend and attack There's only one way to beat them, get round the back"

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

And this man knows what it is like to have a rodent in the corridors of, er, power.

It's that Pokémon meme. grids.fun/t/about-me-p...

Spain has been vocal against Israel’s Gaza Genocide, so Netanyahu threatens Spain by saying “Spain is going to pay an immediate price..”. In response some of Spains famous News Anchors responded to Netanyahu on live TV 👇

I am here for Holy See vs. Unholy C, tbh.

Iran ❌️ Vatican City ❌️ Hungary ✅️ When the wrong regimes get changed: