Serious questions should be asked as to how the supposedly non-biased BBC can justify airing a broadcast completely operated by Reform UK themselves. Nigel Farage should not been given complete editorial control of what is being aired on our national public service broadcaster.

I wish Farage would resign not only as the MP for Clacton-on-Sea but also as the MP for Cunting-on-BBC.

“I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm.”

Is someone at German TV channel ARD, makers of Sportschau, in denial about England winning?

Just ordered a commemorative plate

This fucking stinks, absolutely REEKS of corruption. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

new metaphor just dropped

Really unfortunate having to play Mexico in Mexico City. Happy playing anybody else. Except France obviously. Maybe Argentina. And Spain too. Also Norway, Portugal, Morocco, Brazil, USA, and Colombia.

"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters". "Digimon" is short for "digital monsters". Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters". (You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

Game of Thrones and anything related to it. My old neighbours really loved it and recommended it to me, but they were utter twats, so...

M C Escher* - Four candles Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11429202 From the 'Comedy Art' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/comedyart/popular/ #ComedyArt

Beautiful that the lads did it for the people’s princess on her birthday. Rest in peace Diana.

Football. Meh.

If you see this, post your Mentor (L-R: Tom Holland, Mentor)

Foodify a Doctor Who title Horror of Fang Rocket

The narrative podcast which I made, with a cast full of brilliant talents and absolute nobodies, is over for series one. All 24 episodes are now bingeable if you're the sort of person who likes to wait and binge. I think it's one of the better things I've offered the public in my time.

Oh I was obsessed with this thing! Also gave rise to a great many puns and typos, eg the Large Hardon Collider. 🤣

Like piñatas you can hunt

PITCH: Both of these teams are eliminated, England and DRC just get straight through to the last 16. #RSACAN #WorldCup

I don't know if I'm more boggled by Cindy Crawford (I am but human) or that the drink is called Pocari... Sweat?!? 😳

It's breaking my heart that the house isn't being turned into a museum to be a permanent home for all of this. Come on national trust, English heritage, v&a or whoever, keep it all together.

Sam Matterface’s full name is Sam Matter You Hey Gotta No Respect What-a You T'ink You Do Why You Look-a So Sad It's-a Not So Bad It's-a Nice-a Place Ah Shaddap-a You Face.

Hey! Guys! I just discovered a new room in our house! We have a sauna!!! I could've sworn the bathroom was there yesterday though... 🤔🫠

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

Fix your sparks.

Is this an area in Pokémon Z-A? Those walls do be flat.

“It’s hard to believe anyone finds this attractive,” wrote 25-year-old Evan Marsh in response to a photo of the computer-generated dog posted on Reddit

Looks like I picked the wrong day to fucking move even on an atomic level.

Love this! Mum: John Denver, Gene Pitney Dad: All sorts of 60s stuff, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Michael Jackson, 80s pop radio

Yet another Trump grift.

You Blue your last Deacon.

Tesco is extending its Kids Eat Free scheme to 7 days a week over the summer, where children get a free meal with an adult purchase, but honestly, this detail about how small the adult purchase can be broke my heart.

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

You've deeped your last purple.

Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty, my one intellectual equal Moriarty: Holmes, my one nemesis, for you alone can match my genius Sherlock Holmes: let us settle this great game, this contest of wills, in the only way it is appropriate *two drunks kick each other in the stomach by a waterfall*

Eat shit and die 🫡

Billy Crystal didn't improv lines so funny Cary Elwes had to be replaced with a dummy so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

You've jammed your last pearl!

I feel their pain.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

🚨🚨🚨WARNING FOR NON-AMERICANS🚨🚨🚨 Connections has another "interesting" category with US American homophones today. Good luck!

What is Lara Croft's GI Joe codename? Tomb Raider is ineligible. Go!