Only takes one syphilitic paedophile idiot to un super a superpower

I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social

Proof that Scott is the Wurst X-Man.

Well, Wordle today has given me a lift.

Pre-orders for my Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight print are now live! This limited run of 25 prints at 24x36 inches on 305gsm Hahnemühle Photo Rag. All orders are expected to ship by the end of March. Orders your now at - ko-fi.com/s/c710d7bfd1 #StarWars #JediKnight

The only way Keir Starmer could become more irrelevant is if he were to join the Conservative Party. Remember them? They are a bit like Reform Classic.

Didn't Gorton and Denton write sitcoms for the BBC in the 70s and 80s?

The best plumbers have always been green.

Pulp poetry.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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Had to be done.

Um, Transformer please. Like, now.

The author's barely concealed fetish?

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

David Bowie and Terry Griffiths. Pro-Celebrity snooker, 1979.

BEWARE THE GREEN MENACE

BEWARE THE GREEN MENACE

“2026 is the year of the horse” The horse:

In no particular order; Semenyo, Wilson, Woltemade, and Mateta?

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

So... does this delay or actually accelerate his inevitable, zombie-like return?

Now, I have a wonderful idea for a Porridge reboot...

I mean...

At primary school, Herbie and Star Wars films. Quite which ones I am sadly now unsure of. I *think* I might have seen Star Wars (ANH) and Empire, but out of order. I was very confused! 😅 At high school I can only remember being shown the Zeffirelli Romeo and Juliet and Walkabout.

メガカイリューきたー！！✨️ #ポケモンGO #PokemonGO #GOツアー #台南

“Andrew … the cows have come home.”

Someone with a connection to Angela Morley read my book and got in touch with this anecdote from when his dad and Angela played in the Goon Show band:

Prisoner: Cell Block HRH

@soozuk.bsky.social There can be only one.

On his birthday. Delicious. Long overdue.

solar, wind, trains (including light rail), buses, district heating, heat pumps, fucking love trams

Remembering the legend Sir Bobby Robson on his birthday. Pictured here with Tony Dorigo at Italia 90.

The people have spoken

Top tip: Stop your pancakes from going flat by putting a teaspoon into them.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Happy Lunar New Year!

Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1500 6/6 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me

LOS ANGELES: Heartbroken that my friend and neighbor has only a few weeks to live. I've been helping care for her 2 kitties, Kit (F/grey/white) and Caboodle (M/black), but it's time to find them a loving forever home. Both 3-4yrs old, total sweethearts. Send any interested kitty parents my way, ty ❤️

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

Nottingham Four-est. Is this anything?

Thank fuck it isn't that free speech guy yet again.

Oh look. It's Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

Spurs are Spursing, I see. Better off out of it, to be Frank.