Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.

This is an album cover for a folk rock trio called Deer Alice.

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

Just saw a baby do the thing where he looked briefly very happy and then immediately confused by that. Very relatable!

Went through an ill-advised Kiyoshi Kurosawa double header: Chime & Serpent’s Path at the Roxie tonight. Trying to make sense of it is futile. All you can do is stare blankly at empty walls while the tinnitus in your ears grows louder and wait for ruin. A rare treat for feel-bad cinema fans.

‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ was released on this day 58 years ago! (April 3, 1968) Directed by Stanley Kubrick. Screenplay by Kubrick & Arthur C. Clarke. Starring Keir Dullea, Gary Lockwood, William Sylvester, Douglas Rain, and others. #OTD #OnThisDay #2001ASpaceOdyssey

In non-apocalyptic news, Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk emerges for a rare, epic, 90 minute set with Fred Again. Excellent for old heads like myself. Enjoy. youtu.be/gfF8jzBVWvM?...

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

why is this so funny

CORPORATE THRILLERS 💸 Now playing on the Criterion Channel! Scandal, corruption, and high-stakes power struggles play out amid imposing high-rises and glassy boardrooms in these sleekly tailored tales of office intrigue and money-hungry machinations.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

“It’s a mutual, joint-stock world, in all meridians. We cannibals must help these Christians.”

petapixel.com/2023/04/11/t... Petapixel with the name (Josh Valcarcel) *and* setup

moon's haunted

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

An exquisite poem that finds Pathos and Carpe Diem shaking hands like old friends. A.E. Housman 🖎

i am now IP banned from the pokemon center website :D

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

Is it your mum?

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

Banging on this that batteries met up to 44% of demand on the CA grid yesterday, roughly equivalent to 6 hoover dams. Cheap batteries are powering the grid. www.linkedin.com/posts/nicola...

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

“He awoke—and wanted Mars. The valleys, he thought. What would it be like to trudge among them? Great and greater yet: the dream grew as he became fully conscious, the dream and the yearning.“

Jeff Goldblum’s character from 1978’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers would do amazingly well on bsky.

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

We had only written the pilot of Halt and Catch Fire when we read Soul of the New Machine. That book had a huge impact not only on the content of our show, but the tone. The humanity at the center of the work. The book is still on my desk and will be forever. We owe Tracy a lot.

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

happy 12th anniversary of me taking the photo for wikipedia's article on the toast sandwich. my true legacy

Average English bookstore enjoyer

The Jetsons lied to us

movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics

You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

the first domino to fall in the ai bubble

Gotta be humbling having a billionaire villain create the Metaverse from your hit novel, "Please Don't Create the Metaverse"

A Lesson Is Learned but the Damage Is Irreversible

came for Gorillaz, stayed for Madonna youtu.be/KbhcgG567m8

And here it is with spaces for text so you can use it as a meme template:

In the Sushi Bar Over the Sea by Based Milk Hotel

Funniest beer I’ve had.

flew from london to salt lake city which is a route so surprising to people that i have had to repeat myself twice now

Why is there a maze on the wall of the Bethnal Green tube station

I’ve said this before but this also works for Morrisey