Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

Having a minor surgery in the morning (gallbladder removal) and I definitely had a mild crash out about what if something goes horribly wrong and I die and then my children won’t remember me lol

An incredible euphemism here for “the government is doing illegal discrimination”

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The sound of staying up late as a 90s kid 🥹💗

I honestly need to make a burner account bc I don’t want to get fired when it finally happens

mcconnell returning after weeks with a gigantic BBL

to sum up

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

Ok I am legit tearing up, Bryce and Trinity are so cute 😭😭😭 #LoveIsland

Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money

My two year old loves the Wild Robot and it’s extremely cute. She must love the fox-robot-goose trio 😂😇

My 5 year old told me she did not like Zootopia 2 because Jake (the fox) went to jail when he didn’t do anything wrong 😭 So proud lol

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

Something I like to do when I lose a big hand at poker is tell journalists that the player who won will have to put in some work to make me feel better.

Gotta visit New York City ASAP (I’ve never been)

I’ve been missing my two year old all day which is funny because she terrorized us all weekend 🤭 but I mean, you can see how

After spending all day on Twitter: People are essentially evil. After spending all day in the real world: People are essentially decent. After spending all day on Bluesky: People are essentially 38 years old.

pete hegseth is engaged in open racial discrimination against black officers. the clear message is that there is no place for black or women leadership in his military

Imagine the choice being between working and having a holiday and your racism chooses work

After watching almost 2 seasons of the Pitt, I can confidently say I could be a nurse, no problem. None of the scenes (except the lost finger scene) freaked me out or made me cringe.

You may not like it but this is what peak parenting looks like

america is an ideal worth fighting for

My wife just woke up and heard the cheering and said "Did Trump die?"

Obsessed with the Economist putting a chart on Instagram showing that the social security trust fund is vanishing at the same time they are running their cover story about how to protect themselves from Gen Z socialism

Ms Rachel went to Delaney Hall

I need to stop hate following people but this from a rich, anti-vax influencer in Dallas nearly rage baited me into the sun

S1 of the Pitt has to be the worst day at an ER like, ever. It wrecked me but I loved it.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

Girl on Love Island asked everyone if they knew where New Hampshire is and they all said no. I’ll never quit this show.

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

I love that there's incontroverible proof Talarico is straight in this picture and it isn't the girlfriend.

My kids keep waking up so early and it’s only the first week of summer 😒

Sorry not sorry but I will talk about Ken Paxton’s fucked up, ugly face

Ted Cruz and Ken Paxton as senators might make me leave this state

they got john cornyn up there crying and embarrassed. what a night in texas.

Jfc the last episode of Euphoria 😱

Just want to chime in and say that 7 year old boys are calling each other gay as an insult. Fucking idiots

I have one week left of school and let me tell you, this was a year of immense personal growth and a truly humbling experience. Also I now have a lot of opinions on public schools and the way people are parenting their children 😬 (most are doing their best)

It’s Kids by MGMT

Ok Sydney Sweeney’s character is the best character on Euphoria this season and it’s not even close.

The Washington Post is just so profoundly embarrassing now

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

Almost every single girl on Euphoria is at least 20lbs under weight. Like my god who wanted this again.

Welp

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

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Wearing out jerseys for Autism Awareness Week and it happens to fall on a playoff game day #GoStars