If we win the Finals, I may or may not get arrested

The head and neck rub is powerful. Buncha Delilahs.

Accurate and nefarious.

6’7”. 240. Faddagadlordjeeeesuh.

Kalani Brown at Atlanta Carnival 🔥 #WNBA

You ever start the washer, forget 5 mins later, and then think you getting robbed? No? Me neither.

I love Naomi like she’s family.

“What you think it’s gonna PAH DUCE?!” 😭😭😭😭

Heavily involved in local church ministry?

Baby Girl will not stop eating dirt and foliage.

Lady at the bar looked at me, saw my ring and said “your wife let you out looking like that? She must really trust you.” And lemme just say… Does this actually work on niggas?!

Good Lord.

I raise you one. Featuring me and your fine ass booty in the background ✨

Umm hmm

They on TikTok calling Tampico “food-grade fabric softener” 😭

Chemical warfare.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

📸: Megan Thee Stallion 🎤

Aye man @god, Turn all that thunder down. Respectfully. The babies are sleeping.

Same thing

Right now the water spout in my backyard isn’t working. If a man can fix that, I’ll let him taste the best meal he’s ever had…. Then I’d cook for him.

This sans misogyny:

Big Girl needs an hour from when she wakes up before she’s cooperative. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Mona from Philly:

I didn’t get a solid D2 run. Way too much going on at the time. But i feel for the bros (gender neutral). That franchise is absolutely the defining online co-op experience of my life.

@freshlogic.blacksky.app damn

@heysita.bsky.social Thought you might be interested.

The baddies are making extremely questionable Root Beer floats? Very on brand.

The most pressing question of the last hour:

"bonnet down, legs up, for about an hour" as a CRAZY quote from a news host 😭😭

When she starts cussing and thanking you at the same time.

I did 😕

Do you know how insane it is that every new generation of parents has to listen to Down By the Bay 1000+ times, and it doesn’t bother us? In fact we seek it out for nourishment? And invent new verses?

Piano teachers fussing at their students:

Me….just eating

The "noooooo" be killing me every time

Men have said this to me under the guise of me not being "ladylike" and also admittedly can't remember the last time they read a book out of sheer desire, interest, or curiosity. So I tell them to STFU.

Big Vic did WHAT?!

Welp.

Brisket baked beans >>>

They put chocolate covered almonds in the lounge. I ain’t ever getting fit again.

I slept like shit. My mind couldn’t rest.

Got Jarrett Allen looking like prime Bosh smh

Still Tippin 🔥

How do they decide who gets to sit next Taylor? Extremely on brand for Dirk btw.

Down 20 at half.

Waffle, eggs, sausage, OJ, 2 for tip

Taylor Rooks is #Special