He get handed his tests face down?

Stafford is dealing. Gatdamn.

“Did this dude just did this?!”

Two fumbles in a row??

Hurts with the muscle

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Gibbs is unreal

Waivered the wrong QB. Should’ve gone with my gut.

JJ.....

Vikings are ASS

I saw them matching costumes on Halloween like

Seeing good ppl happy>>>

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Lewis Hamilton will absolutely steal your woman. Rich, handsome and he can safely drive crazy? Your lady already gone.

I saw Yonce in that seatbelt just learned something new about myself.

Jameis makes very questionable decisions. But he can ball.

Listen. The keyword of the season is spatchcock. Say it with me. SPATCH COCK. Splay that bird and watch what it do to the meat.

I need to get baby girl into autoCAD asap.

Lewis ain’t crash the car?!

oh that's why y'all are talking about boobs. beyoncé got ricky and bobby out down to the formula 1.

Single parents deserve it all.

Did I just see a toque on a titty??

Nah nah nah eating from the back is “Beso Negro” in spanish?? FOH.

I can’t wait to try this

Omg. I just called my mom to vent and she played me. 😭😭😭😭I told her it was Friday and no one wants to have meetings today. When I started venting she went silent. I asked if she was tuning me out and she said, “Yes. Didn’t you just tell me it’s Friday and no one wants to hear all that?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I push back on this phrase. It is absolutely still tricking. It just doesn’t matter because I have it to trick.

Would anyone like to be in a fake relationship with me so we can go look at Christmas lights and take pics? 😂 You have to go home immediately after

Tis the season

I see this post is full of misspellings, so it makes it hard to believe. I’ve read about the proposal elsewhere, so that much is true. I can’t find anywhere that has a clear list of all the prof degree changes; most articles focus on the nurses. Best info I found was this series of posts on theads

You ever spend an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out why something doesn’t make sense and then realize it’s because someone is stupid? I don’t operate on the assumption of stupidity. But it would save me headaches sometimes.

That’s Old Testament fine. The kind that made Jacob weep. The kind that made David setup his mans.

I think im going to get this hair color back. The last one has a little red to it. I may go more chocolate.

Aye I been laughing at this shit all day lmao get my goat out that fuckin hookah lounge before I sue 😭😭😭😭 The lil bottle service jig to isn’t she lovely got me BENT man get the fuck lmaooooo

Brian Simpson is 5'6" and a former Marine so you know he's a little off. Very funny dude.

This is Brian Simpson and he is very very good.

“I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog’s backside.” Scar was talking that talk.

Why is everyone so fucking STUPID??!??!???! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

9 years?! Jesus.

Looks like Dolph Lundgren playing John Elway.

Black Cashew

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1’s and 4s are just incredible sneaker designs Jordan or not. Timeless. But IMO for over forty releases there’s only like 5 or 6 bangers. I have no idea what’s going on from 7-30 and 34+.

I feel like we are in the middle of a mass psychosis event.

CeeDee and Pickens are a damn good WR duo. Besides Chase and Higgins who’s nice like that?

Was down 15 but had Dak and Pickens to start.

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