DON'T try to understand what you're looking at. if you identify ANYTHING unidentifiable, open fire WITHOUT HESITATION

what it's like to not have tiktok:

Taking a pleasant stroll down the beach when you hear the boss fight music start and this guy walks out.

I met Jeff Videogame

Year of our lord 2026 and every day just feels like this ngl

I got tasked with the most serious commission, after the box office results of last week

Thinking about how far my account has come in 12 years

OCARINA OF TIME REMAKE GUYS I'M SCREAMING I'M CRYING HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Alcamoth Digital Circus

The raw milk thing is proof that you can trick conservatives into literally eating shit and liking it bsky.app/profile/prop...

this article is circulating with a COMPLETELY bullshit framing and clickbait lie about it, the "ai cybersecurity" firm is actually training AGAINST AI and the conan series is about helping people spot deepfakes and other gen-ai material, beginning with the famous robert smigel video mouth sketches

So regarding this… I’ll have to postpone all of it. Which means I’ll miss my affiliate anniversary. Someone I care about may die very soon I could use you guys’ support more than ever…

FINALLY!!!

Halfway there!

they should give a best picture oscar to the cutscene where liquid ocelot shoots down helicopters with finger guns

I cried through the end of the TADC movie that was so good

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J.R.R. Tolkien on Fairy Tales, Language, the Psychology of Fantasy, and Why There’s No Such Thing as Writing “For Children” – The Marginalian share.google/9DeSw3mVG3CD...

Mao Tse Tung Tung Tung Sahur

I'll believe that when I see it

🚨 BOOST 🚨 Please help her out. One of the people who assaulted her was a Patriot Front Nazi. Of course the cops didn't arrest him, and now she's facing charges and will need legal funding.

Of COURSE people are hating on Amazing Digital Circus Last Act. There was always going to be a portion of viewers who absolutely refuse to accept the message of the show.

Into the Shed with you middle class white lady academic with a TikTok account

Whatever rooms you got make sure you have working fire extinguishers.

"Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that bisexual lighting?" "Sir.... finishing this man. And woman. Because I'm bisexual."

Giving a mid-2000s prosumer digi camera a good try outdoors and spotted this. I always associate Warthog liveries with Forza Horizon, and have never seen it out in the wild on a regular car before. Someone's a Thunderbolt fan! (It's not, but it could be me; I love that beastly plane)

Sega being dumbasses aside what an amazing comeback from Xbox, dear god. I thought they weren't gonna live another few years but I'm happy to be wrong! Asha Sharma has to be running that place like the fucking navy

Years ago, we looked up book-related injuries in our NEISS injury data system and, unsurprisingly, many injuries were from books falling off shelves, people tripping over boxes of books, and injuries from trying to pick up boxes of books. The books are most dangerous when they are flocking together.

ugh the OF girls that post fake lifestyle vids about "going from working in an ice cream shop to my second Porsche in two years" are the worst. Negging women, ragebaiting men into it being this easy. Absolute discourse cancer. And I get it, it's super effective virality, but damn.

Don't get confused. This is still genAI as placeholders, basically. Don't think it's different. It is them using AI to do the leg work first, then trying to spin it so they can say otherwise.

In Donkey Kong 64, Diddy, Tiny, Lanky and Chunky are all unlocked by freeing them from cages. While DK appears to be unlocked by default, this is false: internally, the game only unlocks him by opening the door to exit DK Island. The entirety of DK Island is his personal cage.

Nintendo Classics apps datamined and Challenges coming similar to NES Remix #Repost

VIDEO GAME DEVELOPER: [Makes a normal looking female character] ONLINE CHUDS: "This is an attack on society & me personally. The West has fallen."

Uh huh

"Pronoun police"? Please. The proper term is the gendermes.

what

As you can see, Xbox held their presentation on 6/7, while Nintendo is holding theirs on 6/9. This is due to their core company missives; Nintendo holds fast to traditional (and successful!) gamer values, whereas Xbox is a brand that constantly tries to remain relevant by latching onto trends

even when i was neck-deep in the evangelical church, i felt like being gay couldn't possibly be a sin, no matter how much they told me it was. i felt like i couldn't be right with God if i believed you went to hell just for loving someone.

lesbians should be able to teleport

Because apparently gay people don't live in Japan.

Met the real snorlax at Phoenix Fan Fusion

‘The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act’ opened to $19.5 MILLION domestically, landing a spot in the top 5 at the U.S. box office.

your minutely reminder that there are approximately 18.56 trillion ways you can criticise Israel, including Israel's lobbying of foreign politicians, without evoking literal Nazi tropes about "taking shekels"

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Sometimes you write a tiny little thing in a couple of minutes and it’s just one task among others during a very very busy day but you find out it lands just right. Anyway, yeah, I came up with that and yes, this was 100% my intent.