get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Guillotines are the moderate solution

My boyfriend says my dog is so old that every time he drinks water he thinks, "good for him."

Brings me to tears every time I watch it

Boyfriends shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen

Every youtube short Blender tutorial: You PIG. You WORM. The Array modifier! You who are lower than scum

You are not angry enough.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

Just watched Weapons. Jesus Christ

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

what do you mean acclaimed sci-fi author Samuel R. Delany supported NAMBLA

I am a machine that loads and unloads the dishwasher

Recipe: 1 clove garlic (optional) Me: 100 cloves of garlic, got it

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Lawyers can't reach clients in ICE detention. I've heard it anecdotally, but scale of issue is horrifying. Bloomberg Law is a legal trade pub so many may miss this. Screenshot from their CA newsletter summarizes "bleak" situation for justice and rule of law. news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/l...

I was there. They were indiscriminately firing multiple canisters into a huge peaceful crowd. Fucking cowards

if you’re tear gassing little kids you lose your job, you get arrested, tried, and jailed simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences

momentary exception to not posting to amplify how beautiful & powerful this Providence protest is #ICEout

Grandma recipes are always like, "serves 30."

To the person who periodically searches a popular author's name hoping to find someone else that hates them: I hate them too

You can make s'mores in an air fryer

We just rewatched, and this movie wastes no time. The dog with the mask was the first scene

Why don't the unwashed idiot masses like my political platform of being 68% as evil as the most evil people on Earth?

I can't believe the most popular YA genre is Romanthony. How many steamy romances involving a deceased American DJ and house music artist who collaborated with Daft Punk could there be?

My dad has never held a book for more than 30 seconds

White girls love dreamcatchers

Now reading 'Kabu Kabu,' a collection of short stories inspired by Nigerian mythology

Multi-million dollar jewel heists are victimless crimes and should be celebrated

ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month. Statement from Standing Rock:

Marimar Martinez was the first US citizen shot by ICE. They claimed she was a terrorist. Said she was brandishing a weapon. They lied. Video footage exonerated her and showed the ICE agent shot her five times. He bragged to other agents “five shots, 7 holes”. A 🧵 of ICE abuse

Saying we should do to them what they do to everyone else would get us arrested

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

All ICE agents should be in prison

There’s a video of another ICE murder, either make sure your media settings are right, get off for a while, or be ready.

Wait for it to go around the corner.

Another human-faced creature

nine years old

I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.

I want to read something with monsters and creatures

This is how every centrist thinks

The protagonist of 'The Island of Dr. Moreau' is an absolute scumbag

For those outside the Twin Cities, the person posting this GoFundMe is a member of Minneapolis city council (and among the many locals doing absolutely heroic resistance to ICE), so it's legit.

"Titus Alone?" More like, "Titus Fucks." He really gets around in book 3, you see

Gormenghast rules

'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.'

Is it fair of me to hate Piers Anthony as much as I do after only reading one of his books? Yes. Yes, it is, thank you

Boyfriend found a reddit in which a bunch of people talk about eating oranges in the shower. Unclear if it is sexual or not

Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her