Imagine you’ve been waiting for years and it’s finally your turn to carve the roast beast and then they let the fucking psycho who’s been terrorizing your village do it instead.

Watching Die Hard. The part of the movie that hurts the most... ?

To all my BlueSky friends, Wishing you a season filled with warmth, laughter, and all the festive treats you can handle! Merry Christmas to you and your family! - @tvtater.bsky.social

Just watched #flood on Netflix and now I’m gonna ask Santa for that hour and 45 minutes back.

I love my Roku streaming sticks, they are cheap and for the most part they just work. What would it take for my to remove all of them from my house instantly? Well, there's this... cordcuttersnews.com/comcast-buyi...

Whenever Hollywood gets around to another remake of The Producers it will be be making fun of Trump and ICE.

One more time: If you're using a free VPN, _you_ are what's being sold. arstechnica.com/security/202...

live your life in such a way that when you die, those who despise you are so jealous that they make your death all about them simply because they know that when they die, nobody in their right mind would mourn them

Facebook just killed the mac/windows messenger app. So I won't be using messenger anymore, because i'm not using their horrible web interface when I'm sitting at my computer.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.

Omg! Omg! Omg! I was rolling around touristing in #Singapore today and I bumped into @rhapfan21.bsky.social He’s really tall.

Random images from #Singapore

Even though I'm having a great time travelling, I'm missing hanging out with my friends here and sh*ttalking about tv. @cocodabear.bsky.social @slothymcslothface.bsky.social

whoever wins we lose

Saw me a merlion today.

When I said “there are worse things than Netflix buying Warner Bros., Paramount is exactly what I meant.

In the last two weeks: Elephants Lions Zebras Hyenas Wild Boars (above and beyond the usual reality tv shitposters on here) Was in South Africa #CheatMode

"And, yes, several of them now look old enough for their doctor to prescribe them a statin" made me legit LOL

Haven’t posted much because this has been my view for most of the previous 5 or 6 weeks. For the most part, the tv in my room has been on the GPS channel, it’s my favorite ship channel. No news, no politics, just relaxing.

I’ve been missing on here for weeks, I finally reopen the app and instantly had to mute a couple name from this summer’s Big Brother. I’ve never said this before, but some of you need to go touch grass, or snow, or whatever.

Things I saw today: #TravelingTater

#BBUK nominating people because they are slobs. 🤣

Sometimes you just need a basket full of baby otters to make your day complete. Oh, look what I found! You can thank me later...

When #BBUK Jenny talks, this is what I hear.

More details from the translated press release about the new BB spin-off #bbsky

Counting down the days until I leave for fall vacation. So much to get done. So little time. #ProcrastinatorsUnite #Sometime #MaybeTomorrrow #OrTheDayAfterThat #HowsNextTuesday

Who knew Star Trek would predict animated gifs and memes?

I couldn’t figure out how this bit was going to last more than 2 minutes on the podcast. Eric Stein is brilliant! And watching Taran try to keep a straight face… 🤣 #BB27

I was gonna wait until tomorrow to mute the #BB27 hashtag for the rest of the year, but it looks like the post season drama is hitting hard today. I might have to do it this afternoon. I didn’t know any of these houseguests before the season, and I’d like to go back to that. 🤔

Finally getting around to watching Big Brother UK. Random thoughts: 1) These hg talk so much. Even talking over the announcer (Big Brother) 2) Such a variety of casting. 3) Not a fan of first night evictions or public voting. But that’s their way I guess. #BBUK

We mayyyy have been overestimating our overall presence on this app 😅 #bb27

I didn’t realize that Will hit Kelley with a cue card 😭😭😭 #bb27

Well, that didn’t take long. #BB27

That’s a wrap for #bb27. We now return you to the originally scheduled nonstop politics of stupid.

Everyone remember to tip your Etsy witch and leave a 5 star review #bb27

Thanks for a great season together #BBSKY!!! Let’s do it again next year! After 83 days of #BB27, I feel like I need a 93 day vacation.

IF THIS ISNT LEADING INTO ANNOUNCING A WINTER SEASON FOR PLAYERS WHO LOST BECAUSE OF TWISTS WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING #BB27

The real Mastermind was the friends we made along the way #BB27

Nah they’re really trying to say the White Locust twist was the worst BB twist in history ON PURPOSE FOR THE PLOT I’m actually crying #bb27

#BB27 trying so extra hard to be The Traitors.

All this Mastermind stuff is so tiring. #BB27

Julie said it directly. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂. #BB27

I like Ashley, but I hate speeches that drag on. You’ve already won, no need for all of this. #BB27

she tried so hard to give her man a softball bc she could see that jury was NOT impressed & he couldn’t even land that one 😭

Vince’s answers aren’t Gina Marie bad, but they aren’t convincing the jury, that’s for sure. #BB27

Julie whenever Ashley answers a jury question. #BB27

Who wrote Lauren’s question for her? #BB27

Vinny flubs the first question by not owning what the jury is telling him they think of him. #StrikeOne #BB27