Using a nailgun to staple Ancestral Recall to a Ward 2 5/5 with flying is WILD.

Forever and always.

I don't need to wait for the story to know which dumb cunt from management thought they should cut 1000 people and with what technology they are planning to replace them www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...

The Dunkin Donuts coffee bucket would fix me

Guy who can’t enforce the border in his stupid first name now expected to enforce the stupid border laws in our stupid land.

This may be my favorite auto-generated caption ever.

You dumb rubes. You stupid idiots.

The thing glowing op eds said would never happen is happening

Every interaction on social media is now a variation of this meme:

That thing I’ve been bitching about for the last two weeks? Never heard of it. Don’t need it.

Spent a half hour with Vampire Hunters and yeah, it sure is a survivor game. I’m in.

everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though

Apparently there’s someone in Chicago trying to build replicas of the twin towers in order to house data centers, presumably to set us up for an Ethical 9/11

What stage of the American Century of Humiliation is it when we have our own national pedocoin?

One problem with the Oops! All Scheming Viziers model of government is that very few cabinet members actually care about doing the job they ostensibly have and instead just jostle for influence on whatever subjects they happen to care about (or have been bribed on) while neglecting the rest

I remember a web comic that had one character telling the other they had to spend money to keep things running. The second character said something to the effect of "But I have no money, you have it all and dole it out. Could I get some more?"

Amazing headline/photo combo on Bing, currently.

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He should keep saying this.

Checking in on our tech overlords, one is on his way to Rome to give a series of talks about the antichrist and another has convinced himself that thinking is fake

I think I figured out why these guys think the computer is alive

Nobody likes Nvidia's weird new AI porn faces aftermath.site/nvidia-dlss-5-...

Just saw a post in a local Facebook group asking if there is a support group for parents who were “used up and thrown away” by their kids who went no contact and I can’t imagine why they would want to go no contact with such a sweet and charming person like you.

Help me I can’t quit building Magic decks.

Well then welcome to the Streisand effect

Don’t know where this would be in the “Top 10 most obvious things that was going to happen” listicle, but I’m guessing it’s near the top.

Bought the Magic The Gathering Fallout Secret Lair superdrop from a friend for dirt cheap and wanted to see what Microsoft was (essentially) shuttering the Xbox division for. So I decided to give Copilot a try. This is my journey.

Butting heads at work because some of the crew members come in an hour-plus early to eat breakfast and have comradery. They don't clock in or mark it on their time sheets. Just time with the dudes. Apparently HR isn't a fan, despite HR only knowing this because they ALSO arrive an hour-plus early.

Wife's birthday is today so we're going out for dinner as a family to celebrate. She is ADAMANT that I don't tell the staff it's her birthday so they don't bring out ice cream and sing and all that jazz. I'm not going to say a word. The kids will be more than happy to do it.

“Multifamily housing is for young renters and the poor while single family homes are for established adults with children” is a really pernicious folk theory about how housing markets should work that I think is foundational to so much bad housing policy at all levels of government.

Re: Iran - We are at the second step on the cycle.

I genuinely hope you will all make this graphic of me when the time comes

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gotta be another way to do this

Jake Lang, sending texts to literal children like

Logged into Facebook just now and the first post in my feed is from a month ago from a page I don't follow. Cool.

I’ve heard the World Baseball Classic is three weeks away from getting nuclear weapons.

The NBA: We cannot allow our teams to celebrate vices, like our cities' premier strip clubs. Also, the NBA: Brought to you by gambling companies DraftKings, FanDuel, BetMGM, and Fanatics Sportsbooks

It's 2004. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour. It's 2026. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.

Pastor had an affair with the organist, wouldn't go to marriage counseling outside of the church where his dad (the 'bishop' of the group of churches we attended) didn't do anything about it. 90% of the youth group bailed including myself.

Maybe they relied on AI to pick targets. But they bombed the school twice, hitting it again 40 minutes after the initial strike, in order to kill survivors and first responders. The mere *existence* of AI means no one has to be held responsible for this crime against humanity

nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department

Time is so fake, “oh we added more daylight” no you didn’t, daylight is portioned by the cosmos repent of your hubris