Slightly increase a band Catch 23

"You're telling me you don't have alt accounts where you hate-follow people or like/repost yourself?" No, but it's probably because I'm not an insane person?

Now when it comes to envy, y'all is green Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine Another dimension, new galaxy Intergalactic underbabied

Last week (well, half week) of school for the kids and they’re definitely ready for summer.

ariel can fuck off with that "what do you call them? oh, feet" bullshit. she knnows perfectly well what they're called. "i don't even own a television"-ass mermaid

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

When the @othatsraspberry.com order hits your mailbox. 😚 👌

Ah, like cancer

Breaking my silence on this app: New Starfox looks great

Sometimes it's heartwarming to remember that no matter how bad I may feel about myself, the richest person alive is a bigger loser than I could ever dream of being and “merit” based systems are a sham.

Picking the oldest’s classes at science camp. Seems like a lot less than prior years.

Fortunately there's still a version of Paper Planes that's cool

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

Absolutely heartbroken.

Help someone save their game!

Eliminate Hobo Johnson

Spirit Halloween has the chance to do the funniest thing.

Hell yeah

you will want to visit theonion.info in MINUTES for a major update

Last day for 15% off almost all movie and TV press kits currently in my eBay store. Get 'em while they're cheap(er)! www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...

Wasn’t a believer in car pulls until today. Holy moly. #mtg #magicthegathering

The Secrets of Strixhaven Mystical Archives may be some of my favorite arts of any set. #mtg #magicthegathering

TOMORROW instead of paying a ridiculous $75 to be overstimulated at Area 15 you can come enjoy homemade pizza at the Quiet Gay Party where the alcohol is paid for and you can meet my dog Please come to my thing. I plan on making too much pizza dough

If you have a Casey's near you and you're sleeping on their breakfast burrito, you shouldn't.

When you order a Coke and they bring a Pepsi.

'Disappointed, "Surprised," 'Betrayed': 12 Toddlers on Where Did Mom Go Peekaboo Oh There She Is

*warming myself under an overpass in the glow of a barrel fire of economics data that says all these people are delusional*

Same pack. Can’t imagine the odds. #magicthegathering

TIL you can scrub to a spot on a YouTube video on the front page without actually clicking the video and if you do YT keeps trying to start that video at the same spot because you accidentally scrubbed to that spot and it keeps happening even if you close the window and I hate everything about it.

Comey wouldn't have had access to those seashells if we'd only had a ballroom.

Withholding my judgment on Trump putting his face on passports until the Times asks 12 complete morons what they think about it

So, in 2022, I got asked to write an "accessible" essay about how Dark Souls can be read as a queer text. The compilation it was supposed to be part of never came out, and since it's now been four years and I never signed anything, I've decided to put it on Internet Archive for anyone who's curious.

there’s a lot of ham handed poetry in trump beginning by promising to build a wall and make mexico pay for it and ending by demanding taxpayers pay for a giant ballroom in his honor that no one needs or asked for.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Listen, literally the only thing the CIA has ever actually been good at is conducting criminal and often completely pointless (scientifically) experiments on helpless animals and disempowered people. You might as well as a dog to stop sniffing butts.

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Summing up the weekend politically

Went to our annual gaming/anime/cosplay convention here and got a sweet ass Papa card from a buddy of mine who is an official Topps artist. Good times.

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

i designed a bunch of merch for Kill The Computer you can buy it at shop.killthecomputer.com

Man, my Bsky feed today is full of a lot of mealy-mouthed walk backs. No, fam, the enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend and I'm not gonna ignore decades of cruelty and greed because I like who he's attacking. So, no, I will NOT be siding with Coyote against ACME and will be taking no further questions

Remember when Dan Quayle was driven to exile because he spelled potato wrong?

every day i log on and read something new about the Bluesky staff doing some foolish thing because they kind of hate everyone who comes in here and i love that this site is like what if an airport dive bar was run by guys who got 2nd place in a Math Decathlon

GIVE ME A DOZEN

Let's take a moment to see what's going on over at the hellsite oh wow ok nevermind.

impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community

We need to stop them immediately