Bovino coming back to the office

Phone finally died after 6 years. Had to upgrade today.

The idea that America needs to occupy Greenland because we actually care enough about native people and want to build oncology centers is enough to make your head fully explode

Few things are as magical as a bagel and cream cheese.

The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.

Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.

Congress passed the Taft-Hartley Act in 1947 (over Truman's veto) to make general strikes so incredibly difficult to organize that there hasn't been one since. That there is a general strike happening in a major US city on such short notice is nothing short of a miracle.

@spice8rack.bsky.social Hell yeah

Yeah I’ll call my senators. Call em a dumb ass.

If you have a spare dollar or two, please consider helping Gene. ❤️

How much of Metroid Prime 4 is “it’s not a good game” and how much of it is “it’s not giving me the same feeling the first ones did 20-some years ago?”

Jensen Huang can suck a turd.

If we have to redo the politics of the 1970s can we at least get a contemporary equivalent of Steely Dan

Pulls were blessed today. Why couldn't I get these at the prerelease event? 😂 #MagicTheGathering #mtg

This game rules and you should buy it.

Fellas, is it normal for heads of "news" organizations to kiss the president (especially at a time when he's doing things like attacking American cities)

"We're ending the war on protein," "whole milk is back." I guess that's probably really amazing news if you're stupid

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."

CHUDs getting online to complain about Sophie Turner as Lara Croft

Why does Instagram do this? Why show me a post from almost a week ago first thing? Not that I’m mad I missed it. Just…it makes no sense to me.

Signed up for the LGS’ Lorwyn Eclipsed prerelease this Friday. So excited! #mtg #magicthegathering

Starting a Patreon but it's just daily photos of the coffee abominations I drink.

Matt Walsh watching YouTube for 3 year olds and getting furious

My dream is being diagnosed with "sleepy boy syndrome" and the doctor proclaiming I am to rest and relax for a couple months, which my work must pay me for. Then after the two months I'm declared cured and win a billion dollars in the lottery.

Shock of shocks www.gq.com/story/police...

"Scott was a true free thinker" the Dilbert guy had the exact same thoughts as a near-octogenarian dementia patient and a guy who got his screen name from stuff in a litter box. What I'm saying is he wasn't Aristotle.

They've lost the bozo king

I love that there was a whole "choose your own adventure" Silent Hill series some 2 years ago and the only thing that it will be remembered for is this sticker.

Love that a vast majority of the US economy is propped up by 5-6 tech companies passing money back and forth, old people dying, and giving people a crippling gambling addiction.

Getting a few uses out of this one today.

Lol-ing at every bit of this

Thanks, Amazon.

I am the stupidest person on the planet and I am going to play Pentiment twitch.tv/linktothepabst

Ken I play gaems on your fon

The world is dogshit but there are still good things taking place and being made. This pho is one of them.

interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car

removal from app store + google play probably fatally wounds the entire global right wing movement and significantly hinders musk’s own ability to get involved with elections both here and abroad

Right wingers: “Maduro is a tyrant who murders his own people.” Also right wingers: “The state should be able to murder you if you don't immediately open your car door for masked strangers who are pointing guns at you.”

i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

Not super fun to think about the degree to which literal brain damage is setting the American agenda at the moment

it says here you “feared for your life”?

There's a regional Korean fusion food truck that comes to our city every other week or so and every time they're here I keep meaning to take photos of the food and each time I get it I chow down on it and finish it before remembering to take a photo.

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

Grading is dumb because it's been proven to be based on absolute psuedo-science but this is next level. Like can you imagine being so bad at appreciating media that you accidentally make a bomb