Very uncomfortable with how he's stroking that arrow...

Every elevator should have "Earth" for the lowest floor and "Space" for the highest, IMO

If the answer is no, are the Cherokee forcibly relocated back to Georgia and the Seminole to Florida?

Hey, so did Trump go hang out at the Supreme Court like he threatened?

Um

I wouldn’t mind losing my lower legs too much if I could have those cool blade legs that paralympians use for running

Guys…I’m pregnant. April fools!

I’d love to eat in the mess tent from M*A*S*H

4 out of 5 dentists recommend playing some Jimi Hendrix Experience pretty loud while doing some work on your computer after everyone else has left the building

Something that was not fun today was talking to three of my trans clients about how the government has it out for them, on their visibility day

I can’t believe this moron is my representative and former coworker. Double-check the scorecard on Vietnam, Doc, think you forgot some important stats there

Bad things happening to bad people, you love to see it

That’s right.

Inside this closed box regime change in Iran is both happening and not happening. The only way to ruin this situation is to open the box and make one of them permanent. So it's frankly rude of you to keep asking me to open the box.

Kristi Noem’s husband gets his kicks wearing lady clothes—so what. That hurts no one. Kristi Noem is a puppy murderer who has actually hurt a lot of people. He’s nowhere close to the biggest problem child in that house.

Dinner with Gene Simmons is simultaneously cheaper than I'd expect and more expensive than I'd ever pay

Conversion therapy is evil and ineffective and broadly considered to be unethical by mental health professionals. So anyone who's providing it is someone you shouldn't trust on several levels. And the Supreme Court can F off with this ruling. Except you, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, you're cool.

Excited for the afterward where he talks about getting publicly scolded by the Pope every 3 weeks

some of my recent pieces and some jobless freeloaders for reference www.galdrecraft.com

This administration has had some doozies of bad ideas, but this one might take the cake. People are gonna get sent to the hospital if they do this, if not the morgue

Did some art between clients today, destroying the resale value of this guitar

In the space of a week my baby went from being unable to figure out how to get up on her knees to crawl, to crawling like a speed demon and now starting to get herself stood up. It’s all happening too fast

Increases to $599 on Thursday

The finest genre of movie is “Guy kicks everyone’s ass for 80 of 90 minutes”

got a good photo of mount st helens yesterday as i was levitating above portland, working on my swoops

🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

Dogs love getting drummed on, they can’t get enough

Oh, I’m sure

Moon’s haunted

Aging millennial rediscovers joy of singing along to Green Day’s live album “Bullet in a Bible” at top of lungs while driving home after losing joy at realizing “Bullet in a Bible” is 21 years old

oh yeah and as you can see we had a ton of people show up so we altered the plan a little afterwards

I know nobody really pays attention to the red state way far away from everything, but we're trying

“You ain’t a beauty but hey you’re alright” is kind of a mean thing to sing to a girl, Bruce Springsteen

No, F off

(Godzilla attacks Pittsburgh on the wall-mounted TV in The Pitt waiting room) DANA(looking through the plexiglass): Pinehaven closed last year, so that's all coming straight to us. DR. ROBBY: (grimacing, looking down for a moment, rubbing his fist against the back of his neck) Jesus.

Me blocking someone

wut

One of Trump’s superpowers is saying what would otherwise be a pretty normal, maybe even praiseworthy, thing in the most bizarre, disconcerting way possible

Good morning

I have never seen a human look less like they know how to hold a gun

Babe, wake up, new worst idea in the history of finance just dropped

I just had the thought that me stomping on anthills is basically the same as Godzilla stomping through Tokyo and now I feel kinda bad about doing it all the time

I can't remember the episode title, but the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where everyone gets addicted to a VR game Also, from original Star Trek, "Spock's Brain"

*looks at unleaded price on gas station sign* *looks at this post* *looks back at gas station sign, eyes narrowed*

True rock history fact: Blink-182’s lyric “I took her out, it was a Friday night, I wore cologne to get the feeling right” was originally about performing a contact killing but the record label made them change it to be more radio friendly

oil prices are about to make polyester a noble fiber

I solved the Thursday 3/26/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 13:40!

I don’t care if anyone still enjoys Harry Potter stuff. JKR is already so rich that no amount of boycotting or protest will ever make any difference to her or WB. But if you still consume Harry Potter stuff it’s bad form to talk about it in public when JKR sucks so much & actively hurts people.