I solved the Saturday 2/07/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 23:10!

*sadly* I took a walk around the sun to ease my troubled mind

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Correct

I liked the Muppet Show special a lot. I hope they make more.

I solved the Friday 2/06/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 11:29!

Ok, well, (She’s dead asleep)

Boo hoo, go get a real job, scumbags

It's a pretty good reason to stop doing TV I guess

Every time I try to take a selfie with my daughter she mean mugs on me

I’d forgotten about the Queen of Canada, Behind the Bastards, “thanks” for reminding me. (How’s she doing these days, anyway? Has the rest of Canada recognized her reign yet?)

just learned kid rock is 55 which is both embarrassingly old and shockingly young given how he looks

If you’d quit whining and choosing option D out of laziness, entitlement, or both, and keep choosing option A, eventually your drawings wouldn’t be “bad” anymore. Being able to create artwork is skill, not an inborn talent, and it takes practice just like every other skill

you’d think, given that current events are unfortunately definitely going to be taught as a notable part of US history, democrats would have some interest in not being recorded as stuttering dweebs who spent the whole time shoved in a metaphorical locker

Death Camp For Cutie over here

My surprise and outrage were pretty genuine this morning

If that was true they wouldn’t keep giving him cognitive tests

I will go further than this is and say that your behavior always communicates exactly what is in your heart

Oh word? By which I mean, no doy

Have they tried going their bitcoins slurp juice? I heard that doubles them or something.

We are ruled by snakes and worms

I bet the Germans have a word for this. Germans have a weirdly specific word for everything.

I love when blowing my nose gives me an untamable nose bleed, it’s my favorite thing about winter

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Maybe I’m crazy, but I’d think a speech given at a “national prayer breakfast” would have significantly more to do with spirituality and related things and a lot less personal grievance-airing

Christlike!

If the republicans are starting to lose even the wrestling dweebs, man, I dunno how those midterms are gonna go for them

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

I solved the Wednesday 2/04/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 7:55!

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

If I ever find who’s behind the Google business listing spam calls I’m going to murder them and no jury will convict me. We are 4 hours into the workday and I’ve had 2-3/hour. Different number every time.

The opening notes of Paul McCartney’s “Temporary Secretary” activate my Hulk mode, I hate it so much

Toss-up between Hunt for Red October and Saving Private Ryan

Let’s GOOOOOOOO youtu.be/ZgWrFoaisdk?...

I can’t believe Nolan had the unmitigated gall to cast *checks notes* one of the most beautiful women in the world as Helen of Troy

Considering how he partied, it very much is. Was, I guess. Still is, if you dig him up, because necromancy

Has Bad Bunny ever modeled for Psycho Bunny? Real missed hot collabo opportunity if not

Puerto Ricans ARE American, dingus

Doesn’t seem like the kind of thing a real doctor would be concerned about, to me, a real medical professional and non-snake oil salesman

Normal innocent person stuff going on here

Phillip, you bastard

Yo, what’s up with that groundhog? We getting extra winter or what?

I got pulled over for speeding yesterday and the cop gave me a ticket to see "Melania."

tell me full honesty your top five favorite bands/artists and nobody's allowed to tell you that you have poor taste unless it's an objectively bad person. U2 Death Cab for Cutie Jimmy Eat World Blink-182 Linkin Park

I don’t care which party is in office the idea of watching a movie about the First Lady is a huge dork move. Unless she knows karate or something. If elected, I will marry Cynthia Rothrock

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Tonight’s special: cheese tortellini in homemade pesto sauce & broiled Cajun pork chop. Baby approved.

I defended myself and somehow got the death penalty for my speeding ticket! Thanks StandStrongAI!

I solved the Sunday 2/01/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 25:37!

Ok. That’s a game I want to play again.