No idea who this dude is, but good on him. It’s nice being reminded that not all streamers are cretins doing Mr. Beast nonsense

Very similar idea to writing a mostly-BS memoir, getting book nerds to talk it up to the book rubes, and selling the rights to Hollywood, then coasting on it into politics

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

Cheesin’ #yourdailyjacques #frenchiesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky

Yes, it’s definitely that and not the proliferation of corporate land barons and house flipping and AirBnB-ing

15 is not barely legal! It is thoroughly not legal! We all know and accept this in civilized society! I am going to become the Joker!

But, really, does the eye transmit information?

SCHUMER: Look… I know everyone’s worried about this statue facing our gates. But I see this as a chess match between us and the Greeks—and I know chess. Our best play is to move the horse straight forward.

*idly mumbling to myself in McDonalds* the cows are interacting more with whites, almost as if they know

Huge if true

So far every episode of The Pitt has had at least 2 medical things/injuries that make me go “gah!”

I solved the Thursday 11/13/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 14:45!

Pope to US government

All these horrible Epstein emails being in GMAIL means he was getting ads based on his crimes and that's pretty fucked.

I solved the Wednesday 11/12/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 15:12!

Hi, professional psychologist here. Yes, it does. Thank you for your bizarre question, Megyn, I’m sure under different national circumstances the FBI would be in touch for some follow-up.

“Spent hours at my house with him.” I’m sure they were just playing Scrabble, nothing to see here

Uhhhhhhh

The guitar solos in Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb,” particularly the 2nd one that ends the song, are underappreciated, I think

Brother, let me tell you something. If someone pepper sprays my baby I’m going to jail.

Started The Pitt. Was not prepared for how gnarly it almost immediately gets

I regret to inform you that I’ve learned about 3 queuing and I’m ready to end the department of education myself now

Laying on my office couch doing a phone session and he’s standing on me like a victorious mountain lion #yourdailyjacques #frenchiesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky

Really I think it's better to think of James Bond movies like parables Jesus told his disciples

Skill issue

This one I’m ok with, actually

If you’re a professional writer and can’t figure out how to reboot a franchise that’s pretty famous for ignoring previous events in the series, you need a new line of work

This is my daughter Gross Michelle. I named her after my favorite fruit.

They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi. HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS

I solved the Tuesday 11/11/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 14:45!

Put Hakeem Jeffries on an iceberg and push him out to sea

Because I am a benevolent dictator (user of the bar jukebox) I have played for the people: -The Boys Are Back in Town -One Little Victory -Tom Sawyer -Enter Sandman -The Ghost of Tom Joad

Fact check: true, I also do not understand how magnets work

@cengaldre.com the spoons came today. They’re great and I love them. Thank you!

You’re not standing for me if you’re not actually doing anything, man, what kind of friendzone logic is this

Good

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I solved the Monday 11/10/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 7:12!

I solved the Sunday 11/09/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 26:03!

Nothing in this world as useless as an elected Democrat.

Fat Bear Week but for sumo wrestlers. Do you think Japan would go along with this?

lol she got his ass and he knows it

When do we get the (at least) $2000 each?

Why does Schumer keep trying to cave? Because he sucks and has no spine. This isn’t hard.

Dr. Pepper’s less ambitious brother, PA Paprika

The first draft of the first 3 chapters of my dissertation (I have 1 more section to do still) is already 54 pages long. Writing a dang book over here

It’s wild that this device is being framed like this, “it was a good hug,” when this device is essentially being sold with a lie. It’s a “humanoid robot” it’s a remote-controlled tool with no intelligence of its own.