Life makes way more sense now that we know the beauty standards for women for entire decades has been set by billionaire pedos like it explains every ad I endured on tv, every taunt I was hit with as a teenager, every demand for women to shave all the body hair and to look younger all super gross

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

I know nobody really pays attention to the red state way far away from everything, but we're trying

Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

I'm receiving reports from airports all over the country about ICE sightings. I'll be sharing updates here as I get them. ⬇️

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almost every school board candidate also appears to be anti-LGBT man it fucking sucks up here

jfc there are literal, actual neonazis running for the Anchorage school board and they're not even hiding it this year, like, not even a little can we PLEASE get some sane fucking people in this state

No one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans can people just enjoy things??? Is that possible??????

Recap: Hour 1: We hit them like they’ve never been hit before. Day 1: We already won this war. It was easy. Yay us. Day 5: We don’t need any help. Don’t bother showing up after the war is over. Losers. Day 13: Why isn’t the world helping us? There will be be consequences.

I can’t actually afford to travel anymore. Or to get tattoos. Or to eat out. And I’ve been doing those things for awhile despite not being able to afford them. But it just sucks to know in my heart that the answer is to cut out every single thing besides working and staying home. Forever.

"There are hot singles in your area who wanna hook up with you!" Me, an asexual:

Every interaction with human beings makes me want to become a hermit sooner Everything is so fuckin bad and it just feels like nobody cares. We are just slogging through jobs that don’t pay enough while the world goes to shit. Beef is $11/lb and gas is over four bucks and we’re ruled by monsters

Fur rondy snow sculptures. Glad I waited until this weekend to head out; 20 degrees and sunny is MUCH better than -18.

Marco Rubio hanging out with Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio at the "Shield of the Americas" event, in case you were still thinking it had some sort of legitimate purpose

There are two types of entries in my Notes app

I like bsky but man people are SUPER horny on main please know that if I block you for being incredibly horny on main, it is not at all a comment on morality or anything, I'm sure you are absolutely wonderful as a person, but there really is Some Shit in the discovery feed, whew just ace, is all

I'm so fucking tired of ancient white men ruining literally everything about my present and future

this woman is a national fucking treasure

I need everyone to know that I FUCKING CALLED IT AND I WAS SO RIGHT www.youtube.com/watch?v=geiT...

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people have literally been killed under this regime and the plan of the democrats is to coordinate their wardrobe for tonight's speech hundreds of millions spent on troops in our own streets to shoot us and they're just. gonna wear the same colour DON'T FUCKING SHOW UP! HOW ABOUT THAT NEW IDEA

Another fun fact: If "Mr. Brightside" were a person, it would be old enough to go to a bar and drink and belt out "Mr. Brightside."

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

I'm just gonna put it out there: July 4th is my birthday and I strongly recommend all y'all celebrate me instead of... whatever's currently going on in the USA

For those keeping score at home:

A white man in Dillard, Oregon was arrested for stopping people on the freeway to demand at gunpoint that they tell him if they were citizens. He shot and missed one + attempted to get another in his truck to bring to police. Before his spree, he called local PD to complain about "foreign" people.

silksong as a game was way too hard and mostly infuriated me, BUT: holy shit the soundtrack fucking slaps

Missile Launcher doesn’t know what to do when this happens.

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

thank you neighbors for digging out the rest of my drive I initially dug out just enough to get my car out and walk to the mailbox but they just came around and dug out the rest I think they recognize I am kind of puny, I do appreciate it

Remember, y'all. This is a myth, but the metaphor is still accurate. A frog in boiling water would have to keep choosing to stay there in order to die there.

the absolute best thing about bsky is that it has been established from the start that you just fucking block people I have no shame about it. I'm not arguing with you in comments. I'm not entertaining your bullshit and I don't care. good riddance also blocking just to clean up feed tho

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

everything feels bad, man

FUCK YOU SILKSONG I WIN As a final 'fuck you', it turns out I encountered the disappearing silk spool glitch, which means I can only beat the game at 99% and there is no patch. Seems appropriate that this is incredibly infuriating like 80% of the game was. But FUCK YOU I WIN.

Yesterday, these incompetent fucks were just going door-to-door in a neighborhood near my house at 8:30 in the morning. School buses were driving through trying to pick up kids, people were out walking their dogs, and people were taking out their trash cans.

published this and was then immediately without internet for 3+ hours to share it so please read 🙏

Bonus photo: t-posing for dominance over the white fang

I convinced the RWBY photoshoot at magfest to do a ‘Ruby bothering Weiss’ picture and it was everything I could have hoped for

accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"

The very fist time I played Morrowind. I was doing the usual thing you do in video games - picking up every single object - and got called out for stealing. It was absolutely shocking to me at the time that a game could detect that.

Microslop

Happy new year from Alaska yall