This monkey is clearly a journalist

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Pondering a bunch of sneering, sniggering twats in Berlin about 1931, gathering around a cabaret table to agree that, when that buffoon Hitler gets in, and everything falls apart around his ears, that'll really show all the idiots what they should have done instead.

Shame.

todos os cilindros há 1 ano para uma lei laboral que ng pediu, mas a transposição da diretiva europeia para a transparência salarial, no colo deste gov desde 2023, é só ***cri cri cri cri* expresso.pt/semanario/ec...

Today in History: Benito Mussolini executed

Denials that aren't worth the paper they aren't written on.

Quando este governo tiver privatizado a TAP, desmantelado a CP (oferecendo as partes melhores ao Barraqueiro), reduzido o IRC e aprovado a reforma laboral, o seu trabalho estará completo. Nenhuma destas políticas foi plebiscitada pelo povo. Provavelmente, nenhuma passaria em referendo.

A revolução mais bonita. O dia mais bonito. Sempre.

Happy 80th, King 🚬 #johnwaters #filmsky

Bom dia

O @walterdomingos.bsky.social tem aqui conta mas n anda por aqui, vou roubar-lhe um video e respetivo comentário "Luís Neves, ministro da Administração Interna, “envia para um aterro sanitário” a intenção da extrema-direita de tornar o movimento antifascista “Antifa” num grupo terrorista."

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The reasons are different of course but I understand how Obama’s wins created an entire electorate full of people who just wanted to hurt the libs, because that’s what I want now for them. I want Dems to be the party conservatives think they are. Grind them down to the bone.

"Mas será no mínimo muito estranho se o Presidente ficar na fotografia como apoiante de uma reforma que continua a ser só defendida pelas forças políticas que se recusaram a apoiá-lo na segunda volta." Mais que estranho, uma traição. www.publico.pt/2026/04/20/o...

Thr South Korean president criticized Israel, Israel got super mad about the mention of the Holocaust, and not the far worse reference. The president compared them to imperial Japan, which is like the worst thing a Korean can call anyone or anything www.theverge.com/policy/91358...

DON’T DIE ON US BLUESKY YOU CAN’T DIE MELON FUSK IS STILL ALIVE

Estamos todos de parabéns.

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

It’s way more preposterous that Trump would depict himself as a doctor than Jesus.

if this guy can play guitar, he's IRL Buckaroo Banzai

Good luck, Hungarians

Vai em 60 405. Podíamos chegar aos 68.000 :-) 4 vezes o número da petição dos imbecis :-)

Nesta primeira página está a mentira que é o Chega: o taberneiro gosta do Orbán, o taberneiro gosta do Trump, ali na sombra, Orbán é a toupeira de Putin, também ali na sombra, Trump e Orbán gostam de Putin, mas o taberneiro não tem nada a ver com isso, é muito europeu e pró UE

More curiosity than the NY Times

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

Meus queridos Blueys, venho por este meio anunciar que a partir de hoje, todas as 6ªs, no site da revista revista Visão, será publicado um cartoon da minha autoria. Aumentem o tráfego! visao.pt/simbalinos-a...

o medina foi perseguido durante 8 anos, pelo mp e imprensa, por uma conversa assim entre terceiros. o primeiro-ministro foi implicado pela pgr num suposto caso de corrupção, ao contrário deste desfeito pelos juizes, por uma conversa como esta entre terceiros. agora é uma nota de rodapé.

"If any of you, in any way, hate homosexuals, people of a different color or women, please do this one favor for us - leave us the fuck alone. Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records." Kurt Cobain, in 1993

We are the lucky ones. We have an apt, a second passport, an uncle in Canada. Relatives in villages up the coast. But I don’t want to leave. This is my home. What do you do when home becomes a dystopia.

He's talking about using nuclear weapons in Iran. I always figured his fear of nukes would keep him in check, but he's so disinhibited that it seems like anything is now possible. Removing him before he has a chance to order a nuclear release would be a good idea, but it's not going to happen.

The divider in chief.

Quem lá continua a publicar é cúmplice, convençam-me do contrário.

Pretty staggering that the FT Trump interview opens with ‘if NATO doesn’t help us sort this mess, there’ll be problems’ and ends with ‘Russia might be helping target American soldiers, but really that’s sort of fair enough - we started it’. www.ft.com/content/1ca6...

They blew up USAid and doomed millions to an agonizing death but a video of them being an idiot on camera is causing reputational damage

Sha la la la

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True freedom is strong social security, universal healthcare, inclusive education for all children, and a safe and protective society.

30 years ago Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club accurately predicted that men under late capitalism, empty consumers who had come to think of themselves as “the middle children of history” with no great wars to fight, would eventually prank and shitpost their way into fascism.

Gross! Charlie Kirk as one of the “Heroes of American Education”.

#ObservatorioXis Um dos maiores propagadores de mentira e fake news no Xis participou numa conferência em "defesa da verdade num tempo de desinformação organizada" porque "a verdade não se relativiza, defende-se". Estas merdas não se inventam...

This is all you need to know about what Pete Kegstand did today

Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a 56-year-old partially blind Rohingya refugee who spoke little English, was found dead Tuesday in Buffalo, about five miles from where Border Patrol agents had dropped him off after they picked him up from county jail. https://wapo.st/4cOY5u3

O Passos Coelho é um necrófago que deambula na periferia da nossa realidade social e politica, ansiando que o povo cansado e desesperado lhe entregue os restos comatosos do estado social, pois sabe que em nenhuma outra condição que não a do mais profundo desespero, tal poderá novamente acontecer.

Cartoon by Nick Anderson

"O precedente", diz o pantomineiro do pin derterrorist.blogs.sapo.pt/o-precedente...