He’s opted for the ‘golden dome’.

Right, so the only ones who don’t get it are trapped in a MAGA cult. That’s the complication.

🔴Trump’s Greenland Delusion Runs Aground in Davos For all his attempted bullying, taunts and threats, Trump’s delusional Davos speech revealed a man who is far weaker than he appears, argues @alexhh.bsky.social bylinetimes.com/2026/01/21/d...

In the light of further unhinged displays from the MAGA cult leader….

Has anyone tried just ignoring the old ****?

Trump is a rancid magpie, pathologically attracted to gold stuff.

Oh. You mean to say his crazy tariff scheme doesn’t work?

Rumour has it Jenrick will advise Farage about going on the pen and getting veneers. A style consultant, if you will.

A reason we always need subject reporters to unpick the headlines. #expertsonscreen

Today a Michigan man had to deal with a lunatic who was wildly screaming expletives in a complete fit of rage when Donald Trump infested his workplace at Ford, Dearborn. With huge gratitude to T J Sabula of the United Auto Workers Local 600 for dealing with this outrage so effectively.

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

The government sits and watches as Heba dies. It's heartbreaking, horrible, almost impossible to compute. Didn't people vote in the hope (however forlorn) of ending the Tories' psychopathic mode of government? Yet on it goes, under Keir Starmer. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Congratulations to HOT HOOVES on trotting off to his new political home. I for one, will not forget your equine services, sir. The mistakenly tax-payer funded stables had underfloor heating. Very thoughtful.

I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!

Bari Weiss and RFK Jr are exactly who we said they were.

There is no suggestion of any wrongdoing by the US President.

This is always fun to do. We didn’t let the gloom get to us but we do stare doom in the eye.

Are media orgs up to the job of reviewing the Epstein files dump and fighting for redactions to be lifted? Can they put survivor justice at the core and look at patterns and systemic cover up? Do they understand the dynamics of sexual abuse sufficiently?

Last week the Daily Mail was busy running multiple stories about how poor David wasn’t going to be with his boy for Christmas. Today a change of tack.

Absolutely reeling from the level of deception here. So pleased Times and Mail have brought these important allegations to mass audience as hitherto they’ve only been extensively paraded on Guido Fawkes website for the last two years. Next: investigate ALL her Brownie badge ‘claims’.

A little flex there toward Shein/Temu. Reeves saying she will Close de minimis duty loophole they exploit. Wonder if this means she won’t let them IPO? #budget

How is this not the top story on every news bulletin? This has been happening for years and instead of doing anything to protect children successive governments have made the situation worse. This isn't just on councils. It is part of failings on a State level. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

That final point is absolutely crucial.

Anybody who had a vision to bring American levels of political, cultural and social polarisation to Britain - whether their motive was clicks or cash, ideology, boredom or anything else - would make it their top strategic priority to abolish the BBC, or to damage and diminish it at the very least

British media has lost the plot. The BBC ‘coup’ stuff is so wild. Somehow Newsnight turned into Dallas. I will never understand how Robbie Gibb was handed power. Today’s issue of the News Agents definitely worth listening to too.

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

A friendly reminder that Spotify is running ads for ICE recruitment

I absolutely hate it when Farage (rhyme with Carriage) is having a good day. The toady (who coincidentally resembles a toad) is determined to deliver his master the BBC on a platter. 🤮

It’s such a coincidence that all the issues that a bloke called Michael Prescott - a PR reputation spin doctor guy has highlighted in his dossier that has apparently caused the BBC to implode - are right wing shibboleths. I feel like I’m actually going mad.

I don’t believe anybody resigned over this? Just a misguided edit that upset the Orange Fuhrer then is it?

Those of who believe in the necessity of a public broadcaster with editorial standards were sold Tim Davie as a necessary bulwark to the right wing agenda of dismantling the bbc. Was he some sort of sleeper cell? In a world first I agreed w Craig Oliver & Nick Robinson just now.

Lovely man. Will be missed. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I didn’t think this night could get any better.

I’m really sorry to ask this, but I live near a farm and the sheep in the field seem incredibly listless. One is now struggling to breathe and at least two have died already. Farmers tell me sheep are prone to keeling over, but this seems more than previous years.

‘America gave Donald Trump a bloody nose’. Waking up to the best news in a long time.

‘Human-induced climate change increased wind speeds and rainfall from Hurricane Melissa, according to a new rapid analysis by World Weather Attribution’ but Bill (Gates) wants us to cool it on climate. Bit expensive. open.substack.com/pub/theweath...

This is an unfolding climate tragedy. Offers of help after the storm, ok, but what was needed was global alliance slashing greenhouse gas emissions. Due to lack of action, Jamaica has experienced dangerous sea level rise, making storm surges deadly. This is a climate cost. Right now.

Beyond crazy. Trump’s administration trolling the White House ‘major events’ timeline. Absolutely batshit.

Our Special Little Boy tore down half the White House. What a scamp.

The new Pentagon Press Corps will include conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' website Infowars. It comes after the departure of most mainstream journalists over their refusal to sign up to the department's new restrictive policies on reporting.

No doubt.

This made me wonder this morning. It’s ok. The full title is ‘addressing the invisibility of menopausal women. As you were.

'Get rid of the migrants or I'll become a migrant' is quite the argument

I am delighted to report that Su Pollard was at the airport this morning which is how all Thursdays ought to start. Hi-de-hi!

So many questions that reform should be asked tonight. Will they be asked any of them though?

This lot clearly have English degrees. Especially Unicorn.

Distressing war zone scenes from Portland. Unicorn is out of control.

Weirdly, Kemi would’ve benefited from an English degree.

Amended profile coming soon: Lucy Siegle, Green scammer and climate con-jobber with rip-off degree. Don’t these people care about my self esteem?

Honestly, I preferred Keith Harris and Orville.