Darach Ó Séaghdha 2 months ago
"hey Banville, you must be pretty happy-"
"Guess again, dickhead!"
They said that everyone except Banville was overjoyed to hear of Banville's good fortune.
Banville, however, dreaded nights of small talk at deplorable functions with €9 wine, poseurs, the loud, mispronounced canapés, and Boyne.
add a skeleton here at some point