Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

@rangedtouch.bsky.social My 10-year-old daughter drew this for the Smaug description challenge.

Can’t help thinking of @greatdismal.bsky.social when I read this

Let’s check in with people who threatened to leave Zohran Mamdani’s NYC: defector.com/lets-check-i...

@mattcolville.bsky.social my Draw Steel hardcovers arrived yesterday. Unfortunately, I have not been able to enjoy them because my 10-year-olds have been pouring over them nonstop! Congrats to you and team on the release.

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

New York City, I can see a future with you. And it’s one we can afford. Our new ad just aired during The Golden Bachelor.

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God. Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well. forward.com/opinion/7575...

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.

there are so many great things about generative AI! here are some of my favorites <3

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

Last night at Moth Night, we saw a lot more than moths. The highlight was happening upon this beaver absolutely chowing down on some wood, corn on the cob style. You’re gonna want to put your sound on for this one.

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

wondering if the actions i take in my own home can or cannot affect the outcomes of national basketball association games. because often *i* am doing everything correctly on my end wrt Couch Position and other things of that nature. and yet

I just launched a free service to discover illustration talent. Handpicked with an art director's eye, unbiassed and including direct links to the artists so you can immediately contact / commission them. http://theillustrated.org

I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

Everybody's upset abt this or that thing Dems did or didn't do at the faux-SOTU. Poor messaging, poor this, bad that. Very few of those things matter much or will be things we'll remember in a couple months. What they do on the CR really does matter. A LOT. That shld be 10x more focus anything else.

shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable

@cabel.panic.com Have you tried these before? I figured there was a non-zero chance.

@siracusa.bsky.social emoji-only chapter titles on the latest ATP ep? How could you let this happen?

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"

@robzacny.bsky.social Thanks for recommending The Tainted Cup. I thoroughly enjoyed it. If you have any other detective + [other genre] mashups to recommend, I would love to hear them.

Harris will win 500 electoral votes if she gets on the white dudes call now and promises us a new Master and Commander movie

WOW. WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS???

i had to go shopping for a dress and as a result i am now advocating for a butlerian jihad aftermath.site/i-hate-techn...

Today’s bake for brother’s 40th. I believe I have outdone myself.

@rangedtouch.bsky.social Thank you for introducing me to Book of the New Sun. Loving Earthsea so far too. With all the authentic sailing stuff in both of these, I would like you to consider Patrick O’Brian’s books for a future unit/season.

I would watch this show.

Michael Clayton would be a perfect film if they had more clearly tied it into the rest of the MCU