"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both" Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.

Tired of using the same generic audit for every client? It's time to build something that truly wows them. In our new course, the brilliant @greggifford.bsky.social will guide you in creating powerful, custom local SEO audits. 🎓 Enrol in the course today. www.brightlocal.com/blog/new-aca...

I'm guesting on Dane Saville's webinar next week - and I'm going to be doing LIVE audits of Google Business Profiles. Want me to check yours out? Comment on this post or use the contact form on the SearchLab site to submit your business! Go get registered: searchlab.wistia.com/live/events/...

How am I only just seeing this fantastic article by @nikkipilkington.bsky.social? A breath of fresh air. nikki-pilkington.com/generative-e...

Trump apparently doesn’t want commerce with other countries; just war.

June 8, 1985: 40 years ago, "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. #80s Held the top spot for 2 weeks. Find out about the song's music video here > 80sxchange.com/post/flashba...

Wow Some people will do anything to change the subject from their relationship with Epstein

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart to @ipullrank and the #seoweek team for letting me do some crazy shit with this presentation, it was a blast and an honor to be a part of such a ridiculously awesome conference…

Hey #seoweek - after the break, IT’S ON

Your brand should be the expert on your brand, y’all @crystalontheweb.bsky.social #seoweek

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

Woah! @dalebertrand.bsky.social started a religion in high school?!?! (I really need details on this now…) #seoweek

Be here at 3:15 or you’re going to regret missing my session… #seoweek

Kicking off day 3 of #seoweek with the always awesome @aleyda.bsky.social

Check out what @maxprin.com did with our photo last night:

AOC: We heard that we should take your word that Medicaid will be protected — that we should trust you that no one is going to be affected by this. But as a woman, the word was given that my rights would not be taken away by the Supreme Court — and that wasn’t true.

Getting to hear @dawnieando.bsky.social at #seoweek is an absolute treat.

We’re all sharing what should be internal reports… external reports should get to the point quickly, and clients just care about how much money they’re making @brieeanderson.bsky.social #seoweek

@brieeanderson.bsky.social has a super rad (and very on brand) background behind/between her slides at #seoweek

Me, watching @wilreynolds.bsky.social at #seoweek

@ianlurie.bsky.social have you seen this?!? shop.wizkids.com/products/d-d...

@garrettsussman.bsky.social has RAD slides at #seoweek

If you’re at #seoweek, you really don’t want to miss my presentation tomorrow about the 3 Dimensions of Local Search…

The more authority you have in search, the more you are seen in LLMs, yo! @jroakes.bsky.social

Awesome original research on LLM visibility by the incredible @jroakes.bsky.social #seoweek

Vaccine scientists and medical leaders have announced they are launching an unprecedented initiative to react to vaccine misinformation and scientifically unfounded vaccine decisions by the U.S. government. scim.ag/3ES9r1Q

Y’all… the venue for #seoweek is SICK

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us

How much do you think it costs to make a pair of Nike shoes in Asia? Before you open this thread, take a guess. Settle on a number and then compare it to what you'll learn in this thread. 🧵

Had to get my annual selfie with @suzukik.bsky.social at #brightonseo

So @lilyray.nyc’s presentation is awesome (and her history-themed slides are gorgeous)… But having her constantly listing the dates of Google updates is making me feel super old… #brightonseo

“SEO industry dinosaurs”. I feel seen. @lilyray.nyc at #BrightonSEO

Best slide of #brightonseo goes to @lilyray.nyc with her awesome history-themed deck and the amazing image of Renaissance era @randfish.bsky.social

Overheard at #brightonSEO: "I've spilled lentils in my bag." Also overheard: "This is the best #brightonSEO I've ever been to." Why ~wouldn't~ you want to come in October? Book now at the lowest price. (If you're here, check your email for an even lower one.) brightonSEO.com/register

@markwilliamscook.com wins best shirt at #brightonseo this year…

Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.

Is traffic even a KPI anymore? #brightonseo @raygrieselhuber.bsky.social

Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married? Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote. Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...

@iamazeemdigital.com dude! We have to catch up… lunch tomorrow?

Holy crap, y’all! Check out what popped up in my Timehop this morning… #brightonseo

Google released a MAJOR update to Map Pack search results over the weekend... check out the details and get on your updates ASAP: searchlabdigital.com/blog/breakin...

Mar 22, 1985: 40 years ago, The Last Dragon was released in theaters. #80s Has always been a guilty pleasure favorite of mine.

Mar 22, 1985: 40 years ago, Tears for Fears released "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" as the 3rd single from Songs from the Big Chair. #80s Find about the song's music video here > 80sxchange.com/post/flashba...

Important. Either Trump is so far gone mentally he doesn’t know what he’s doing, or people are acting in his name without his knowledge. This was an order with enormous implications, and the President of the United States says he didn’t do it.

Such a great reminder to focus on the right needs, not "high volume". @smxmuenchen.bsky.social @dalebertrand.bsky.social #smxmunich

Hey everyone at #smxmunich - make sure you come to the main stage at 12:10 for my epic movie-themed presentation on using UGC to improve your site content... there are 100 sci-fi movies with at least one for every year in the last 57 years!

So psyched to see @davidmihm.bsky.social up next at #smxmunich

Drop traffic as a KPI @randfish.bsky.social #smxmunich