If you can't say something mean but true, don't say nothing at all.

Cats don't understand or respect daylight savings time, and that should be reason enough to end the practice forever.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Can anyone point me to any Star Wars toy ships/vehicles appropriate for a six year old? My grandson loves playing with my Micro Machines AT-AT, but we'd like to avoid getting him anything with small pieces that his baby sister might try to eat.

Idk what must be going through the current leaderships heads, but I'd imagine that if I were a General hauled all the way across the world just to be told to lose weight and shave every day, I'd be really fkn pissed.

Ladies and enby's, a PSA. Back in 1995 I allowed myself to be strongly influenced to pluck my brows until they were pencil thin so I could look like Drew Barrymore. It's 30 years later and they haven't grown back. I can't tell you how much I regret this decision.

Jonesy

I can't make it to this Rapture, I have a kitchen remodel to finish.

Me: the internet is awful and you should avoid it Also me: IT'S FAT BEAR WEEK CHECK YOUR PHONE DHAIFBSJ

The shopkeeper

There’s likely an organized campaign going on to incite you to say stuff that’s gonna get you suspended or banned (or worse). The right has mentioned the Bluesky reaction to this incident repeatedly. They’re here to find targets. Don’t let them rile you up and goad you into something you’ll regret.

Happy birthday (anniversary?) to the show that made it ok for weird little kids like me to be interested in weird, spooky things.

This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence. www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...

My friends that work at UVU are safe. 🙏

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

Uh hey, a heads up: This is probably a good time to make sure that you go into settings on your profiles and make sure that "autoplay video" is turned off. Setting labels like 'violence' to "hide" or "don't show" is likewise a good idea if you don't want to see the TPUSA shooting by accident.

Important:

Reserving my judgement on what just happened at UVU until we get confirmation but uhhhhh

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

How am I doing?

In the immortal words of Nadja: "Be strong sweet little one. Some day they will all be dead and you will do a shit on all of their graves"

QRP with your favorite portrait you’ve drawn. Look at my son

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Starting a kitchen remodel because I'm already stressed out so why not.

Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell: “I have spent the last 17 years in my own prison for what she, Jeffrey, and all the co-conspirators did to me. I was raped three times a day. Ghislaine must die in prison.”

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

They took out the Cracker *and* the Barrel?!?!?!

Alien: Earth is nailing the little details that made me love the original movie so much.

When you live in the dark with four cats, you greatly increase your odds of lovingly saying hello to a balled up t-shirt or a pillow

I don’t care what anyone else thinks, I liked “Kenobi”.

XL Brown Sugar Boba from Sunny Honey to get me through this Friday afternoon!

okay Courtney really beat my answer. LOLOL

Sleeping peacefully knowing that she's not a TERF.

I have a fair bit of stuff on my desk, but by far the one that gets the most compliments is my Bob-blehead. #bobross

It breaks my heart that we get exactly one run through life and somehow, some people decide they want to spend that finite, precious time trying to hurt others.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

yes, obviously

i don't understand how i'm supposed to get actual stuff done but also watch 12 hours of X-Files a day, make it make sense

I really enjoyed #FantasticFour! I thought the story, the pace, and the casting were all great, but the retro 60s space-age details made it shine.

any way, if you don't want people to celebrate when you die, try to leave the world in a better place when you leave instead of making it worse for everyone idk

My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me.

“…We take what’s left.” #Andor

WIP Cinta Kaz #Andor

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror