These ears. 😍

I DMd a D&D game for the Kansas City Chiefs! It’s live on their YouTube! youtu.be/likJfWs1gJI?...

The @clovermtg.bsky.social discord has a cute server tag now. Come join the conversations there with us! discord.gg/bRVGhQpFD

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

Sister in-laws fiancé put on HP. 🤢🤮

Was sent a "totally thought of you" text that included a video about being a wife guy. Glad people understand who I am, fundamentally.

Do you like playing Pauper? Then I have a little holiday present for you! My 2025 update for my Comprehensive Guide to Pauper Playables list is live over at @coolstuffinc.com! It's a great evergreen tool for you to explore your deckbuilding options! #MTGPauper www.coolstuffinc.com/a/paigesmith...

Weird how you never hear about the U.S. Military facing a “tight squeeze” or “losing money”

sometimes holidays are hard for the hotties and I just want to say that's okay. Found family is family, traditions are made to be destroyed. I love you, queers and sluts and family black sheeps and anyone else feeling lonely this season 💕

Supporting hate is a good way to become my enemy.

Snow-covered Rishadan Port. Merry Christmas Eve!

Got a nice early holiday gift. Getting exactly what I was hoping for.

I can't wait to scream this at pre-release next year anytime one of my creatures gets hit with a kill spell.

Conducting a card sale and want a vouch/reference reply to this thread! If anyone has traded with me or bought anything from me or trusted me with a high $$ transaction before, please respond!

Getting updates on the pedo-files from my wife. Holy shit these people are absolute monsters

They say theater is dying, then kill the theater. I was really looking forward to watching this and munching on overpriced snacks. 😞

Men: Im shy about my emotions, but not my genitals.

Work is stressful but I feel cute.

Please help if you can This is my nephew and he needs a life saving surgery gofund.me/233f7eaf1

Just had my most dominating game of TFT. Went 21 wins before getting a loss then won on the 23rd player combat. Almost perfect victory.

Went 1-2. Had a blast.

wizards i will literally pay out of pocket for you to hire interpreters for PT interviews. players deserve to express their thoughts clearly and comfortably in their native language, and it'll make for a better overall viewing experience too!!

Pro tip: If you like to collect the dice/click wheels from special bundles but don't want to pay the price or need any of the packs/cards, buy them second-hand off Ebay. $10-$15 USD. www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...

Thank you so much to @girudo.bsky.social for making me an ambassador for their platform!!! www.girudo.com/girudo-ambas...

Im legit excited to play Magic tonight. It been a week and ive missed paper Magic something fierce.

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

A little holiday hack project we put together: The Gradeyard Grade cards and see how the community grades your cards: manapool.com/gradeyard

The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.

"I don't need popsicle tequila."

Reposting with alt text because I felt it too important no to share

Got some nice seats for @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social tonight w/ @aylikatt.bsky.social

Trauma is dumb and I hate it. 😭😭😭

You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?" Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.

Oathbreaker is great as long as you stop asking me why my signature spell is Telling Time instead of something optimal.

S: FF and ATLA A: EOE B: INR C: SPM and TDM D: DFT

oh my god

Just got some kick ass news! Cant share it yet though.

It seems that Kai not doing well, so people are posting their memories of him in this thread, where he will be able to read them. #mtg x.com/MartinJuza/s...

We have been blessed with a great many booster packs. We have been cursed in that a lot of them are Spiderman, and it's not particularly great in sealed. You know what it IS fun in, though? Niche microformats. Come hang on Sunday as we teach you one. 10pm ET! twitch.tv/SteelCityMTG

Feeling out of it today and have at least 2 more hours of work.

Although I was the 2️⃣nd person tagged, I am THE numbah 1️⃣ person 4️⃣ the job. Count me in. Let’s raise some money 4️⃣ a good cause! Fuck Cancer.

PSA for folks shipping via USPS this holiday season: Priority/Priority Flat Rate are stupid expensive now, Ground Advantage is fine and is the default way to ship parcels. PirateShip.com is free to use and WAY WAY CHEAPER than the counter service too, just print labels off online and drop them off.

True true.

I have a free Commander Deluxe Weekend Pass for Spotlight: Lorwyn Eclipsed to give away! February 6-8 in Toronto, Canada. If you want to come enjoy the Command Zone, repost this and follow me. I'll pick a winner on Sunday, December 21! If you don't win, code BOSH still gets you $5 off 💰

So, I got approved for a room, but I need to raise $700 before the 1st in order go get it. Really don't have an option other than to ask for help even though I hate doing it. Shares appreciated and anything helps! Cashapp: $hazefoxy Venmo: @eviefairchild

he can't get a bad photo for the same reason the other guys can't get a good photo - editors exist and they are letting you know how they feel

Dear future self, Please take the time to attempt to sort your collection. You have no organization right now. Yours truly, Present self.

If you'd like to help, you can send a digital Kroger gift card to [email protected]. If you'd like to not help, don't do anything. I'm not your mom.

omg they rebranded ice cream