WHY THE FCK IS A PINK DEAD-BLOW HAMMER $300?!? The standard orange is $20-30.

Been coughing and sneezing so hard my fckn abs hurt

men baddies? we used to go to war…

Friday thru Sunday! Me and @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app are live in DC! At the DC Comedy Loft!!! 5 shows so come get you tickets!!! www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

"Men Baddies" shut the fuck up and change some brake pads nigga.

A man jealous of the attention women receive is a sad annoying muthafucka. Bereft of depth and substance and not understanding all attention ain't good attention.

Papi lands Wednesday night. Can’t wait to run the streets with my favorite guy.

CJ stay tryna crack slick like I’m not a bitchy little wordsmith 😂

Happy winter solstice to everyone who’s excited to start getting some sunlight back

Whitney Houston has no damn business being done!

Not enough votes for Ashanti

The worst part about seeing Musiq live is knowing he has to sing Love and NOTHING about that is a good time

Pewww

I love her, I do, but let’s not pretend here.

Nobody likes Logic songs. Be serious

That man has nice legs 😍

They're doing a fascism and i still gotta pay bills.

She done ripped the dang cereal bag down the middle and I kinda don’t want it anymore. I don’t trust kid hands 🤢🤢. Gonna send the whole box home with her.

Being a kid’s safe space is losing all your personal space. Can’t even potty in peace 😩. Niece and dog in here tryna yap and keep me company.

My dog spends more time in the mirror than I do. She’s obsessed with playing in the mirror.

I have been accused of having no filter. I have one. I use it a lot. This is what gets through. I can be meaner.

Quietly is doing some heavy lifting here

so we are to believe that a hispanic mass shooter went up north and engaged in mass shooting and now we have to cancel visas that we wanted to cancel anyway?

Uber is doing a wrap up and I feared that was a bit too much of my business but it showed how much I saved this year not how much I spent lls

I will let that timer run out like minutes on my phone. I would not pay by the minute or the hour to stay alive not in this country or economy

Because they agree but don't want to say it first

Tried to be productive now I’m standing in a line to get into Costco 😩😩

I need my headphones to be able to decipher and let me hear all them lil elements of the song in the back. Those lil bells and twinkles and whistles and shit? I need to HEAR ALLUVIT

Program so strict you gotta know somebody to know somebody to get an invite for tryouts

I need a new big girl job. I want an Annie’s Ibiza dress or 3

Losing yourself in a man is so tired and done to death. It’s so afterschool special.

400 years of kidnapping, forced labor and white terror just to get to 2025 and WHITE PEOPLE still not being able to call out racism. Y'all authors and pundits are losers and I hope y'all get what them fuckin Nazis want for US.

CJ telling me not to ask for anything over 3 when I had my eyes on a pair of Jimmy Choos threw me for a loop lowkey. Lemme see what dad talking bout 🥹

Out shopping with CJ and MomMom. Everybody is truly funemployed here cuz it’s crowded everywhere

Chicago-based artist Theaster Gates will draw from two vast photographic archives — including vintage images from Ebony and Jet — in his commission for the Obama Presidential Center, which will open late next spring.

For the people who asked, I do regret to inform you this wishlist is on Amazon. I hate it here too, but it’s the most frictionless option for my peeps who asked. No presh or expectations. Logistics beat my ethics JUST this one time 😩😅

Hey 👋🏾 hey you 🫵🏾

There’s a big ass bruise on my hip and not the fun kind. I knocked tf out of my hip with the door handle last night calling myself storming off 😩

There are giants, and then there is Donna Summer. The singer has been posthumously inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

ChatGPT can’t drive these cars. Use your fckn heads!!!

I wanna petition the state to administer IQ tests along with the road test. These drivers are DUMB!!!

The brains are not on and I’m beginning y’all to use them. Exercise those neurons!!!

IT'S TOO MANY BALLS

Ladybug said the tree is giving girly pop. Waiting on my big bow topper and more velvet bows.

My brother nearly crushed me with a couch this morning, and I started singing “squeezed in the middle smack dab in the middle” 🤣🤣🤣

Bully them everywhere.

If my chest cavity looked like it was designed on Cybertron i would also be unhappy

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Buy her some anklets so you can hear them jingling in your ear

To be fair, if this doesn't make you move, neither me nor Young Metro trust you.