IT'S TOO MANY BALLS

Ladybug said the tree is giving girly pop. Waiting on my big bow topper and more velvet bows.

My brother nearly crushed me with a couch this morning, and I started singing “squeezed in the middle smack dab in the middle” 🤣🤣🤣

Bully them everywhere.

If my chest cavity looked like it was designed on Cybertron i would also be unhappy

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Buy her some anklets so you can hear them jingling in your ear

To be fair, if this doesn't make you move, neither me nor Young Metro trust you.

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You heard him!!

Spending the day with CJ and that 7 yr old today. Pray for me!! They wanna decorate the tree. I haven't even bought one and don't want to.

Give her money and tell her she's pretty all 2026

Every December y'all learn that young black intern thought up Spotify Wrapped without credit for her idea

That’s it that’s all! Move forward in 2026 with this wisdom!

As a teen, I used to stop my dad on his way out the door for work and say “run then pockets” and he would hand me his wallet 🤣🤣🤣

Give that woman that money

Our money doesn't spend the same as yours 😊🤭

I started scrolling through that discontinued foods account, and I think I'm glad my mom didn't let us have junk food as kids. Some of that stuff is just strange.

Legos are fucking expensive. If Congress can't do nothing else, they need to address that.

I’m sorry but this is stupid. Why would you, as a married man, get Plan B delivered to your office?! FOO’!

Losing and cheating?!? Hated himself.

lou lou was a multi-generational hater omg lmaooooo i can't wait to see this film.

I really need every man following me to read and understand this. Unbridled lust won’t do anything but cause you to lose everything you’ve worked so hard to attain.

Thought this was the 90 day fiance guy 🤣🤣

Remember ladies: u not heavy, that🥷🏿just need to GET IN THE GYM!!!!😂😂

“Do stuff that make sense” Me on a loop whenever I have that little girl. A living breathing headache. I am NEVER having a child!!!

I have had enough of men for the calendar year. I have nothing but violence to offer you.

Biting my tongue because I need his help, but as soon as Brandon untwists this cap in this truck, I’m punching him in the throat.

It’s not even 9 am. I didn’t even give the day a chance. I took my vitamins and then my dog and I hit the sidewalk

CJ has brought light roast coffee into my home and not even my favorite oat milk creamer can save this weak ass coffee. This is a dark roast/espresso home. I need to feel my coffee.

Pluto got me fckd up bruh 😒

I want a desert eagle. Let me call my Papi 😊

Has retrograde ended cuz I chose my words carefully last week but I wanna double back and curse that man out today cuz I’ve had time to ruminate

The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has been tracking abortion trends for decades, but this year’s report — including some of the earliest federal data reflecting the effect of significant changes to abortion access nationwide – has been pushed back until spring.

The biggest grift is them trying to make us think RFK is this healthy he-man. He probably had to lay down a couple hours after straining for those pull ups. He's riddled with parasites. He looks the part of the grim reaper he is.

Time’s 2025 Athlete of the Year…A’ja Wilson! Best Women’s Hooper on the planet!! And as I have said before…NO MATTER WHAT they try to portray or tell you…A’ja Wilson IS THE FACE OF THE LEAGUE!!

Stop trying with this loser 💩

Please tell me other people played this as a kid. I was OBSESSED.

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I was called fine three times tonight. Can’t tell me shit

Janet Go Deep Timbaland Remix is so jammy

One of my main issues with XY-chromosomes is the speed at which y’all process information. Speed it up. Get those wheels turning faster. Why y’all brains work like that?? Pissing me off.

We rockin stilettos hoe

Then as now ...

franklin 😂

A reminder…

I had two French 75’s at dinner and missed the cousins walk then had to board a plane so I’ll be taking a “sibling walk” at some point this morning

I miss having a president that knew stuff

My jaw has dropped three times. That's enough internet for me today. Back to my book.

I track my mama, niece, and besties like I track my packages