this is a masterpiece

40 fucking times she was stabbed. My heart breaks for my sisters. 💔

you can't restore a thing that never existed

It must be so infuriating for liberals to have spent decades scolding progressives who ask for any improvement in their quality of life with "it simply can't be done" and then a progressive gets elected and he simply Does It

Practicing makeup so I can look worth fucking.

This is who you're asking to draw you getting your guts rearranged by a demon with a horse cock.

(Spoiler: THe real issue people getting upset about it have? We're middle aged and that's a hard pill to swallow.)

Cal & Kiira: be quiet and drive

I should go to sleep but my recreation meter isn’t full yet

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I visited a nice store today 🎥: @pylon.bsky.social

computers are not magic and I should not have to interact with them like I'm making a fae bargain

Well holy shit this is why allists are so fucking glamoured by AI. It makes the computer imprecise, and error prone, like their own language, so it is like a compatibility layer that makes it so "normies" can "program" but with non-deterministic results.

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"Get healed bottom."

Does anyone else hit the "Show" button before reading the post or even the name of the poster, go "aw fuck I didn't wanna see that" and then have a laugh at how dumb you are because it literally said in the post exactly what was in the picture? Just me? Oh okay

Wanna shout this out and make some subtext text: Amazing things are created by their constraints. The constraints are the thing that takes it from being competent to amazing. I'm not a big art knower, I'm an engineer, so I'll speak authoritatively about engineering and swing back to art.

Current mood:

It's so common that we might as well call it Economist's Disease when people decide that if their hypothesis and the observed results in practice don't match that they insist that there must be a variable concealing that their hypothesis was right, never that their hypothesis might have missed one.

Also please ignore when I said that once someone has a billion dollars they should no longer count as a human but a dragon, and if someone slays them it's not a crime but a reason to have a big feast, the hand of a beautiful maiden in marriage, and for songs to be written about their heroic act.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

The current moment in tech is loosely understood as software guys getting so evil they made hardware guys discover Marxism from first principles.

brings this tweet back to my brain

urianger

YEAH YEAH

No lawyer has had the heart to walk into scotus and argue gender expression is free speech because neither Dems or repubs would fund bringing a case like that because both want trans erasure.

I did a lot of the art for this game last year, and it's out today 🥳 I hope it does well, the guys at Odd Object are incredibly nice

What an abysmally bad take that I unfortunately had inflicted upon my eyes by following an otherwise reputable cryptographer. An AI hype article disguised as steady analysis, with the sourcing being "I asked a guy and he said it works this way." Been here before... arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

seeing a post this good on your dash is like a wuxia hero emerging from a crowd and performing Heavenly Serpent Death Blade technique

me: you gotta cherish the little things you: yeah, like a beautiful sunset, or a good book, or sharing dessert with someone you love me, not going to admit now that I was talking about pretending my dick is a sea monster in the bath: exactly

when i was a wee young creature, i used to think, peanuts were the trash nuts in mixed nuts but now that i am older and wiser i now know in my heart of hearts that it is in fact almonds that are the trash nuts

rules for subs should be RFC2119 compliant for clarity

I agree but also the amount of people who see this and are unable to understand that it's the capitalism that's the problem. You loved the Internet because you were still a part of the labor class that existed in a space where you were able to not feel the noose that rest of your class felt.

gatherer.wizards.com/ECL/en-us/15... I'm not going crazy, this is AI art right?

Math YouTube is talking about glazing holes 🤔

Roses are red, These times are quite trying

damn you live like this? 🦊

now that's the power of a union

EARLY comic- Cal & Kiira: Pancakes Redux

Man he was a bad bunny. Wasn't even wearing a fursuit.