True software developers know the best way to untangle spaghetti is to just wrap it in more spaghetti

i was told i needed to get a head in life so mow i have two heads and other people are looking at us funny like what did you expect we did what you told us!

if ash ketchup was allowed to age hed be 38 and have knee problems

vaporeon mom tf! commission for paperlanty

Mood

im freezin my balls off and dont even have balls!! call it a weather orchiectomy

predator badlands is really good and fun 💯 recommended family movie of the year

khadgar please this could have been an email

Getting into some belated Halloween costuming. Meixie as Dark Magician Girl. Art by @crybringer.bsky.social. Super awesome artist with a great process. Absolutely recommend!

♠️ Patreon sketch for @pumamancer.bsky.social ft. hir current and older sona together :3 if you ever wake up and suddenly have a body mate, just roll with it~ (shi/hir)【 #furry #furryart #sketch 】

hey siri? shut down all trash compactors on the detention level

You wanna know what REALLY keeps me up at night? Wondering what happened to Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

anyone elses bsky app fucking up on ios? every time i full screen a video it just locks out all other controls and i have to hard quit the app to get back into it

"By the powers of light and justice you shall be punished!" And oldie but goodie, still very proud of this comm for @jschmoe.bsky.social #Taur #Commission #Taurmission

Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM

“do you like it with lights on or lights off” baby, i like it with the saucer separated and the x foils locked in attack position

Oops it looks like someone fucked with the timeline!

But they were all deceived, for a third testicle was forged in secret

i love how nuclear power is steampunk af

my wife over here cranking it on camera for her friends and not for me, what the fuck!!

being edged for three hours just to have a ruined orgasm

Waking up after a passionate night with a Cerberus, seeing her bite marks all over you. "Damn, that'll sting for a while" you think. "Yeah, did the bitch have to bite THAT HARD?!" "She was really cute though, maybe I'll call her again." You don't recognize those last two voices in your mind.

this is the game that does not end it goes on and on my friend

Baseball has discovered edging.

this game is NOT built for people with high BP

baseball baseball baseball

East Asian cultures believe profoundly in luck and the power of ghosts too, so you bet your ass this was intentional

brianna wu is aspirational social climber pick-me scum. there is nothing and no one she won’t betray to get closer to power and status. she is crawling back and begging to squash beef now only because of how thoroughly the right rejects her, and she will betray us again the next chance she gets.

Happy #hydraday !

¡Feliz Día de los Muertos!

I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today

It’s his day.

can the jays win already so i can go pee

The enemy of my enemy is probably also my enemy but let em cook

happy halloween friends! have a spoopy evening

imagine TFing into your sona. okay, that's all I wanted to say

Happy #Halloween! This year's costume is Eliza and Beth dressed up as Dr. and Ms. Frankenstein! | #monstergirl | #taur | #deertaur | #furry | #furryart | #multihead | #multipleheads | #multiboob | #multibreast | #costume | #oc |

*algos ur rhythm* nothing personnel sO(n)

i know dropout is a business and they make content for money and that is ultimately the goal of business but honestly the content really feels like just a bunch of friends hanging out and having a good time together for laughs and fun

Ive had years as expirience as a DBA, a Devops, and a Dev, and let me tell you devs should NEVER have write access to any tier other than Dev itself case in point, i broke the test tier process because i accidentally overwrote test code yesterday i wrongly assumed my access to test was readonly

modifying the linux codebase to add a -please flag to the sudo command so your kernel doesnt think youre an asshole

The Winnipeg fandom is dying! Like and reskeet if you’re a REAL PEGGER!

is a nose job when you suck on someone’s nose until they blow?

hey friends no fines for awoos tonight! go ham!

Flambé! by @zorodora.bsky.social

its an eepy morning. im full of breakfast and im blocked on like two projects hooray i need a nap

wish i could help mutuals get onto linux from windows without sounding like /one of them/

comms for MysticBofa