if adobe was a person I would shit in its mouth

this explains the bluesky team attitude

a game that shows the only solution to nazis

is brianna wu’s husband’s jaw dislocated open or is he just perpetually screaming from realizing he’s married to a nazi loving piece of shit?

Vibe coding? Heh. AI is inevitable. Yall are just afraid of the future *smirk* 😏

Parents who let their kids run around in busy restaurants where servers are having to move through that space should be able to be ejected Exceptions can be made for specific types of family restaurant where it’s expected, but servers should get hazard pay

someone turned on this guy’s auto ease in/out curves

This is NOT what I signed up for

One of my favorites

that Hasan is a political issue shows we’re in a shithole time random dipshits farting out political opinions, like myself here, shouldn’t have this sway

jam scissors in my throat and watch me die

BPD is looking at innocuous items and immediately figuring out novel ways to kill yourself with them, like some kind of morbid Sierra point-and-click

fuck you* *maybe not you, but definitely enough people

fuuuuck off

again, everyone ostensibly on the left who ever whined that we shouldn’t talk about trans rights can go sadako yourselves down a well yes i will continue making variants of this post as these things keep happening because those people need to know they’re a fucking problem

kill all nazis

imagine being this embarrassing

hahaha get FUCKED altman and all the other gobshites who want to replace art with an endless stream of visual diarrhea

if ICE is actually going to be out there thugging people at airports SF conventions and stuff better start prepping the whole virtual attendance thing again because there's whole swathes of panelists who aren't going to want to do flights for a bit

🎶OH DANNY BOY, THE PSYCH UNIT IS CALLING

I have again been asked if AI was used to make my game. For transparency, my minions used generative AI to make all the parts of the game that didn't benefit from a human touch, were too boring to make or not important enough to craft by hand. In other words, we didn't use any generative AI.

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

the chat attempts to decipher this were great

so all of us who know what AI slop is were right from the start which, come on, Grace’s face was such an enormous giveaway

it’s annoying that people don’t know the “chuck norris facts” jokes were originally “vin diesel facts” and if they hadn’t been switched over to norris he’d have had less of a cultural impact which would have been right since he was a racist and homophobe

RE9 no-blood collector, under four hours done on casual using the Kotetsu and the RPG with infinite ammo Pretty fun! But I mostly did it to unlock infinite ammo for all guns so I can use that to try Insanity difficulty because it’s my game and I can do that

people really do love making shit up, lacing it with their own weird issues and treating it as absolute fact they’re arguing against mandatory training for gun ownership in the US, and wrote some form of this scenario multiple times in the thread

I’m truly impressed with how much Rich and Oliver of @digitalfoundry.bsky.social misread the room over AI slop Whatever video they *thought * they were making next about DLSS5 is long gone because holy shit did they implode goodwill

WHY?

wishlist ALL OF KOREA

Thank FUCK they gave best actor to Michael B Jordan because god damn did he deserve it

christian nationalists are worthless filth

They’re responsible for incredible suffering and, inevitability, death. But they’re the ones who get protected

a T-103 model Tyrant costs $120,000,000 but can get its ass kicked by a cop on his first day on the job and a tough motorcycle-riding woman I’d say this is unrealistic but then I think about the cost of “AI” and yeah, this would sell

I know this is a joke and I think it’s funny but it added to the weird feeling I’ve been having since the mayor of my city just brought up the possibility of it happening Not an offended feeling or anything, just a bit odd

I hope Wes Streeting gets his dick bitten off by feral dogs

RE9 has some really great performances, the standout imo is Victor. Antony Byrne absolutely nails it

nothing shows the median age of this platform more than the amount of golden age simpsons quotes and the likes they get (I am 41 and at 1/3 of my brain is those quotes)

jesus christ

“Harris knew, she warned us!” maybe if you’d been listening to the LGBTQ+ community for the last 15-20 years you’d have heard about the right’s aim to go full fascist but nah, you kept whining that we needed to shut up because trans people wanting rights would alienate the nazi sympathizers

this pisses me off immensely because I’ve met Pete Docter and the amount of love and care he and his teams put into Inside Out made them both truly special films with use outside entertainment Pixar clearly had the chance to keep doing that, and I’m sure staff did before it was axed

I cant speak to his character beyond what we see but I CAN say that Timothee Chalamet is not a good actor He’s wooden and uncommitted in every role. In Little Women he was so phenomenally disconnected from Laurie it was painful In Dune he moped or yelled, that was it

one of my favorite things about Lumines Arise is when you hit a stage you find difficult and get anxiety about ridiculous things “OH NO IT’S THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN!”

fuck ICE

True Art

Finished RE9 and really enjoyed it the team clearly thought very carefully about what’s worked since RE7 and built on those elements, while giving it its own identity I’m gonna have to write a long thing for all my thoughts

JOB OPENING: Bluesky Dev Requirements: - CS degree - Must hate site users - Not essential but being a silicon valley brat who hates poor people is helpful