Because i constantly let intrusive thots win, i made a list of my favorite 100 albums and then made a playlist with a song representing each album. 6.5hrs of saying “damn i love that album” music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

Professionals turned contrarian pundits are funny because their credentials are meant to lend weight to their opinions but they only make them sound extra stupid. You did 4 years of medical school and now you post stuff like "They Are Lying To You About Soap"

Getting no picks back is crazy

Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall

Well aint that some shit

Babu Frik (2019) 🎵🔉

I swear to god, Ferrari are the green bay packers of formula 1. Their biggest rival is never another team, its themselves 😭😭😭

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

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The invisible hand of the market strikes again

Any time AI people pitch this vision of entertainment, is there ever an actual use case that isn't sociopathic? Imagine the dumbest asshole at your work telling you about the bespoke romcom slop he generated last night starring himself (it will always be a "him.")

I never want to hear about how women ruin mens lives when they speak up about them ever again.

They're at it again: flooding the zone with s*** to distract you. Important election news you may've missed last week: – Indiana bans student IDs for voting – DOJ says 2020 election arrests coming – Mississippi used unverified data to verify voter addresses Quick update. ⬇️

JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

this is what all the social media in the Purge movies looks like

Futurama (Series, 1999 - )

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

If you see only one movie in theaters this year, make 👏🏻it👏🏻this👏🏻one👏🏻

Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars. I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.

One thing about me, i hate prank calls lol.

Feelings uncharacteristically sleepy for this time of day and I think it means eating 5 carne asada tacos for lunch wasn’t the best idea 🤷🏻‍♀️

I do not believe there is an actual "ceasefire agreement", in the sense of a single document that both sides have agreed to, I think proposals were getting passed back and forth and eventually Trump decided to unilaterally declare that Iran had accepted his terms, based on a verbal summary.

Summary (via a friend): They closed the strait again b/c war that isn’t a war that we already won has a ceasefire that isn’t a ceasefire that was just violated, now strait that’s completely open that will also open up naturally is closed but that’s fine we don’t need it also open the f---in strait

“You’re alienating half of your audience by being political” Motherfucker, my “audience” is people who aren’t pieces of shit, who care about others. That’s who I make stuff for. There is no “other half”.

Economy so bad they literally closed the dick-sucking factory

Never realized how much I needed this moment captured in comic form

Okay cody rhodes, that ass is straight up out of control

Project hail mary was so fucking good. Society needs that movie rn. 5/5 stars

Bienvenido a América y ¡disfruta la Copa del Mundo!

“In all this talk about who was responsible and how this happened, are we just going to ignore the fact that girls were allowed to learn?” said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth

Under no circumstances should anyone at DOGE have “God-level” access to our Social Security data. They have proven time and time again that they jeopardize our identities and our retirement for their own personal gain.

Instead of going to war with Iran, we could cover health care for millions of Americans. And still have $20 billion left over.

Toad who lost his wife in the seventh war against Bowser: oh hey I guess they all decided to play tennis together ok that’s fine that’s ok

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

You know, i really like this.

Why do we call them Free Agents when you have to pay them so much!?!?!

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.

I guess we are just paying these people to fly around making workout videos and attending sporting events.

I am losing count of the fresh horrors to wake up to every day

New Pokémon memes are super effective nerdist.com/article/new-pok...

Dave & Buster are also Barnes & Noble. David Barnes and Buster Noble are bros who own two companies.

The dream of technology is a planet devoid of life where a single iPad asks what minor league baseball team Michael Jordan played for during his retirement and an artificial intelligence responds “splorps”