Every media conglomerate racing down the slope of the stupidest, most shortsighted corporate decisions that harm both their own prospects and the world at large is sure an experience.

Iraq War Truthers:

see this shit is why I’m skeptical of any successful coverup by the DOJ re: Epstein because these are just dumb motherfuckers

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

This is the most insane political judgement I can remember seeing. Simply iron will determination to immiserate the country for the holidays.

delicious

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

WHICH MESSAGE WILL RESONATE WITH VIRGINIA VOTERS MIYARES: "whether you're a Democrat or a Republican, we all want safe communities" JONES: [THIS POST WAS DELETED BY THE MODERATORS]

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

[looks around for jake tapper] hey man, do you, uh, want to write about this?

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle

You’re doing Noem’s dirty work for her, Governor Pritzker. It’s *your* State Troopers arresting people at the Broadview Detention Center right now.

It's great that Chicagoans have always been like this

this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life

Thermostat remains undefeated.

Policy process: 1) Issue legal pronouncement without adequate legal or policy review. 2) Read legal pronouncement for the first time. 3) Consider policy implications for the first time. 4) Begin issuing clarifications. 5) Begin (maybe) an interagency legal and policy review of underlying issues.

chuck's gotta go, man just can't even pretend to meet the moment we're in, you cannot be out there talking about bipartisan funding for the health care system when the VP is threatening your constituents with loss of employment and freedom for speaking their minds in public

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Democratic state legislators in California are reportedly on board with Gov. Newsom’s proposal for a November ballot initiative that would enable them to counteract Republican plans to gerrymander congressional maps in Texas and other states

@govpritzker.illinois.gov has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

take this shit, stab it deep into the attachment between low info, low trust voters and donald trump, and twist

“A consumer rights expert has explained what you can do if your hotel on a foreign holiday refuses to serve you a full English breakfast.” Surely this is satire making fun of the English, right Right

Lol. Someone made a website that churns out fake NYT headlines about Zohran Mamdani mamdanitimes.com

Turning into a single issue voter for 2028, where the issue is which Democratic candidate will vow to nominate the most rabidly partisan, vengeful and hate-filled AG you can possibly imagine

if John Fetterman thinks that his job is too difficult he is more than welcome to resign and let a Democrat who actually wants to do the job take his place

Well well well, If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

This is what it was like being online when Trump got covid

What, I should spoil my dinner on pasta night?

The only reason anyone would cut the Narcan program, a mere $56 million annually, is because they want people to die as punishment.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

CNBC: MARKETS REBOUND ON NEWS OF SUDDEN EMERGENCE OF UNCHARTED ISLAND IN SOUTH PACIFIC; "IÄ! IÄ! CTHULHU FHTAGN," SAYS LUTNICK

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

"senate minority leader"

the death cult that controls the federal government is coming for everyone

Jesus fucking christ.

McConnell abused the filibuster to make America worse. Schumer is refusing to use the filibuster to... accomplish what, exactly?

It should be very clear to every Senate Democrat that any vote for Cloture will also be considered a vote for the bill. People aren’t going to be tricked with procedural games. They know exactly what is going on. Defend Medicaid. Vote NO on Cloture. NO on bill.

He’s in a totally safe district, it’s a waste of money. If you want to donate to the race that will make the biggest impact, give to Judge Susan Crawford who is running against a Musk-based candidate for control of the Wisconsin Supreme Court www.crawfordforwi.com

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Everyone in the Trump coalition voted for someone to get got. Most of them didn’t realize that they were that someone to someone else.

The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

this man is 42 years old