People forget this but Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes. I don't know why that changed but clearly the world would have been better if it hadn't

Doctor, I need a doctor stat... Can you prescribe me the og Scooby doo fruit snack.

covid is an immune-altering disease, and we stopped stopping the spread of it 4 years ago. so, sadly, yes, other diseases becoming more common makes perfect sense.

They want to make us criminals for needing to pee. Please understand that this is the tip of an agenda designed to give trans people two choices: house arrest or imprisonment. Either we lock ourselves inside or they lock us up and forcibly detransition and torture us. This is exterminationist.

I wish everyone at Grammarly a very expensive lawsuit.

my review of flight club

Obligatory cross-posting! I’m teaming up with Children’s Cancer Institute to walk 86km (or more) this month for kids with cancer. I’ve started a fundraiser here on their website, now available for donations : www.ccia.org.au/fundraisers/... Sharing to get more eyes on this is a tremendous help! 🩷

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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

what we see time and again in disastrous weather events is that people help each other and share what they have without question... until the police show up to punish collective distribution of private property. in times of crisis, it's the capitalist state that causes violence, not Human Nature

in 2026 i will be more of a rabbit than ever

Going to hang up a laminated sign reading “College Students Aren’t Real And Can’t Hurt Me” in the office of every pundit in America.

New video is live on Nebula RIGHT NOW!! What is a Jewish video game? Let's talk about it. nebula.tv/videos/jacob...

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EVERY PALANTIR BIGWIG: i am evil. this is an evil company with expressly evil goals. EVERY PALANTIR EMPLOYEE: [eating the 24 dollar erowhon strawberry] anyone else get a weird feeling in the pit of their stomach when they go in to the office

What Would A Better YouTube Look Like? An extended thought exercise about how to improve the platform, from multiple algorithms and video versioning to democratic platform control and municipal server capacity. Watch, comment, share with your friends, and try to imagine what feels impossible.

In terms of what cures are being lost: - Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis - herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis - shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease

What's it like to return to your home town years after leaving? This poem from Whatever You Do, Just Don't finds that nothing's changed. But then everything's changed too...

Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum. Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.

All for nothing

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

If you enjoyed this video, I expanded on the topic over on Rogue, including things devs can do to make their games stand out. www.rogue.site/editorials/g...

Just crossed 50,000 subscribers on my main video essay channel :) thank you for watching and sharing and supporting me in this crazy freelance experience! (btw I still get comments from Polygon fans saying they had NO IDEA I have my own channel now - so if you know any, send 'em my way!)

NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

The original concentration camps didn't start as death camps. But they did kill a lot of people through neglect, malnutrition, disease, and individual murders. There's no distinction between this facility and dachau in 1933.

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

This is surreal. 4 Oglala Lakota men kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis have finally been located. One of them was released but the other 3 are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp used to imprison Native people incl. the Dakota 38 during Dakota Wars. ictnews.org/news/north-c...

have you ever felt sv_cheats 1 turn on

Your identity is not a brand. Your brand is a subset of your actions and personality and must always come second to authenticity. If you change who you are to more closely align to your "brand" you will lose yourself. It is better to lose followers than your soul

Every trans woman should be issued upon coming out, by a mysterious older man: an attache case with a handgun, 100 untraceable bullets that, if found at any crime scene, law enforcement will immediately drop any investigation, and intel on the person they most want revenge on

The Forest Gump movie tie-in ARG. [ Credit: @playscholar.bsky.social ]

great point being made in this video that AI isn't replacing workers so much as it's being used as an excuse to fire them SO THAT they can be rehired at lower pay with worse benefits

everyone talking about the inevitable shitty horror movie but nobody is mentioning that alec can finally stay married to betty boop without problem

Did they ever explain the in-universe reason the baby shoes were never worn? I know there are fan theories or whatever but did they ever actually address it in a spin-off? Or are the writers being lazy again 🙄

On the negative side they cost the same as a down payment on a house, they use an insane amount of gas, you can't fit them in a parking spot, and you have to pay a subscription to use the radio, but have you considered that if you hit someone with the 6-foot-high grill you'll kill them instantly?

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I want everyone to see this black cat that was at stonehenge on the morning of the winter solstice

probably the biggest defense of the D&D style murderhobo campaign is that you don't have to worry about your plans to write adventures that are heavily tuned around one or more particular characters being involved don't get derailed when those players can't make it at the last minute

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫