i just really need a tongue between my lips right now, yk?

Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

This is very much a tap on the sign moment right now: STOP USING FAKE "FANCY" FONTS If you have to take your text, chuck it into a "fancy text generator" to change the style, stop it. They are NOT accessible & sounds horrible when read out by screen readers.

butt chugging NyQuil is still ok

What is your bluesky superlative? Most likely to succeed at lusting after tacos 🌮

What is your bluesky superlative? I was voted most likely to be the least likely to be voted most likely

What is your bluesky superlative? I was voted most likely to delete a banger

mixing a bunch of tylenol in my acid for double the fun

most likely to ask if they have coke zero

naproxen gives you bpd

Actually, it would be rude if GWAR *didn't* decapitate your effigy.

happy machine herald monday!

Stephen Miller is not a psychopath. That’s not what this is. Stephen Miller is a regular, homely, not particularly brilliant White guy who has been given unlimited power. Why are folks always pretending that bullies have some sort of special mental illness when said bullies are just lowdown?

He musta thought it was whiteboy day

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

you are God's whiteiest little soldier aren't you

Flirting! In The Comments

they should've gotten Dio on the Muppet Show back in the day, that would've been real swell

"I don't understand the idea of everyone having the same religion, it feels like everyone having the same therapist." - @peanuttin.bsky.social 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 like why does this make sense to me though

*waiting for the rapture*

I’m not interested in stealing anyone’s boyfriend. If I wanted a boyfriend, I would simply go to the Boyfriend Store and get one

This is probably the point where you should’ve started reconsidering some of your life choices, Hank.

perception is nine tents in reality as they say. I don't know what it means,but it's helped me in my life.

Let's pop, no talking. Sit with me. I have bubble wrap.

I put baby oil on my screen so I can skeet faster.

lrt I'll be at work as usual 😔 but I always listen to the @thestateofsynth.com on the archives the next day 🫡

Tuesday Sept 23rd at 6pm EDT on @thestateofsynth.com, we chat with one of the OGs of synth, VHS Dreams! @nr.fm. It's a dog eat dog world, and we're wearing milkbone underwear. Tune in live and join the chat here: nightride.fm/chat?station... or here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYfx...

We haven't seen what baby Busty is up to lately....turns out he's living the life!

One recipe for cinnamon apples.

babe can you pour me a chocolate milk, yes the ass glass please

IT IS THE AUTUMNAL EQUINOX

I'm not saying there's a big excerpt from my new book, THE FLESH KING, on my Patreon but I'm not not saying it either. Join to find out the shocking truth. www.patreon.com/richardkadrey

BPD? oh you mean trauma glitter

Man, those old Garfield games before Davis got off the blow really went dark...

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

In celebration of #HobbitDay we’re announcing our partnership with Middle-Earth Enterprises! Our first adventure will bring you the #TheHobbit Bilbo Baggins and Gollum figures! Sign up for the waitlist before Sept 26: bit.ly/3JWypPQ @DarkHorse.com

It's Officially ⠀ 🍂🧡🍂　　 🍂🧡🍂 🧡　　 🧡 🧡　 🧡 🍂 　　　　　　　 🍂　 🧡 　　FALL　　　🧡 　　🍂 　　　　　 🍂 　　　 🧡　⠀ 🧡 　 　 🍂

Breaking down in tears at the McDonald's drive through when the man switched my 2 Mcdoubles to 2 double cheeseburgers because they are buy one get one for $1, and I'm just not used to being loved like this.

frog and cranberries it must be fall

𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕠𝕔𝕔𝕒 𝕒𝕝 𝕝𝕦𝕡𝕠. --- #art #warcraftart #goblin #undermine

philosophers only want one thing and it’s discussing

more photos of tofu disrupting dnd to get attention

putting this on your timeline again

Origami Bunbun ✨ Here’s a little purple paper bunny I saw at a recent health visit.. it still cheers me up to see it. Maybe it will cheer you up too. ✨ The lab dude that worked there made this & many others that I may post later. Thanks lab dude. 💕 ~C. #life #art #joy #PhotoArt #Origami #PNW