namecheap sale? dangerous for my wallet

"I'm gonna get home earlier than usual today bc I'm out of work and I'll take a nap" thoughts dreamt up by the completely deranged (I might be in the hospital longer than I would have been at work)

cool: I found a new notes program for my computer not as cool: they use the same Greek letter for their logo as the zoophiles do to mark themselves 😔

the nurse who took my blood is taking someone else's blood who is near me and he just said to them, "I see you brought your veins, we appreciate that. some people leave them at home and we have a hell of a time running tests" lmao at least they have the funny guy working today

they made me go to the ER anyway bc they don't have imaging and can't rule out anything more serious 🫠

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this is taking such a long time 😭 I have patience but my legs do not they want to be moving or stoned

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anyway I'm in urgent care waiting to be seen bc I think my ulcer opened back up

it was originally a modification of the middle name my mother gave me, just putting my own spin on it, and then I decided it was short for something pretty because I turned pretty

Tuesday means it's order shipping day! If you order anything from nerdyqueer.com TODAY it gets shipped out TODAY! Meaning if you're in the UK it MIGHT get to you by tomorrow! Go on, treat yourself to a new pin! nerdyqueer.com #pokemon #bsnm #antiai #pirate

I need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center

Yes, I do believe that if the Vikings had the technology to build the electric guitar, then they would have discovered heavy metal and easily conquered the planet. I'm not sure why this is considered "controversial".

i realized there was a big discrepancy between this all-loving Jesus and all the hateful abusive people trying to force me into liking him. had a whole baby's first psychotic episode about it. trauma will get you every time, even while it's happening.

its too late ive depicted you as the soy dumbshit bug eyed pokey and myself as the chad confident and all knowing prickle

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owo what's this? Steam Warhammer Rogue Trader at 60% off?

take goo

im gonna outlast jay and every anti-palestinian, transphobic dev on this webbed site

I'm so high I just tricked myself into thinking there was a coffee bean emoji

if you think support for palestine is a "purity test" i feel bad for the human beings who have to live their lives around an asshole with no soul because only a soulless ghoul would consider opposing a fucking genocide a "purity test"

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards. For they are subtle and quick to anger." J.R.R. Tolkien Yeah clearly this guy is a real danger. Just a cute little pic of my wizard kobold courtesy of @hydez.bsky.social

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

Omeprazole! a fine name, to be sure

Supertone Hill Country

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Gonna double down with a reminder that if you post a screenshot of text from an article you should alt text it & link to the fucking article!!!! If you found it on the internet you should share the link!!! Do not force me to Nancy Drew my way back to the source by triangulating fonts w/news outlets.

sorry hang on wait I have the same birthday as DIVINE?!

A new page of A Confusion of Wizards is up c: They have reached the mountainhome Enior! aconfusionofwizards.the-comic.org

happy day to good girls and nice girls and mean girls and bad girls and girls girls and daddys girls and kitty girls and puppy girls and deer girls and bat girls and kobold girls and plural girls and nonbinary girls and bi girls and straight girls and ace girls and robot girls and cis girls

how many times do I have to say no before I am believed

I just want the US to be punished for war crimes for once

TIL that rubbing one's feet together in bed before sleeping is called "cricket feet" and loads of people do it unconsciously to self-soothe. Where are my fellow #crickets?

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What if I continue being weird and off putting? What then?

freaks trying to convince everyone else that the ai is alive because they want a person they’re allowed to enslave

Thinking about low res pikachu.

Starry Eyes 🌌 Sapphic character shenanigans for my best friend #art #teratophilia #dragon

there are only three musicians that I know of who have been on Alex Jones (unless you count Darrell Hamamoto) but Billy Corgan sure is one of them

I’m selling signed copies of my short story collection—THE SECRETS OF INSECTS (which includes the Sandman Slim side story, Candy Among the Jades.) There are $50 and $100 tiers with extra perks for each (including a photo print). If you’re interested, send your questions to [email protected]

you can validate my literal narcissism if you want...

oh. oh yes.

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

i put too much moisturizer and now my face feels like it's covered in the devil's cum

i made a webcomic aconfusionofwizards.the-comic.org

Yes

Meeting notes.