Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day

Which one?

its 2008. my record label just told me I can use stereo on our tracks. Im putting all sorts of spooky guitars and synths into left channel for you

holy shit pluribus is crazy

Crossing the Finish Line

good morning substance abusers

it's kinda stupid but i think it would be funny if i got a "FINE RELEASE BY TEAM R2R" tattoo

HEARTWARMING: this cat does fuck all

if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...

-Waving my ass in the air like a cat- hey bro can you help me destroy my root chakras rq

it’s 11/11 today, even if you’re british or whatever. make as many wishes as you want today !

"I GUESS" https://bonequest.com/9735

uma tail is so perfect for virgin killer sweater i'm kinda blown away its not drawn more

けもの臭

friendcel 7:19 !!!!!

fate/type shit

prayer in 2025: “w eats”

one thing about me im tryna eat something enjoyable

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

lol got myself perma banned from paypal (definitely my fault) and now my money is locked for 120 days, this also means i lose my only pitiful income from roll20 since that's the only way they payout. i love ruining my life, i love to make things even more unbearable than they already are.

did anyone else get the ben & jerry's trans rights ad on youtube ? that shit just flashbanged me

i think we should have a soundcloud alternative on atproto. that would be cool

composers when a game dev posts an open call for a lead composer for their new quirky indie game

THE FEMALE BODY YEARNS FOR A LARGE PIZZA AND THREE PINTS OF MINT CHIP ICE CREAM

books have no tech tree, no fog of war

YeEEeEah BOi!

this must be that unethical hypnosis everyone's always talking about

need woman who refocuses my oral fixation towards chew toys or big bowls of leafy greens

And they call WARHOUND unrealistic

someday i'm going to drop nudes on here like a bomb without warning

gamer therapist: so have you self harmed since our last session? me: yeah, i've been playing league of legends again therapist (trying not to laugh): no thats not what I-

think my attempts at eating better lately have been paying off a bit, the parts of my body that would normally look jagged and bony are starting to smooth out ever so slightly

Why does he look like pol pot there

need to get on nicotine patches soon . it feels so humiliating to be addicted to vaping at this point

new temp crown installed

need a woman to keep me in the pocket of her overalls

mfw

[trying to tell a trans girl her outfit looks good] damn girl you’re dripping like crazy rn

i'm tired boss

thinking about her

60/250