No stop signs Speed limit Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel Gonna spin it Nobody's gonna mess me around

A movie that takes place where you're from.

Laura Loomer's feelings and her Botox must really be locked in pitched battle tonight

He's covering the bruises on his right hand again.

Thinking about MAGA's reaction to this is the best damn way to go into the weekend.

Somewhere, Stephen Miller is sitting in a broom closet screaming at a monkey's paw.

‘B-but my swastika is only potentially divisive.’

I don't think a cover-up is going to work. At all.

"Quiet. Quiet, Piggy." The sheer schoolyard vileness of this moment aside, he's terrified. people.com/donald-trump...

All I’m going to say is, they don’t care if he’s had sex with children, but if they find out he’s had sex with another man, they will implode… They have a fcked up sense of morality.

I'm sorry, someone's worried about death threats? www.cnn.com/2021/01/26/p...

"Pete, you strike the second the Epstein Files are released and you keep killing and blowing things up until Americans stop talking about those files. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Have a hot teen bring me a Diet Coke."

"The Russian government interfered in the 2016 presidential election in sweeping and systematic fashion." - First Sentence of the Mueller Report

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Buckle up everyone.

*at christmas* “look, honey, of course we all wanted more things under the tree, but the people in charge made the completely reasonable decision to protect the international brotherhood of sex pests”

Special wishes to everyone for whom this wasn't a deal-breaker. You own what's coming.

It’s not enough to simply thank our veterans for their service. Millions of them rely on SNAP and the ACA. Many struggle with PTSD and worry about access to mental health services. Today, on Veterans Day, let’s renew our commitment to keep fighting for those who fought for us.

I try to tone it down on the social media for a few days, and then Joyce Carol Oates drops a megaton from the top rope.

‘You should come back to Twitter instead of staying in a liberal echo chamber’

Read about WHY Ketanji Brown Jackson stayed the SNAP order. Her move is probably the best solution for getting SNAP benefits approved quickly. open.substack.com/pub/stevevla...

Confirming this in California. My SNAP benefits are back on.

People often think the hardest part of late identifying autistic is the diagnosis. That the report will give clarity. It’s not. It’s learning how to stop performing in a world that rewards the mask. That’s the work. And it’s worth doing.

‘We saw you across the cemetery & really like your vibe’

Cuomo’s sobbing in a corner right now, wondering if he should have called in even more sex pests

Y'all know the drill by now... IF YOU'RE IN LINE AT POLL CLOSING STAY IN LINE. YOU CAN STILL VOTE.

Kiss my obsessively prepping ass, you felonious kiddie rapist.

If you live in these states, here's where to vote -- Virginia: www.elections.virginia.gov/casting-a-ba... New Jersey: voter.svrs.nj.gov/polling-plac... Pennsylvania: www.pa.gov/services/vot... California: www.sos.ca.gov/elections/po... New York: vote.nyc/page/find-yo...

We are being ruled by absolute losers

Today's the day! Same-day voter registration is available in California if you need it. caearlyvoting.sos.ca.gov

The right dragged out the old welfare queens stigma on SNAP faster than you can say "Ronald Reagan was a racist piece of shit."

Remember when the Dodgers went to the WH in April and Trump shit all over our elected officials, and now he wants to send his goon squad to fuck up our elections and I-5 got shelled and ICE is disappearing people from Home Depot parking lots in L.A.? Go Jays. www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/a...

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

The ICE agent appears to be wetting his pants.

How is "I had no idea it was a Nazi tattoo!" not disqualifying on its own?

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement. Check out how tiny the crowds were: Philly: 200 DC: "several hundred" Boston: 500 Austin: 1,000 Houston: 2,000

California voters: today is the last day to register and vote for Prop 50. It takes a couple of minutes, and it will make Donald Trump super mad.

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

Sid & Marty Krofft stans, upping the game at the Palm Springs #NoKings protest. A quick thread of other pics from the crowded and peaceful protest below. 🧵

"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground." Scenes from the morning protest in Palm Springs. 🧵 #NoKings #NoKingsDay

Also, apparently the shelling of Interstate 5 at Pendleton is back on. Which Kamala Harris totally would have done. www.gov.ca.gov/2025/10/18/w...

All those thinkpieces about the "collapse" of this place and yet here they come....

We ride at dawn.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)

The only thing I know for certain is that 20 years from now, there will be two lists in people’s minds about this historical moment: 1) Those who spoke up and showed up. 2) Everyone else. That’s the only truth guaranteed by history. Everything else is uncertain.

Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”