Remember this when certain state funerals are planned in the future and people get their knickers tied in a bunch because people aren’t sufficiently grieving, and call for them to lose jobs and such.

The full and complete stupidity of 77 million Americans who voted for Donald Trump is coming into full view and focus.

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

As a Gen Xer, I can tell you boomers and even my own generation comparing their 20s to today’s 20-30 year-olds needs to stop. I paid $600 for a West Hollywood apartment at 23. Today it’s $3500. Burgers weren’t $20, they were $6 to $8 in a nice restaurant. Life is not comparable.

why won't my weak, pathetic and quite frankly very stupid friends, who i've been openly scheming against and trying to extort financially, help clean up the huge mess i made cause i thought, despite their warnings, if i dropped mentos into a two liter of pepsi it would be fine because i'm so strong

Big Inspector Clouseau vibes from Di Caprio last night.

We had a dog-break. My fresh-from-the-shelter Siberian got loose for three days. Second leash added -- hands-free belt leash in case the first leash slips -- and GPS tracking system en route. Suddenly walks feel like taking The Joker back to Arkham.

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

"Kristi Noem has been fired and somehow replaced with someone stupider" is spot-on, 2026. 10/10. No notes. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Results in: Men once again uncomfortable about a movie not made for them.

This is not the kind of insider knowledge most people have access to, but my grandfather, Fred Trump, Sr., was not born in Germany; he was born in the Bronx, NY, and grew up in Woodhaven, Queens--something you'd think his favorite son would know.

With Axel getting settled in, my sweet cat Jones has had a sudden medical crisis. We need $2,500 for his vet bills, and I've set up a GoFundMe. Every little bit helps, so if you have even a few dollars to spare, please consider a donation. Thanks! www.gofundme.com/f/relief-for...

The toxicity of Twitter, and the corrosive effect it has had on the world, will be the subject of entire chapters of high school history books.

it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

If you’ve got some money and believe in a better world, check this out: www.standwithminnesota.com/adoptarent Ideally the government and billionaires would make this unnecessary but since we live in this world we know it’s on us. It’s not sustainable or just—but any port in a storm, right?

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

CAMPAIGN TRUMP 2024: “When crooked Hillary Clinton was running against me, she said… look at him. He will start a war, a world war.” PRESIDENT TRUMP 2026: U.S. attacks Iran with Israel

Friends of Axel: people have asked, so I now have a dedicated page for his adventures. axelfresnobob.bsky.social All Axel-related content will be posted there going forward, letting this page go back to banal political screeds and acerbic comments about The Horrors.

AXEL, DAY 3: Still not 💯 about me, but he perks up when I scratch him, and this is him quietly asking for a belly rub, which I'm taking as a positive. He's cleared the big hurdles - eating, drinking, pooping, going on walks - and his bathroom lair is much sunnier than his first spot by the door. ❤️ 🐺

Okay, Axel is eating! I boiled a chicken thigh, then cut it up and fed it to him piece by piece. It's the first real food he's had since he got home, and a huge weight off my mind. Thanks to @hulkling-she-her.bsky.social for a great life hack to kick that off.

AXEL UPDATE: Woke up to the sound of Axel moving through the apt. He settled in the bathroom, which I think is a good sign? New feeding station added (he's barely eaten, which is my only remaining big worry RN), and we have reached detente with Jones the cat.

Kansans must present a photo ID to vote.

Axel is making progress. When he arrived yesterday, he immediately hunched up in the corner by the front door and would only leave for walkies. He's still there, but you can see a big change in his relaxed body language after 24 hrs. He's also explored the rest of the apt. a couple of times. 🐺❤️

Axel Update: Day 1 has gone as well as expected. Axel is still very much a shelter dog and will need some time to come out of his shell. He has his own space, however, and he LOVES his walkies. (It's early, but he responds very well to basic leash commands.) I'll try to update as I can.

So apparently, huskies don't do well in the shelter system, and I grew up around them and... well... Say hello to the newest member of my family, Axel.

Shot. Chaser.

Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles

Living in Minnesota right now is wondering if your patient is late because they got caught in traffic, because they got arrested, or because they got detained and all of these are perfectly plausible and equally likely.

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart 1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks 2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

Post your favorite Star Trek character but wrong answers only.

Anakin was the most catastrophic Wife Guy in history

anyway sorry the guy you have supported and made excuses for for years is a sadistic gutter racist whose every action would horrify your average saturday morning cartoon villain we did tell you, repeatedly

something I remember from the big tech layoffs of a couple years ago is seeing coworkers with excellent performance reviews - even some who had literally just been promoted - getting thrown overboard for completely opaque reasons and realizing that was part of the point

Good news, California! ❤️✊🐻

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend

Given it now seems beyond doubt that the cancel culture/wokeness panic was an all-or-nothing elite defence of - variously - important sex offenders, police impunity, official racism, various forms of hate and bigotry, and actual fascism: is anyone planning to apologise for their personal role in it?

CNN in Minneapolis: We are seeing thousands and thousands of people, we've been standing on the corner here for the past ten minutes. This this crowd has not let up. It's just continuous.

I got to interview Catherine O'Hara for Frankenweenie. She was everything you'd want Catherine O'Hara to be RIP, funny funny lady. 💔 www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...

FOUR journalists were arrested. Proving again that this administration isn’t “pivoting” or “turning down the temperature.” By targeting independent journalists instead of the murderers of Pretti and Good, this is ramping up. Not winding down. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Please let it be live on camera.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

This is Minneapolis. Collective trauma, and neighbors helping neighbors. This is our 24/7 every day lives right now, not just a 10 second news clip.