Everyone is (wanting to be) 12

THEY DID THE MEME THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME

album of holiday songs recorded by bands from coastal New England, "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Innsmouth"

gegegek gets that animals being silly is a good artistic default

i really love this artist

This seems logical but Dems solved* the whole problem of old-age health care costs in the mid-1960s and then they lost five of the next six presidential elections because by 1968 it was a solved problem and no one cared about it. *Yes oversimplifying here and the rest of course.

Just went outside and there’s a car with no one in it with the windows down blaring Sean Hannity over the radio for some reason.

Hi just a quick note, you can want better material conditions and also think screaming racial slurs is bad actually! Many elite publications are not aware of this!

We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

Most dangerous men in FPS

So on the one hand, probably a bad sign overall, but on the other, a very fuck you to the Ellisons in particular

You know, as much as I don’t care for survival type games, apparently all I need is a car or something and suddenly I’m all in

From my Larchives. Time for a visit from Frosty!

Oh these are very cool

hi #portfolioday pls consider me for your future pixelart projects 💕😊

Integer overflow error for bribery

You are not poorer than a dickensian clerk

[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war

the left 4 dead grafitti of somebody writing "we are the real monsters" and then ten other people writing "no that's the zombies dipshit" remains undefeated

Seeing this going around again and somehow it manages to both underestimate how much money he makes and overestimate his hourly wage. Cratchit is underpaid but he’s not destitute, he has no money because he has six kids. Scrooge is a terrible boss but Cratchit’s wages aren’t why.

youtu.be/jOaIduUeX3U?... Okay I am digging the vibe here

USPCS: WE ARE NO LONGER ASKING

Mildly weird that it tracks this tbh

Semi-unrelated but I feel like AIM comes up all the time now. That’s not a complaint or anything but it’s interesting how they never really came up much before and now they’re in like every Marvel game and MODOK got a show and etc. I mean they’re still kind of a joke and all but I wonder why.

Anyway Cosmic Invasion rules. As someone who loved beat-em-ups growing up I’m glad they’re having a revival. Now if we can just get Lucasarts-style adventure games back

Oh shit it's Jeff 11/10 game

Look you know what, even being mostly Marvel'd out at this point the intro to the new beat-em-up made me smile and I'm downloading it right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBHR...

“Taco Bell Awards First Ever Doritos Locos Peace Prize”

This is one of those “this has to be a joke right” things but no

one way the media really fucked us over when it came to trump was portraying him as a big-time, powerful exec who had a ton of world class executive experience, when in reality he was an LLC king who got most of what he had by ripping off people he hired to do the work and cheating on his taxes

GOP reading all these results like

So fucking sick of ball-knowers pretending that we have some kind of Realist geopolitical strategy. No! They're just serial killers and thieves!

Something something Bethesda school of environmental storytelling

Not remotely the most important thing here but also absolutely wild to brag about taking away “covid giveaways” when they’re the only reason your guy is in charge again in the first place

Going to find out if it’s possible to have an approval rating less than 0% among women

Grimace knows what he did

Bringing back this drawing if Melinoe to celebrate the #hades2 trailer reveal *-* 💚 #digitalart

Watching a video about an obscure Japanese game and the main character dies and her biggest regret she expresses in the afterlife is she didn't get to eat more stew and frankly I've never related to a protagonist more.

It's funny that of all the things that have drawn inspiration from Omelas the only one I can think of that actually seemed to understand what it was saying was The Matrix.

oh hey look it’s the thing literally everyone said would happen

Elison the latest victim of “but it might work for us” thought on Trump’s loyalty

Just had to go through the Sudden Unannounced Important News phone call from an executive and now I guess I’m spending my afternoon recovering from the panic of thinking I was about to get fired. (i’m fine)

I feel like every time this comes up people are shocked all over again that he’s not actually Frasier.

You ever do the thing where you put multiple things in the same pocket and then you can’t find one of them because your brain is like “no that can’t be where my keys are my phone is in that pocket”

Walter White in the final episode, practically looking at the camera: "I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was really... I was alive.” Half the internet: "I bet it's society's fault that Walt kept cooking meth. But mainly Skyler's fault, obviously."

I think it's unfair to compare the Democratic Party to UK Labour under Starmer. I think it's absolutely true that the mainstream centrist press, exemplified by the NYT, wants the Democratic Party to be the UK Labour Party under Starmer, though.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

My Senator told me FedSoc judges keep ignoring his unambiguous laws so I asked how many laws he has and he said he just goes to the Congress and gets a new law afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding unambiguous laws to FedSoc judges and then his chief of staff started crying.

How is this still a thing we're doing, how have we not fully clarified this by now, this is not remotely subtle.