here it is. one single picture that perfectly captures why we have a housing crisis. it’s not blackrock. it’s not the developers. it’s the boomers who will yell at any politician who wants to build more housing

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

may this be the beginning of something

there is one acceptable use of AI in art

Neil Gorsuch, most cases: In the case of Protester vs. Tank, I find the protester's family liable for stain damage to the treads Neil Gorsuch, in any case involving Native American law:

A Congress that simply returns to regularly passing laws fixes, like, 50% of our crisis.

Stephen Miller and Richard Spencer are probably hurt pretty bad if this makes it even more delightful for you

Oh my God. Is it possible to overdose on schadenfreude? I don't care. Totally worth it.

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

I’ve seen enough. Dan Hurley for President.

Arizona's first Final Four since Richard Jefferson and Gilbert Arenas led the way in 2001. Illinois' first Final Four since Dee Brown and Deron Williams nearly went undefeated in 2005. Two really good programs that have waited a long time.

In conclusion, my evening of college basketball.

last time Arizona reached 35 wins was 1988, when their steals leader was Kenny Lofton

Arizona is headed to the Final Four for the first time since 2001! There have been a handful of great Wildcat teams in recent years that fell juuuust short, but this one wouldn’t be denied.

Arizona Wildcats are heading to the Final Four

BEAR DOWN ARIZONA BEAR DOWN RED AND BLUE BEAR DOWN ARIZONA HIT EM HARD LET EM KNOW WHO’S WHO

Gaming has to be accessible to children or the whole party is over.

Never been a better day to be a college sports bigamist. Now Bear Down.

there are bobby witts everywhere if you know where to look

the vibe

if nothing else, there is something to be said for spending time outside in the sun with thousands of people who share your anger at the state of things

Who greenlit this uniform combo for USMNT-Belgium? Maybe it’s distinct on the field but it’s incomprehensible on tv.

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi. The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

My only hope is that the torture ideas from The Good Place exist for these people. youtu.be/BRRcJfKxaCQ?...

so far the Elite Eight is made up entirely by Big Ten teams

I will not complain about simultaneous 10pm starts on a Thursday when my teams are both dancing. I will not complain about simultaneous 10pm starts on a Thursday when my teams are both dancing. I will not complain about simultaneous 10pm starts on a Thursday when my teams…

For a country that got its start, and has continued its entire existence by obsessing over comparisons to Ancient Rome, doing the whole "Go and lose in an unnecessary war against Persia" really thematically brings the whole thing home, no?

I heard earlier that the first Gorillaz record came out 25 years ago today and I might as well have gotten hit by a Thanos snap.

ending car dealerships would cut the heart out of Republican suburbia a million little fiefdoms for the biggest asshole in town, spreading poison all across the country

When twitter was perceived as liberal it was a bubble and people should not take it seriously. But now that it's a cesspool of right-wing propaganda it's the Soul of America and the libs ignore it at their peril

I am no longer asking

truly, nobody is feeling more vindicated this week than airport dads

look I don't want to count my chickens or downplay the extent to which the right has fascist aspirations. but if the GOP had an unassailable, undetectable election rigging strategy - or the juice to openly do the detectable kind - you do kind of suspect they would've started here

I'm in my third decade with this club, and Mo and Stevie are the only two in the conversation for best player in that time. Legend. King. I hope he gets the sendoff he deserves and an enjoyable third act wherever he ends up.

I spent the entire day thinking it was Monday. Apparently it's Tuesday, so everyone remember to redeem your free MLB.TV on T-Mobile.

trinity rodman is oler than DHS. clàudia pina is older than ICE.

Candy is being crushed at heretofore unseen levels.

picture, thousan words, etc etc

when It finally Happens and there is a concentrated effort to run the Charlie Kirk playbook on steroids against anyone who takes glee in it we should just laugh and point to this post

Well buddy, they’re probably still getting fired by the new coach, but now you don’t get to do it.

This is beautiful word choice because it is very innocuous, and also everybody understands exactly what it means www.nytimes.com/athletic/713...

I think we are getting close to a tipping point similar to the one that happened during the pandemic when the press corps stopped playing along because shit was getting too real to continue playing along. Fortunes will be lost over these lies. The rest of us will suffer, too, but that don't matter.

Hard to emphasize how many of us have been waiting for her return since that awful knee injury, she’s the team’s talisman This rules so much

I think it’s notable that a whole lot of Jewish (and non-Jewish!) folks are saying that the antisemitism here is as bad as it’s ever been and getting worse maybe worth paying attention to the voices of people who live this stuff

I was today years old when I learned Sean Miller was at Texas now.

i thought mills' first attack ad was pretty effective, i thought his response was not, but this is only the beginning, and a lot of people may end up showing their entire assholes because there's a fucking gas leak in the progressive elected wing of the party right now

chuck and kenny showing up to the studio today:

1. I feel old. 2. This is a perfect description of "The Funeral" from @chrisdeville.bsky.social: "It’s like the Shins tried to make an Arcade Fire song and succeeded beyond their wildest expectations." stereogum.com/2492223/ever...