They are going to ragebait each other right into marriage, mark my words #radioapple

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

Sorry, you’re telling me that something that doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t have lactic acid build up, doesn’t need adequate hydration or electrolytes, doesn’t need to pee, and doesn’t get tired is only 6 minutes faster than humans? you’ve fucked up a perfectly good Roomba.

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Found this classic looking through my photos and thought some of you may enjoy (since most of you are queer commies ♥️)

I am never forgetting at the first anime con I ever went to in like 2007, there was someone selling a print of Light and L from Death Note naked and dramatically reaching toward each other across a flower and the artist put a big sticky note on it that said "NOT YAOI - SYMBOLISM"

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tonsillectomy recovery day ten: "I'm not going to overdo it" I tell myself on my way to overdo it for the third time this week

tonsillectomy recovery day eight: there is a not a restaurant in a ten mile radius whose menu I have not lovingly perused in the last two days

surgery recovery day six: low morale day. more pain because scabs are coming off. can't find anything I want to to watch or read that I can access. can't take a walk because of logistics. thought about buying something to feel alive but I can't even find anything I really want.

Bringing back this gem bc #radioapple #appleradio continues to be peak in all variations.

ugh it's the time of day when I think intently about all the foods I'm going to eat when my throat isn't covered in gross scabs that I'm afraid to rip off

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

nails, hair, hips, heels 💅✨ #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Stolitz

I was feeling bummed because my coonhound wouldn't come into the bedroom at all after I had my surgery and I was like "he's a scenthound, so maybe the healing wound smells bad to him? 😞😞" ... turns out it was because he was scared of the get well balloon on a flower arrangement I got akskdkdkfkf

it is so incredibly weird for it to be Sunday afternoon but to know I don't have to go back to work for three more weeks

48 hours left!

All I want out of a crossover. Verosika for fourth vee campaign 💕 #hazbinhotel #helluvaboss #verovel

tonsillectomy day three: all I want is kabob koobideh and the thought of eating anything else makes me cry

The original line is “but will you find me if Neil makes me a tree?”She paused looking nervous before changing the line to take him out, then looked at the crowd and they cheered real loud. Good for her standing on business. This must have been horrible for her. Proud to be a lifelong fan. 🫡

finally achieved my lifelong dream of having a minor surgery that requires me to be out of work for a couple weeks at the same time I get really into an amazingly written (677k!!!) fic about the ship I'm currently obsessed with, thank you @keelywolfe.bsky.social for my life 🙏🏻

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tonsil recovery phase: making a list of every local restaurant I want to go to when I can eat again

I'm recovering from surgery and apparently went into a radioapple fugue state at 3:43 AM after I took my meds ... could not have been more thrilled when I found this email in my inbox this morning lmao

let’s hang out by the field with mama

"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago

I just love my friends so much, you know? Have you told your friends you love em recently? How's the chat looking? Phoned em for a gab in the last few weeks? Hung out in person if you can? You should do that. You should definitely do that. Humans are made to live and love and be in community.

Tea time (3/3) #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart

Tea time (2/3) #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart

Tea time (1/3) #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart

doing the only sensible thing for someone who had their tonsils removed 12 hours ago and is on a liquid diet: perusing the menu of the fancy restaurant my spouse and i have reservations at next month to decide what i'm going to get

Another little look at my upcoming piece in the WTT zine for this #WIPwednesday 🙏 Tastiest, most blasphemous zine can be found here —> watchthethrone.bigcartel.com #appleradio

i wish there was a way to tell my phone, hey, i had surgery today so let's not worry about how many hours i'm using my phone for the next couple of weeks okay

adding this to my daily note template to keep track

Cherry blossom horseshoe crab 🌸

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Fuck? Marry? Nahhh 🍰🔪🩸 Happy Ace Visibility Day! 🖤🩶🤍💜 #Alastor #humanalastor

“this trope has been done before” idc i want to read the exact same thing in different words

Person at 22% in This is How You Lose the Time War: idk I might DNF because I’m confused. Me: Weakling.

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Happy International Asexuality Day🖤🩶🤍💜 #Octavia #Alastor

#AceAlastorWeek2026 Day 2: Ace-ceptence! 🖤🩶🤍💜 Alastor means a lot to me and was my path to understanding this part of me. I'm so excited to see him on his journey #Alastor #HazbinHotel #AcePride #InternationalAsexualityDay #fanart #A2V

I peaked here

✨GOLDEN✨ Fizz screaming Golden from the top of his lungs at Karaoke, Iʼm sure. . Little sketchy sketch of Fizz #helluvaboss #fizzarolli

they had on some weird ai easter background video when we got to easter dinner so my kids changed it to hollow knight ambience instead and no one's noticed yet

Today's small joy in a fkd up world: Turning mud into paint. This is yellow ochre made from mud. You disperse mud in water, give it a moment for heavy sand & grit to settle, carefully pour off water containing lighter yellow clay particles, & wait for the water to evaporate. This is the 1st pour…

I'm not getting my hopes up but also if it happens on Easter I will genuinely start going to church