I think all fanartists of ships I like should get one million dollars

💫 pronouns: she/they 💫 height: 5'8" 💫 zodiac: ☀️ gemini 🌙 capricorn ⬆️ cancer 💫 smoke: nah 💫 tattoos: 6, with 3 on deck for this year 💫 piercings: not even my lobes 💫 fav color: green 💫 fav drink: tap water

Babydoll 💜 #Velvette #HazbinHotel

It's insane to me the lengths we fanfic writers go to develop long ass plot stories, just to write that horny, sloppy-wet scene we dreamed about for weeks.

Alastor tries out forgiveness this #WIPwednesday in Part 8 of Drink Menu 🥂 This guy sure does think about rings a lot; very sane, very casual 💍💍💍 #radioapple #appleradio #HazbinHotel

I decided to make a folder of the softest sfw radioapple and stolitz fanart I can find to help soothe me immediately after my tonsillectomy, so the highest praise I can give fanart right now is "ooooooh that's going in the tonsil folder"

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

my tonsils heard me wondering out loud whether I *really* need a tonsillectomy and promptly burst out into tonsillitis again (fifth time since July)

some days I think I'm a good and caring friend and some days I text my bestie both "Skeets Miller and Alastor Hazbin would have been aware of each other because they both worked in radio in the late 1920's" and "I was conceived the same week Floyd Collins' oldest brother died" in the same day

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

"Love Like You" Stolitz edit bc I'm a glutton for emotional hurt ❤️🫠 #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss

A slightly different version of the mountain piece 💜 #art #artsky #sciart

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

🦉🦎 I loved you then , I love you still.

me (clinically unable to shut the fuck up and with a brain that thinks 500 little thoughts per minute) the night before going to visit a friend (of over a decade with whom I text all day every day): what if I can't think of anything to say

🕷️&🍒 Pink BFF 💗 ※The text on art comes from Krystina’s tweet! #HazbinHotel #AngelDust #CherriBomb

100% this, and conversely as a shipper, nothing that happens in canon is going to stop me from enjoying mashing my ship together like barbies

me to my sherlock fic-riddled brain: DO NOT

someone come over and read me fic while I lay under my heated blanket with my eyes closed

A cutie #hazbinhotel #Lucifer #Hazbinhotellucifer #standee #fanmerch #lovecore #valentine #lucifermorningstar #Morningstar

hey just in case you didn't know, the OP of that post talked during quiet reading time.... :/

Mmmm I love the sound of Alastor melting down on #WIPwednesday 🤤 As I work on several other projects in the background, I want to assure all of you that Drink Menu is still my one true love, and you’ll be seeing more of it later this month 👀 #radioapple #appleradio #HazbinHotel

🎶 A dance for one 🎶 #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #alastor

found out today that they're officially recommending tonsillectomy for me 🥲

The Five Moods

I love you Benito

I wrote a little something for my dear friend @yunomighost.bsky.social 💖 For anyone who *loves* Lucifer’s pink sweater, I think you’ll really enjoy this one 👀 archiveofourown.org/works/790951... #radioapple #HazbinHotel

having -22°F real feel temps, a nasty cold, and my period is too many things, one of them needs to end immediately

without fail when I start writing a sex scene I pop into present tense without realizing and it's SO ANNOYING TO FIX

Ода

Хе-хе

Alastor! #hazbinhotel #radioapple

lovely gift.🌹 #radioapple

praise kink and nipple play in a short we are so blessed

“Blitzø has a praise kink” -the short

I have been in self-imposed exhile to get some writing done, which means you all get a new fic this weekend! 3 chapters of Lucifer ~feeling himself~ to the Radio Demon’s broadcasts & slowly losing his mind, for the lovely @yunomighost.bsky.social ❤️ Enjoy this sneak peek & stay tuned 👀 #radioapple

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

My period is swiftly approaching so I feel it appropriate to remind us what our uterus actually looks like inside of our bodies…because for some reason, to this day, women’s bodies go unstudied and are never depicted properly

*banging pots & pans* UNLIMITED ACCESS TO THE FIRST 3 GAME CHANGERS AUDIOBOOKS AT THE QUEER LIBERATION LIBRARY libbyapp.com/search/queer...

Are you ready for Valentine's Day? Mb I drew this too early #HazbinHotel #AppleRadio #RadioApple

therapy is expensive but putting fictional characters in Situations is free

Found these text posts and my brain went “it him” #HazbinHotel #RadioApple

good lord, I love how the most unhinged thing I've ever posted On Here gets the most likes. anyway, I am pure of heart and only make beautiful things like this monarch butterfly cardigan (just finished it this week!)

I can't tell if we had an earthquake while I was sleeping or I'm just having weird ass dreams

some more ms paint rats (and mice) to add to the collection! thank you to everyone who got one, i love seeing pics of your silly goobers and getting to draw them ❤️

Rkgk I loved the Nipple dress Chappell wore at the Grammys yesterday.

I wish this myth would die Imagine every mistake you’ve made at work being broadcast in public - that’s what social media managers have hanging over them every time they publish a post A single bad post or even a like given to the wrong account can cause a PR crisis Interns are not doing this

free invention idea: i want a warmer for my moisturizer the way they have baby wipes warmers

I've been enjoying going to the gym with my son except he's gen alpha and when we're counting each other's reps he won't let me say 6 7 so we have to count in french

I may not have pulled a Dad Mugs card, but at least I got to witness a Dad Mugs pull 😌😌😌