🍎🦌 後ろを見ないで！

Happy Easter everyone :D

I’m such a seagull for radioapple Viv gives us crumbs & I’m out here like: MUCH MUCH GOBBLE GOBBLE SQUACK

While watching season 2, I couldn't help but notice #Alastor 's erectile dysfunction--err- "broken staff" Affectionately dubbed Bonergate by my dear @applecrone.bsky.social, I'm going to discuss Alastor's sexuality and what that means for his character development (1/🧵) #hazbinhotel #radioapple

I'm here to share BONERGATE, my fav Hazbin S2 theory, originated by @lucienoctia.bsky.social! There are some INTERESTING SHOTS that make it look like Alastor was hiding a bit more than frustration when talking to Lucifer. That's right. I'm saying he was hard as hell.(1/🧵) #hazbinhotel #radioapple

(2/🧵)Alastor manspreads A LOT this season but for some reason he feels the need to cross his legs every time he's sitting close to Lucifer (usually after an invigorating argument) AND NOT NORMAL LEG CROSSING EITHER. Is he compensating for his freakishly long legs or is SOMETHING ELSE UNCOMFORTABLE?

(3/🧵) Look at that staff, ALSO placed straight upwards... No wonder he stormed off. And I am not saying this is ABSOLUTELY the animators intentions in these scenes. BUT IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IT, which is *extremely* funny to me, even if unintentional. #radioapple

#HazbinHotel #appleradio #radioapple #LuciferMorningstar #Alastor

he's judging me he KNOWS what i am

the baby the little meow meow precious shnookums #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotellucifer #lucifer

are you ready for more clown buffoonery

boy do i have a crazy theory for horny egg day

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