Me, right now: This is a bad story, and everybody in it gives me hives. Me, talking to the New Yorker in the year 2029: Well, Olivia and Ryan are all of us, really. Sometimes, passion outstrips reason -- in all directions. I think just about anyone can relate to that.

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From: Larry Summers Subject: Thought Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey? From: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: ❗ Re: Thought impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .

Anyone wanting kick these fucking cowards out of office and replace them with candidates that will fight for working people, join DSA! act.dsausa.org/s/2784.PebCRO

Put a Diego Pavia statue on Auburn's campus

everyone subscribe to jon’s really good newsletter for his birthday (or any occasion)

reflecting on when john rocker was on survivor. he had the head/body ratio of a college mascot and got voted off for roid rage

how much could a banana cost? ten dollars? plus the car service back home in case you forgot your ID?

who will step up and be the kiké hernandez of the mamdani victory party

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

can’t believe the aunt thing didn’t sink him

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

does anyone want to discuss the film Computer Chess (2013)

gotta try to hold em to under 120 to have a chance

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will klein chain-shooting covid boosters and reading “kamala actually won” reddit posts to an increasingly panicked blake treinen

hell yes yamamoto

oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness

one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these

all else aside, “i have been told that some of your political opponents have been telling reporters that water has a wetness affiliation” is such a humiliating softball for an ostensibly left-of-center podcaster

and just continued to be in my frog costume after that for about another hour and just continued to be in my frog costume after that for about another hour and just continued to be in my frog costume after that for about another hour

can’t get over how direct and lacerating this comment is. how does he keep getting access lol

If the Grinch was red... well I don't really like to think about that

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

we already have “electability” poisoned dem primary voters to blame for two trump terms, they must be stopped before 2028

as a very casual football follower i’m pretty sure notre dame has never dropped below 10th ranked and has also never won a game

had fun watching me some vanderbilt football

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(sliding out from under The Gyre on a mechanic's creeper, covered in grease) okay, bad news

mitsubishi goofus

it’s so funny that anyone is still on this radical life extension tip when the global innovation economy is being restructured around chatbots that are bad at arithmetic and make people psychotic

…in conclusion, we have no choice but to support bernie sanders in 2028. it’s his time

“overburdened with mitochondrial challenges” to mean “tired”… we are being ruled by such morons. it sucks

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i wish these people would shut da fuck up about words. people have different vocabularies. it’s fine. actual things that matter: what is their character? what do they stand for? also shut da fuck up

the cracker barrel thing should be a layup for anti-capitalists but it seems to be getting called woke. is anyone even paying attention??? am i taking crazy pills??????? mitt romney did this

quick send pete on more podcasts to talk about the sports angle

mitsubishi goofus

even a casual sense of how this played out in california makes bill lee’s approach — at a point when elon-flattery has zero popular constituency — one of those “well let’s hope it’s corruption and not just stupidity” things we get more and more of these days

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new bieber sounds like jon secada

joe biden faking his death to take news cycle off trump/epstein scandal (jealousy?). hiding so he can hear his eulogies from World Leaders. getting caught by a schoolmarm and dragged down the aisle like by his ear

popeye is taking a can of something out of his pocket. not sure what it is yet

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extremely “just wrecked the airplane bathroom” face

i really like this account

Abandoned ice cream carts, fruit, and taco stands. Trucks with broken windows left in the middle of the streets. It’s the new reality ICE has brought to our beautiful city. This taco stand appears to have been hit last night, 6/27 in South LA by Florence and Gramercy.

pausing to appreciate a pleasing streak of not being aware of what elon musk is up to. bummed for all the ecological harm his rocket explosion caused, sad he’s the only game in town for propulsion nerds, but all in all it feels great not hearing his thoughts or seeing his face for a couple weeks

are you ready for pete buttigieg to take the most hard left positions imaginable and defend them beautifully on meet the press? i am