Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat photo from your phone.

goodbye old birb, hello new birb! New art to celebrate the new place? And then from here on we start the sloow report of old art heheh #moshang parody of those cool Macbeth posters from a while ago!

If you're looking for ways to support creatives, writing positive reviews of their work is 1. Free 2. Full of compliments that encourages them 3. Marketing they can reshare to promote their work 4. Just a decent thing to do, thank you!

Live, Laugh, Lan Xichen 🎷🎶 (there's no flute emoji on bsky)

The babies <3 #魔道祖师 #MDZS

Hi all, Like many, it's now my turn to ask for help with medical bills. I've been dealing with Unidentified Medical Stuff, and trying to identify it is expensive. I'm lucky enough to have pretty decent insurance, but for all the tests and doctor visits, my costs are already over $1k 1/3

Doctor: I’m sorry to tell you that the best option for you is a hysterectomy. Middle-aged cis woman, hope slowly dawning in her eyes: …Yeeterus? Middle-aged cis woman’s friends, leaping out from behind the furniture and dangling from the ceiling: YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS!

it’s so funny that i really genuinely believed writing would get easier over time. that’s hilarious. it’s not even a mean lie somebody told me, it’s just a fake thing i came up with.

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Wader

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I wonder if JD Vance regrets killing Pope Francis now that Pope Chicago is in charge

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Sometimes when I'm feeling low, I put down my phone, close my eyes, take a deep breath and think to myself, "Maybe he just died; right now."

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This is the day that trans people disable their cloaking devices for 24 full hours! Good to see you, gang

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Happy 10th anniversary to the Yuri!!! on Ice preview #yurionice #yoi10thanniversary youtu.be/9-xcX0sqkkA

"Clue" is the closest you can ever get to making a Muppet movie with no Muppets.

Finally finished this beloved wip from 2020. this is my beectuuri au where everybody's a bee, and royalty. beectuuri are both carpenter bees #victuuri #yurionice #victornikiforov #yuurikatsuki #beectuuri

let's say you take a walk each night. one night while you're out, you see a corner of your neighbor's home burst into flame. no one else is around; you don't know if the homeowners are in. you can act--call 911, pound on the door, shout to wake them in case they're asleep--and you SHOULD act. why? 🧵

Oh hey, I am once again going to talk about lack of distress tolerance, specifically for shame, and how it ties together AI, the “male loneliness epidemic,” Trumpism, and yes, people’s indignation that anyone might think they’re a bad person for continuing to buy Harry Potter merch.

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

Gege.... #TGCF #HuaCheng

[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage

The Franklin Institute! I remember going there multiple times.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

I’m watching this on repeat. #OscarsonBlacksky

Finally made a pickaxe for the plush Digger that I had made awhile back. Balsa wood and Sculpey. From the webcomic by @tkingfisher.com

the worst polycule you can imagine [ #mdzs #3zun #fanart ]

BARAD DÛR

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

they do indeed let you rawdog autism and adhd as long as you're good enough at masking and the grades are good huh

The best thing you can do in light of the Ellison takeover of Warner Brothers invest your time, energy, and money in supporting independent creators and independent distribution networks and independent venues. It is absolutely crucial to make independence a viable option.

How it started || How it's going

Congratulations everyone

Illinois Governor Pritzker, following today's SCOTUS ruling, sends President Trump an invoice for $8,679,261,600 for refunds of the "illegal tariffs" the residents of his state were charged.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Fancy gege - #TGCF #XieLian

This duet cover of Radiohead's "Creep", between a son and his Shastriya Sangeet classically trained mother, is the mash-up I didn't know how much I needed in my life. Totally spontaneous sobbing may have taken place. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZoH...

Here, have a Nie Huaisang 🤲 #mdzs #niehuaisang

Happy International Fanworks Day! #IFD2026

When the audience claps along with a figure skater’s music it feels like the room is saying “WE GOT U, BUDDY, KEEP GOING” & I hope it feels that way to the skater

クリス！！！！誕生日！！！！おめでとーーーーーーーーー！！！！！！！ #クリストフ・ジャコメッティ誕生日2026

Cancel your plans and date a fictional character instead. 📖✨ All ebooks at JMS Books are 40% off all weekend long! Whether you’re looking for sweet romance or something a little steamier, we’ve got your next obsession. #JMSBooks #ValentineSale #FFRomance #MMRomance #RomanceReaders

What's up, Elmo?

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

go london greatest city in da woild baybee

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick