I ain't getting on no plane...

www.maptap.gg May 17 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 Final score: 997

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

I've read 9 out of 100 on the list. How many have you read? www.theguardian.com/p/x4f9v5

Not my line but I think it deserves more exposure, and should enter the national lexicon. "The Cunt of Murky Crypto".

But why would anyone want to go to a museum on a public holiday France?

I would urge you to spend half an hour listening to this assessment of where we're at in the war in Ukraine. You'll learn a lot and be astonished by the grit and determination of the Ukrainian people pca.st/podcast/3041...

After finding out that my colleague Sam, was handing a query off from Sam (via me)to one of his team, Sam. I've just replied to Sam³ with. Thanks Sam and Sam, Sam if you have any queries could you speak to Sam? (Leaves conversation on account of not being called Sam).

famously the only joke allowed on Wikipedia is, in their List of Whales, any entry that is missing a photo says [cetacean needed] apparently some unfunny losers have made it their job to find public domain images of whales to eradicate this joke only one instance of [cetacean needed] remains

The menu ( in Welsh ) of Caffi Spam at Colwyn Bay for the unveiling of the Terry Jones statue this afternoon. #montypython

There was a post earlier, I can't remember who, about how the Protestant Reformation was basically sparked by a conflict between German autism (Martin Luther) and Italian corruption (papacy).

NEW: Astronaut Reid Wiseman shares a video of ‘Earthset’ that was taken with his iPhone “This is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye…” Wiseman said. This has to be the greatest iPhone video of all time.

Look, what we need for Labour leader is a seasoned political operative, with name recognition, with a hunger for the top job, who the entire party have an opinion on. What I’m saying is perhaps we should replace Starmer with Peter Mandelson, once Starmer has stripped him of the peerage.

After definitely not being in the draw where I keep my passport. Having ahem searched that draw thoroughly* twice. Pleased to report that said passport has re-materialised into my passport draw upon a further final search prior to being cancelled. *May not have been as thorough as first thought.

As it's the weekend, let's take a moment to enjoy and celebrate what for the entire country is an unalloyed good-news story!

Does anyone think that For all mankind is a prequel to The Expanse? #forallmankind

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

The Artemis 2 crew name a new crater on the moon after Reid Wiseman's wife Carroll. One of the most beautiful videos you’ll ever see 🥹

Stolen from my friend Stu.

I have a joke about the Fibonacci Sequence. I have 2 jokes about the Fibonacci Sequence. I have 3 jokes about the Fibonacci Sequence. I have 5 jokes about the Fibonacci Sequence. I have 8 jokes about the Fibonacci Sequence.

OMG this is amazing

Come on Cymru!

I tried no strings sex, but I don't think the puppet was into it.

Bonnie Tyler's less successful follow up

Started World Book Day by shouting at a six-year-old that while Frozen is indeed loosely based on a Hans Christian Andersen story, Elsa is solely a movie character so her costume travesties the whole concept of World Book Day, no, stop, why are you crying?

Totally unregulated sexual economy You're listening to the boy from the big bad city This is jam hot

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Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

@sturdyalex.bsky.social Asking a Greek scholar to confirm that the Spartans were just about manly virtue right?

Well done Scotland, great game of rugby. Very much deserved winners.

Viz top tips knocking it out of the park..

LFG

In the future, everyone will be Prime Minister for 15 minutes.

So apparently McSweeney and Cummins are going to do a podcast together called the Rest is cunts.

For no reason, this quote, except it makes everything a bit better every now and then. From Alan Moore, crazed genius and doomy pessimistic old bastard, yet also writer of this, from Watchmen:

6 nations on a Thursday really doesn't feel right.

Imagine Mandelson is under a lot of stress right now so just as well his husband is a trained osteopath.

Stormtroopers mainly

Sat on a busy train, a couple of people standing in my carriage.The woman sat opposite me aisle seat her small rucksack riding in style in the window. She doesn't look unduly evil but how do you not notice this. How do you feel that your bag is worth more than a person?